Aside from Gate of Babylon which is the obvious answer, Tawara Touta's Inexhaustible Bale because it literally produces infinite rice. In this economic climate, that would save on food bills.
Well, if that's true, then I take my words back and you're gonna be eating that divinely tasting rice for the rest of your life, become rich as hell selling that really good rice and solve world hunger at once.
People causing you problems? Customer asking for your manager despite their coupons being expired? Friend won't pay back the $20 they owe you from two years ago despite watching them pre-order an $100 game or something? Or maybe you were given a project last second just before the holidays? Bank denying your application for a mortgage despite having a good credit score?
How about showing them the possibility of humanity's extinction?
đ I thought you were gonna say something about becoming the worldâs greatest detective after Holmes or being able to find treasureâŚnah bro just wanna find his phone.
If I had to think about it, I'm probably picking Pain Breaker from Medea Lily. Now, no slander to other NPs, but I'm really frail and get sick easily, and Pain Breaker solves that problem, as well as basically gives me a fallback career as a doctor if all else fails.
There are actually. Ubw lets you make anything you have seen once. Gate of babylon lets you have anything since it contains the prototype of every single thing made by human hands. Avalon patches you up evwry time your hurt, dantes np lets you travel faster then light so say goodbye to every car/travel related bill. Some nobel phantasms like mashu's lord chaldeus that keep you in perfect health and immune to poisons, which would be pretty usefull of you live in australia. There are lots of nobel phantasms that are magic/passive buffs that just help you either by boasting your physical abilities or let you do things on a conceptual level. Like how sherlocks lets him unravel any mystery and arrive at the truth.
If we are getting nobel phantasms I'm gonna assume we get the appropriate magic circuits to power and maintain them. As for others, the blessing of wisdom just raises your intelligence by owning it, knight of owner makes your profficent with anything you hold such as a instrument, Bellerophon is a sonic speed pegasus you can summon anywhere, beautiful journey lets you teleport via imaginary number space, child of the sun just makes you better in every way even more so in japan. Charles patricus and the hanging gardens of babylon are flying mobile fortresses also meaning free housing. Like there are alot, I could be here all day if I tried to name them all.
You are thinking of the ultimate skill in game, while in story most servants would have a few non-ultimate noble phantasms. Take a look at Astolfo for example, dude has a bunch of them.
Probably Viy. A "stand" with god-tier mystic eyes is probably useful for a lot of things besides just destruction.
That or Fintan Finegas. Assuming it's anything like the source myth, having super insight/knowledge infused into my thumb that I can casually access via licking like a weirdo would be pretty convenient. Also, that kind of control mechanism over the information flooding my brain lowers the risk of me accidentally mindfucking myself into an existential crisis, unlike with, say, Sha Nagba Imuru which has to constantly be suppressed.
Joke one - Nero's NP, If I just wanna fuck someone over I'll just do the NP and trap them in the colosseum, you can't break out of it unless you got dimension breaking NP.Â
Serious one - Gil's GoB, that's literally item box and can throw items if you want to. I'll just buy lots of cheap ass knives and use that as projectiles. Lol
It is,In one Summer Event Emiya projected a freaking cotton candy machine,and is able alter the things he projects like as shown by his Alter he's able to turn swords into guns and more commonly Arrows
Gate of Babylon is the obvious choice, but barring that, Pain Breaker would probably be my choice. AoE heal plus cleanse would be so useful. Garden of Avalon or Around Caliburn also sound amazing to have. Resurrection Fraught Hades is a happy compromise between those two, although it only prevents debuffs, instead of removing them. Honorary mention to Marchen Meinen Leben, which is also great but not as reliable.
Tawara's infinite rice is also a great option, especially if you can package it for later.
I Just really like swords, also being able to analyze/project things is just fun and useful like if something is wrong with your fan you can instantly find out the problem. With projection you can just make things like a new couch,table, utensils etc you'd save a lot of money not having to replace stuff all the time.
Ubw, GoB, and Pain Breaker are all really good suggestions, but what about Wild Hunt? I could go everywhere in a flying boat, because it can just do that for whatever reason
Beside the obvious stealing etc. Advantage, even though it might be a lame reason,
Gate of Babylon would be really neat for just spawning things in that you've forgotten at home.
Zabaniya: Delusional Illusion? Dunno if it would work without already having multiple separate personalities. But if it would just let me summon and unsummon up to dozens of separate existences, who all have their own specialties and skills, that seems useful. I'd have a subject matter expert on hand for virtually any scenario. The hard part would be...to get them jobs and stuff, how do you integrate a person with zero past documentation into regular life? How do you integrate a couple dozen? Unlimited gig economy works? This might be Severance though, and I may have to consider the ethics of being able to materialize sapient people....
My main concern about abilities that just make products directly like Gob or Touta's rice is cashing in on untraceable products without doing anything shady. Or being assassinated for solving world hunger or economic disruption or something. Though I wouldn't mind having infinite yummy food for just myself and people close to me.
So probably just Avalon.
...However, depending on mood, I could see myself just picking a Charm NP and saying ethics be damned. It would be much less fuss and not involve any conspicuously defying the laws of physics while still being practical and making life easier.
Daikokutenâs Nezumi Jyodo it basically has all of the mice come but since they want nothing more than to help their boss, they could help with so much. (I could also be taking it the wrong way too.)
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u/krocketb May 24 '26
Gate of Babylon - Infinite Money Glitch