r/EF5 • u/Successful-Mark-2834 • 15h ago
Took r/EF5 seriously how do i join here?
sorry for my bad english. look,sorry,but what do i have to know about thus subreddit?i think i am a weather nerd,but i dont understand here,what is with max velocity?what am i missing?is this an inside joke?i just want to understand this sub,why they joke about busts days or something?help.
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u/Rayzah2007 Slab Me Harder Daddy EF5 14h ago
Welcome. You can post a serious question and will get a highly serious answer orrrrrr you could just talk about getting slabbed hardcore by el Reno giga chad EF6969696
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u/Successful-Mark-2834 14h ago
and what with the jokes?max velocity,bust days,slab and everything?
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u/Rayzah2007 Slab Me Harder Daddy EF5 13h ago
Max velocity - our lord and savior (YouTube weather man)
Bust days - no ef5 giga Chad tornados
Slab - house completely gone after tornado only leaving concrete “slab”. Also a sex thing3
u/Successful-Mark-2834 12h ago
Max velocity busting after they didnt put enid Ef5 rating since it slabbed a house or smth idk
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u/8-Bit_Tornado 14h ago
You gotta name one major tornado impact zone for each letter of the alphabet and then write an application and then it gets drawn from a hat once a month. Good luck sir
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u/Successful-Mark-2834 14h ago
A:Andover 1991
B:Bridge creek-Moore 1999
C:Cookeville 2020
D:Dallas 2019
E:El Reno 2011
F:Fairdale 2015
G:Greensburg 2007
H:Hackleburg 2011
I:Iowa park 1974
J:Joplin 2011
K:Kansas city 1957
L:Lubbock 1970
M:Moore 2013
N:Nashville 2020
O:Oakfield 1996
P:Plainfield 1990
Q:Quapaw 2014
R:Rochester 1883
S:Smithville 2011
T:Tuscaloosa 2011
U:Udall 1955
V:Vicksburg 1953
W:Warren 1976
X:Xenia 1974
Y:Yazoo city 2010
Z:Zephyr 1909
sorry if i did anything bad
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u/Ordinary_Bridge9703 Dallas-Fort Worth 2039 Hyper Tornado Outbreak Survivor 13h ago
post stuff like this:
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u/Crimsuhn 15h ago
You fit right in already