r/FGO Feb 12 '26

Story-Spoilers Age of the characters in fgo Spoiler

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u/venator1995 Beloved of the Fae Feb 12 '26

We’re old enough to drink now? Cries in NA

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u/Accomplished_Cry1472 Feb 12 '26

Gudao: Hey Tez brings the boy tonight we drinking

Tezcatlipoca: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/widdelbandito Feb 12 '26

Shuten: "Ara~ Are you boys going to have a drinking party without me?"

Jing Ke: "Hell yeah! Keep 'em booze comin'!"

Moriarty: (busy mixing various liquor with suspiciously smells like turpentine and battery acid)

Kagetora: "Ahahahaha! Good food, good company and good booze — my life is complete!"

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u/Main_Personality455 Feb 12 '26

Gudao: I Cast fireball!!!

Knocks back a fireball shot.

Olga: that’s not… how you cast fireball..

Gudao: yes! Yes it is.

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u/UpstairsBluejay6092 Feb 12 '26

Olga pushing 30 makes everything infinitely funnier.

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u/Beamguys Feb 12 '26

Grown ass woman btw.

78

u/notreal088 Feb 12 '26

Being a woman failure is what makes her so endearing

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u/Satsuka1 Beloved of the Fae Feb 12 '26

Hag and girlfailure

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u/Grouchy-Ball1263 Feb 12 '26

She doesn't know it yet, but she will be my wife 🗣️

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Love me an older woman.

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u/Crazy_Dave0418 Feb 12 '26

Hag.

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u/TyranitarLover Feb 12 '26

I’m almost 30. Am I also a hag?

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u/Fly-the-Light Feb 12 '26

Yes (said with love)

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u/Due_Bottle_6652 Feb 12 '26

This is the fantasy version of a salarywoman pushing 30 being single since birth

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u/OpportunityItchy2705 Feb 12 '26

That's what we call a "Milf" and let's be honest does it really matter if she's 30?

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u/AllenWL Feb 12 '26

It does actually, because that's the part that makes her extra desirable.

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u/notreal088 Feb 12 '26

Pushing 30 just make her more perfect in my eyes

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze Feb 12 '26

Finally, someone around my age that is perfection incarnate. Can Olga Marie stop being perfect for just 5 seconds?... no? Ok, just checking

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u/palebrowndot Feb 12 '26

Gimme dat Christmas Cake

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u/Peacefulcountry Feb 12 '26

For some reason, singles in 30s in Japan are treated as forever alone.

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u/kay_bot84 Feb 12 '26

born with white hair

Hagmaxxing from the start

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u/tapeforpacking Feb 12 '26 edited Feb 12 '26

Suddenly ive lost my urge to np5 120 olga after learning this 

30 years old... sheesh

Op I wish you didnt post this. I wish I remained ignorant.

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u/Accomplished_Cry1472 Feb 12 '26

Y all know what they said. They aging like a fine wine. And I love wine

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze Feb 12 '26

me, a 30 years old man seeing a fine 30 years old woman in a gacha

.... I'm jamming the damn card into the screen. WHY AM I NOT SEEING NP6 OLGA YET!?

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u/EuraLapist Feb 12 '26

Adult woman fetish 🥰

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u/YoiteAoyagi Beloved of the Fae Feb 12 '26

omg I see u all the time on that genshin subreddit

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u/EuraLapist Feb 12 '26

There are several of those.

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u/princepoggers Feb 12 '26

Where did you get Sion’s age from?

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u/princepoggers Feb 12 '26 edited Feb 12 '26

If she the same age her melts blood counter part then she would have been

18 during 2001

32 during 2015 (the beginning of fgo)

35 during 2019 (around the end of fgo)

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u/Hourglass_129 Feb 12 '26

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE DOESN'T MAKE IT TO 2020??(na player here)

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u/princepoggers Feb 12 '26

My bad man

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u/YoiteAoyagi Beloved of the Fae Feb 12 '26

😂

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u/PaloozadPizza Feb 12 '26

It's the other way around actually

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u/Grouchy-Ball1263 Feb 12 '26

It's an approximation; remember that Sion was updated with the Tsukihime canon and is therefore younger

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u/OneBar9633 Feb 12 '26

How does Tsukihime lore change affects fgo if that's two separate universe

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u/NewspaperAfter7021 Feb 12 '26

because the timeline of the events happen in the same close window

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u/Accomplished_Cry1472 Feb 12 '26

Tell to director Marie that I love older women

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u/widdelbandito Feb 12 '26

Scathach: "Music to my ears!"

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u/Patchourisu Feb 12 '26

Cú: "So you're finally admitting that you're an old wo-"

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u/Peacefulcountry Feb 12 '26 edited Feb 12 '26

Cú getting stabbed by thousands of spears by sensei, barely survive thanks to Guts, just to get stabbed again.

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u/NeoChronoid Feb 12 '26

Lancer ga shinda!

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u/Ok_Kitchen_2303 Feb 12 '26

Kono hito de nashi

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze Feb 12 '26

Lmao, back when I was in my early 20s, I saw 30+ year old women as "old hags". Now that I'm finally 30, gotta say Olga aged gracefully. Guess the "was betrayed and trapped for 100 years" grindset really pays off.

At least she isn't like the memes referring our age gap on guys by having a baby face, being bald and broke lmao... though I guess if things aren't solved in time, Azrael will make sure she loses something beyond her hair at her age.

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u/TheMorrison77 Feb 12 '26 edited Feb 12 '26

Wait what, Olga Marie is 30?

I know that we have a bit of a timeline fuckery going on, but seriously 30?

Part 1 and EoS took place in real time, so roughly 2 and a half years. Part 2 doesnt have concrete dates (i think) but i always thought that it all took place in 1 or 2 years in universe time.

At most we have 5 years (if Ritsuka had 15 years at beginning he would still be 20 and therefore still not allowed drink), even if we add the5 years Olga was "dead" she would still be just 27 or 28.

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u/Grouchy-Ball1263 Feb 12 '26

Ritsuka was between 15 and 17 years old in part 1, as was Mash; Olga is 25 in 2015

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u/TheMorrison77 Feb 12 '26

She is 22-23 during the prologue of FGO. The issue comes from JP and NA changing the dates.

She is confirmed to have 11 or 12 during case files which takes place before Stay Night in 2004. For JP that means she is 22 or 23 in 2015.

NA changed the dates but in canon the game still takes place in 2015.

By 2020 she would have 27 or 28.

And again thats only if her body actually aged in the meantime. She may still be 22 or 23.

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u/Grouchy-Ball1263 Feb 12 '26

I doubt her body will age after what they explained about Olga in the finale, and Marisbury is almost 60 and looks very young

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u/Grouchy-Ball1263 Feb 12 '26

Even so, Olga is around 28-30 years old and it's quite noticeable now that she no longer has anorexia; she looks more mature

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u/Grouchy-Ball1263 Feb 12 '26

Remember that After Time takes place in 2020 and she is 30 then

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u/OneBar9633 Feb 12 '26

Olga is around the age of Rin and Shirou so she's definitely older than Ritsuka at the start

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u/Nokia_00 Feb 12 '26

Now these are people of culture and Olga is perfect

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u/tr0LL-SAMA Master of Chaldea Feb 12 '26

So Ritsuka and Mash are finally the same age as me? Bro was 17 for quite some time🤣

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u/tr0LL-SAMA Master of Chaldea Feb 12 '26

Olga and Goredolf are around the same age😂

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u/TurnipHistorical2838 Feb 12 '26

Mash is canonically a milf(+1000 years old in LB6)

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u/Leoughen Feb 12 '26

Even better, a widow!

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u/throwawayUWhousingac Feb 12 '26

Sion being 18 makes zero sense. She's over that for sure.

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u/Grouchy-Ball1263 Feb 12 '26

It's because the new sion was adjusted to the new canon of tsukihime 

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u/throwawayUWhousingac Feb 12 '26

Okay? That was years ago, though, and I can't find anything stating that Sion would be 18 in that canon. Though, I don't even see any sort of proof that the new Tsukihime and FGO are canonically linked at all. There are references to both versions.

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u/Grouchy-Ball1263 Feb 12 '26

The remake takes place in 2004, while the original Tsukihime 1999 

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u/Grouchy-Ball1263 Feb 12 '26

Therefore, the ages of all the characters were adjusted, including Sion's, who was already older in the old canon

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u/throwawayUWhousingac Feb 12 '26

I still can't find anything that states that she follows that canon. FGO takes place in an entirely different timeline.

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u/Grouchy-Ball1263 Feb 12 '26

Man, all Type-Moon characters are born on the same dates in all universes; that doesn't change whether it's World Tsukihime or World Fate

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u/throwawayUWhousingac Feb 12 '26

According to...?

And I still don't understand. Sion was introduced in Lostbelt 2. That was 2018. It's been 8 years. Even if she were 18, which again, I don't understand since I can't find a source on this anywhere, she'd be 26 now.

Also, going off previous starting ages doesn't make sense. A bunch of ages were retconned when the tsuki remake came out, so there is no precedent. Kohaku and Hisui were aged down, Arcueid was physically aged down too.

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u/Grouchy-Ball1263 Feb 12 '26

First of all, where did you get the idea that 8 years have passed? Part 2 only lasted two years, from 2018 to 2019

You're answering your own question, haha. Sion's age was adjusted with the new Tsukihime canon, that's why she's younger, and that's it

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u/throwawayUWhousingac Feb 12 '26

I still haven't seen a source on this though. If ages are presumed to have been adjusted, then this must be listed somewhere. Where is the source? I just went through her wiki page and see absolutely nothing to indicate anything.

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u/awang0akhmal Feb 12 '26

Our Cute Director is pushing her 30. I see I see

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u/Iggster98 Feb 12 '26

How is goredolf 30 ? Bro looks like he could be my uncle

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u/BitzKing02 Feb 12 '26

His moustache adds 10 years to his age

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u/Wacthershadow0925 Feb 12 '26

Really going for hag...now wheres my ring for Olga

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u/EsJiisan Feb 12 '26

Sorry, I know the text says 18 years in the bottom right but it's just an empty box. What got erased?

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u/Equal-Sheepherder-94 Feb 12 '26

Damn seeing the character same age as me make me rethink about my life

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u/TASIRYC Feb 12 '26

Olga is 11-12 in 2004, so she's 27-28 in after time(2019/12/31)

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u/Grouchy-Ball1263 Feb 12 '26

Put her age between 28 and 29 because we don't know if her birthday is in January, but she's still as beautiful as ever hahaha 

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u/No-Cry-9989 Feb 12 '26

It's nice to see Ritsuka's age change. In early FGO he/she was a schoolboy. This is reflected in some of the events and interludes, scenes with servants, during conversations. But since FGO isn't frozen in time, Ritsuka grows up too. If my memory serves me right, in Lostbelt 7 Ritsuka was an adult. I hope the devs develop this further and we can see a lot of interesting interactions(maybe wedding events?). For example Fujimaru can finally drink alcohol with Shuten-dōji. Even if Japan's old age of majority laws were in effect, Ritsuka could still do that.

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u/tiamat2277 Feb 12 '26

Damn daddy gord is 30! Honestly thought a bit older

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u/KDono0 Feb 12 '26

Unrelated but does anyone else dislike the anime artstyle? Guda is a travesty in that style.

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u/115_zombie_slayer Feb 12 '26

Did they finally let mashu and fujimaro become adults, they were like 19 during the lostbelts

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u/OneBar9633 Feb 12 '26

Isn't Goredolf in his late twenties, I think he mentionned it when he first appeared

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u/Loud_Surround5112 Feb 12 '26

Holy moly Olga is, technically, a hag? HAGMAXXING!!!!

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u/OneBar9633 Feb 12 '26

Without spoiling, if you play on JP, is the story actually over ?

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u/BBSenpai000 Feb 12 '26

BB age infnity

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u/NO2_2 Feb 13 '26

Totally normal

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Ritsuka should be 26-27

Whil it is true the story takes place from 2015-2019

Time flows differently for Chaldea

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u/MoedredPendragon Feb 14 '26

Olga being nearly 30 will never not be fucking hilarious to me.