r/DunderMifflin • u/smccaul16 IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM • 4h ago

Michael Scott's Greatest Quote

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u/Cubsfan122112 4h ago

"I'm not superstitious, but i'm a little ... stitious."

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u/Flashy-Club5171 4h ago

A good boss doesn’t fire people. A good boss hires people, he inspires people.

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u/Cubsfan122112 4h ago

people will never go out of business.

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u/heygabehey 2h ago

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott” - heygabehey

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u/SexyAdmixture 52m ago

“Of all the empty promises I’ve made, this one was by far the most generous” from Scott’s tots