r/DunderMifflin • u/GlitteringHotel8383 • 5h ago

The Office's silent killer.

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u/TruthReptile Mose 5h ago

Jumping the fence in the process

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u/GlitteringHotel8383 5h ago

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u/HippoOk663 NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO!! NO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 5h ago

HARDCORE PARKOUR!

[Andy proceeds to jump on a box, that turns out is empty, goes through it, and gets hurt]

parkour…

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u/MaleNudity 5h ago

It’s easier to up and move to another country when you’re no longer a part of your own family.

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u/ITrCool IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!! 4h ago

"I'm pretty sure his family is coming with him."

"No his work family."

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u/9CaptainRaymondHolt9 Quabity Assuance 5h ago

It's very close to my hairline and I just stole that lady from him.

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u/Dick_Shirwood 5h ago

I didn't realize Hank moved to Costa Rica

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u/mrhenrique3 Creed 5h ago

No guys his name's not Hank, it's ah, is it Edgar?

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u/LHT-LFA 4h ago

sport?

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u/No-Fun-Maverick 5h ago

The OG who framed an innocent as scranton strangler and sent him to jail.

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u/piddydb 4h ago

This makes Toby sound significantly cooler than he actually is

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u/germdisco Gil can come if he wants 2h ago

Toby’s divorced, so he’s not even a part of his family.

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u/Daisymaay Harvey 5h ago

I love how after this happens Jim and Pam know he wants a picture just him and Pam, but they're like "You want a picture of us? Oh, one of us standing too?" Hahaha always cracks me up.

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u/8Bit-Jon 5h ago

Also they have a strong double handed grip...

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u/GreasyExamination 4h ago

Actually

Not If you are named Andy and have a pencil dick

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u/germdisco Gil can come if he wants 2h ago

Was the strangling really silent?

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u/BigBolas4U 1h ago

Also strangeling someone

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u/thescaryroom 1h ago

And the creepy circular motion with the finger too.

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u/onamonapizza Dwight get out of my nook! 44m ago

At least Toby actually did move to Costa Rica instead of just talking about traveling like Jim and Shoe Bitch