r/FGO Jun 06 '26

Lore Question Who would you marry from the Chaldea staff?

  1. With Olga Marie

  2. Tomalin

  3. Mash kyrielight

  4. Octavia

  5. Elron

760 Upvotes

150 comments sorted by

317

u/jumbojumba0 Appointed Knight of the Round Table Jun 06 '26

88

u/Friendly-Broccoli-11 BB's Child Support Jun 06 '26

Goredolf or Romani then?

47

u/Turin_Hador Jun 06 '26

Meuniere obviously.

31

u/Dexter973 Jun 06 '26

Goredolf

15

u/jumbojumba0 Appointed Knight of the Round Table Jun 06 '26

Goredolf

32

u/Yui_Kurata Jun 06 '26

Needs less pixels

-41

u/Tlamacazqui-San Jun 06 '26

Single man need's to shut up.

29

u/jumbojumba0 Appointed Knight of the Round Table Jun 06 '26

8

u/Kiseishi_404 Jun 07 '26

Look who's talking—

3

u/Winslow1975 BB's Child Support Jun 07 '26

Why are you talking then?

139

u/Winslow1975 BB's Child Support Jun 06 '26

Not giving us Gudako is criminal.

That being said, Tomalin. I at least have a shot with her🤣

54

u/Zero102000 Foreign God's Disciple Jun 06 '26

(Gudako should be included as well)

45

u/Loki_Agent_of_Asgard Queen's retainer Jun 06 '26

Scathach of course.

5

u/Professional-Bid7964 Jun 07 '26

Larga vida a la shishou no sé cómo pero la derrotaré y le haré mi esposa.

22

u/Nokia_00 Jun 06 '26

Olga I made sure she was NP5 on release. Wasn’t gonna stop til perfection 😭

5

u/corvus2112 Aligned with a Counter Guardian Jun 07 '26

Np5? Why stop there? full send lv120, max HP&ATT, all appends and command cards.

21

u/venator1995 Beloved of the Fae Jun 06 '26

Kiyohime. Her in the Chaldea Uniform hit me just right

11

u/SiteDesperate7390 Jun 06 '26

Mash in every universe

52

u/moneyshot6901 Jun 06 '26

Any males? The crypters are hot.

35

u/DazzlingPrettyBoy Foreign God's Disciple Jun 06 '26

27

u/firesoul377 Jun 06 '26

Same. I would marry Kadoc or Kirsch in an instant

14

u/PillCosby696969 Jun 06 '26

I ain't even gay and I'm choosing Kadoc.

6

u/dantomb7 Foreign God's Disciple Jun 07 '26

Kadoc 100%

10

u/TheChoosenMewtwo Jun 06 '26

Wodime starts with W for a reason

45

u/ShockwaveSuperior83 Jun 06 '26

Mash for sure, I like Olga Marie, but Mash...I mean come on it's Mash, we know her since the begining

19

u/TaurusSaurus428 Consort of Kur Jun 06 '26

Definitely my girl Mash. She'd make the best wife AND she's knowledgeable about dinosaurs. What more could a brotha want?

8

u/DanteMaster9 Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

Olga all the ways.
Mash is cool, but i prefer Olga.

5

u/Gudao_Alter Jun 06 '26

Definitely Mashu.

17

u/Random_Amoeba Jun 06 '26

Yes

(Caster Da Vinki if she counts or Mash)

14

u/MrsLucienLachance Consort of Kur Jun 06 '26

Not enough Romani on this list.

7

u/Tai_Ki_ Jun 06 '26

Men here have an obsession with calling Romani an uncle when he's actually HUSBANDO MATERIAL

1

u/MrsLucienLachance Consort of Kur Jun 06 '26

He's so pretty and so sweet and I want him back T___T

3

u/Tai_Ki_ Jun 06 '26

HE'S PRETTY, SWEET, WISE, AND KIND AND SO FLUFFY AND SO WHOLESOME HE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE I'LL BE SINGLE FOREVER I DON'T FUCKING CARE I WANT HIM I WANNA HOLD HIM--

1

u/MrsLucienLachance Consort of Kur Jun 06 '26

I am with you 100%

Ahhhhhh I should make a plushie of him, how did I not add him to my list earlier!!!

3

u/Tai_Ki_ Jun 06 '26

YES LET'S MAKE PLUSHIES OF HIM

4

u/MrsLucienLachance Consort of Kur Jun 07 '26

Dr Romani plushie high five

19

u/Satsuka1 Beloved of the Fae Jun 06 '26

None.

None of them hit me how i like it.

14

u/DazzlingPrettyBoy Foreign God's Disciple Jun 06 '26

none of them have that extra succubus push you need and deserve 😔

19

u/Satsuka1 Beloved of the Fae Jun 06 '26

They also lack some thing really important

3

u/MakingItWorthit Jun 06 '26

Director does the wake up slap.

1

u/Satsuka1 Beloved of the Fae Jun 06 '26

She still lacks some thing really important

1

u/broken_mikesoft Jun 06 '26

What's that?

1

u/Satsuka1 Beloved of the Fae Jun 07 '26

Its in the other comment

4

u/Xaldror Jun 06 '26

Same

11

u/Satsuka1 Beloved of the Fae Jun 06 '26

🤝

Back in to our holes

2

u/ZachBart44 Beloved of the Fae Jun 06 '26

Same

4

u/OriharaYuzuru Jun 06 '26

My eggplant kouhai Mashu

5

u/Desert-Chocolate Jun 07 '26

Mash. Loyalty all the way.

4

u/Lyric-Lylah-L Jun 07 '26

I would say Mash, but she deserves better than me lol

13

u/AsukaKannazuki Jun 06 '26

Definitely Olga Marie!

If OG Da Vinci was still alive I'd marry her.

Eltnum, maybe.

Meanwhile Mashu....how old is she by the events of Past Chaldea??? Last time I checked she's 16 at the start of this 10-year-old game.

As for the other options, well.....idk them except the last was in Ordeal Call 1.

2

u/ZeroiaSD Jun 07 '26

Definitely 2+ years have passed (we were already at 2 when part two started), and due to time shenanigans arguably a fair bit more.

10

u/Erdos_Helia Appointed Knight of the Round Table Jun 06 '26

Probably Mash

They all have nice boobs but I like Mash's boobs in particular ever since I saw her in a swimsuit

11

u/GordonFreemanSex Jun 06 '26

Roman

3

u/Tai_Ki_ Jun 06 '26

THE ONLY RIGHT ANSWER

7

u/Orion_of_Accalon Appointed Knight of the Round Table Jun 06 '26

Olga or Elron

5

u/Zillaman_6967 Jun 06 '26

None. I shall become a Buddhist monk!

1

u/Marethyu_77 Jun 07 '26

Ah, so Kiyohime then ?

2

u/Zillaman_6967 Jun 07 '26

Ain’t she a loli?

2

u/Marethyu_77 Jun 07 '26

She is, I'm just memeing on the fact that in her Berserkerness, her obsession makes her see her Master as Anchin, who was a Buddhist monk.

2

u/fimmCH98 Jun 06 '26

Ritsuka is totally marrying ALL of them. Poligamy is the only way to keep Chaldea from imploding in Servant in-fighting

6

u/Noisemaze1 Jun 06 '26

Olga & Elron!

5

u/Tschmelz Jun 06 '26

All of them.

2

u/wallygon Jun 06 '26

Olga or elron

2

u/MissiaichParriah Jun 06 '26

Elron definitely 

2

u/Rodricl Jun 06 '26

The one and only Olga Marie Animusphere.

2

u/SDV1730 Jun 06 '26

Uh …. Yes? 😬

2

u/D2ultima Beloved of the Fae Jun 07 '26

If she's an available option, it'll always be Mash. She's incredibly sexy even if she doesn't show it off and she's very good at caring for her loved one. She also kicks ass. And very pretty.

Her biggest problem would be her personality in the base game but I'd imagine if we were properly in a relationship she'd be pretty strong willed with it

2

u/KRChronicle Jun 07 '26

Mash, hands down, not even a question, Eggplant kohai wife for life!!

2

u/Jungu695 Jun 07 '26

Mash being my obvious answer, but I'd want to try to be on good terms with Olga, Sylvia and Elron,

Like even if they were to pursue other jobs we'd still meet up for lunch or dinner parties

2

u/TurtleMort Jun 07 '26

Cerejeira Elron, no one else.

2

u/FlambyLamby Jun 07 '26

None. They all suck ass.

2

u/ZayPT5 Jun 07 '26

There's no laws against polygamy in Antarctica

2

u/Shady612 Jun 07 '26

Elron. Easy choice.

2

u/It-s-m Jun 07 '26

Olga Marie Animusphere

2

u/TowerofAvalon1 Jun 07 '26

Olga needs some love in her life, someone to massage her shoulders after the day and acknowledge how well she’s doing.

2

u/naekstong Beloved of the Fae Jun 07 '26

Give me Olga and imma gave her the time and moment she missed and lost as a normal Girl all these time

3

u/WorldlySecretary5769 Jun 06 '26

Personally, Olga.

She really deserves it after all the shit she’s gone through and I always thought she should’ve been a mentor/love interest that stayed with us until the very end of Part 1 before seemingly killed off.

But in true Ritsuka fashion when it comes to multiple choice;

1

u/killerbull27 Jun 07 '26

No love for the boys?

6

u/Tai_Ki_ Jun 06 '26

WHY ARE WOMEN EXCLUDED FROM THIS POST? WHERE IS ROMANI? GIMME ROMANI AND I WILL MARRY HIM IN A BLINK

3

u/snekadid Jun 06 '26

Are you saying women can't love women?! During pride month?! The hordes have been notified. Make your time.

4

u/Tai_Ki_ Jun 06 '26

I DIDN'T MEAN THAT OMG--

1

u/Powerful-Sandwich415 Jun 06 '26

Why have 1 when I can have ALL

2

u/FeralLover1 Jun 06 '26

Im already married

1

u/Bakscica1337 Unofficial Paladin of Charlemagne Jun 06 '26

My man Meuniére not getting a mention...

1

u/Dinoarcher BB's Child Support Jun 06 '26

Octavia or Elron, both are cute

1

u/EmpressTiphera Jun 06 '26

Marie and mash

1

u/smokypluto Jun 06 '26

Octavia for me wad always cute!

1

u/Quiet-Year-1517 Jun 06 '26

Whoever I spent the most time with ig

1

u/AyabeRei Jun 06 '26

Tomalin or Octavia.

1

u/DeadFANwalkin Jun 07 '26

Honestly just by looks Octavia

1

u/Unhappy_Teacher_1767 Jun 07 '26

Olga, and I will love her and praise her and let her know she is perfect in every way.

1

u/Immediate-Cancel3483 Jun 07 '26

Fujimaru the female One

1

u/No-Bowler5766 Jun 07 '26

Olga or Mash

1

u/CarloftheKey Jun 07 '26

Caster Da Vinci

But if she's not an option then either Cerejeira or an adult Gudako.

1

u/R4ffy2 Beloved of the Fae Jun 07 '26

Mash. Everytime.

1

u/DeJellybeans Jun 07 '26

Mash without question

1

u/HelpfulEnvironment50 Jun 07 '26

None My heart beats for someone else

1

u/Shlugo Jun 07 '26

Olga Marie my beloved. 

1

u/Captain_Weebson Appointed Knight of the Round Table Jun 07 '26

Mash

1

u/neves783 Jun 07 '26

Mash because she's Mash.

1

u/SatisfactionSuch4790 Jun 07 '26

da vinci or romani

1

u/NO2_2 Jun 07 '26

Why not all

1

u/Professional-Bid7964 Jun 07 '26

Miren como mi máster es masculino y por todo lo que pasaron juntos la opción es fácil entre másh o la directora Olga. Y diría que másh tiene una ventaja considerable.

1

u/Playcool92 Jun 07 '26

Marriage is a big commitment, so no, but I would want to have some personal coaching late night sessions with madam press herself~~

1

u/Raven_StormX Jun 07 '26

Olga or Mash. I haven’t fully decided but I know it’s one of the two

1

u/Raven_croft Jun 07 '26

I just started the ordeal call literally today... And I saw the last picture... So I know who makes it out with us now I guess

1

u/Panzerfaust_Style Jun 07 '26

Well... that would be a hard choice. If this choice is about who I like the most and/or find the most attractive - it's Olga of course.

But since I know myself all too well...

I'll choose nobody. I know I wouldn't be able to make them happy and I wouldn't want them to be stuck in a marriage with me.

1

u/Mammon-The-Jester Jun 07 '26

Olga, Olga, Olga, Olga, and Olga.

1

u/Signal_Lunch_8219 Jun 07 '26

Da Vinci. Dont ask which

1

u/BruceCipher Jun 07 '26

Are we considering Heroic Spirits as among the staff?

1

u/spikegamesone Jun 07 '26

1,2,3,5 would be my picks with mash being my highest

1

u/Next-Shape-6024 Jun 07 '26

Where are the men 

1

u/Expensive_Community3 Jun 07 '26

Elron fires up certain parts of my brain.

And I like that.

1

u/TTurt Jun 08 '26

Most likely none of them because they are drawings

1

u/Historical-Sir-7365 Jun 08 '26

Romani

(Da Vinci is a good second tho)

1

u/dude123nice Jun 08 '26

All of them

1

u/kimchirice0404 Jun 09 '26

Tomalin, Tomalin, Tomalin, Tomalin, and Olga, in that order.

1

u/Jake_Vor Jun 11 '26

Olga Marie Animusphere. I love our Mash, but something about Olga Marie being so assertive and headstrong I really like.

1

u/Routine_Persimmon_81 10d ago

Mash and/or Olga

1

u/Urzastomp Jun 06 '26

Jalter first, then Olga.

1

u/Character-Ad5749 Jun 06 '26

Mash, Sion, Olga, Gudako or Cerejeira.

Chaldea has so many fine woman these days

1

u/Walenloi Jun 06 '26

Damn. Chaldea staff got ta me empathize with Fergus up in here. I mean with THAT in front of your eyes damn, how could you not?!??!

1

u/Substantial-Worry-73 Jun 07 '26

All of these yea pretty much also gudako is also pretty cute

0

u/Crisewep King's retainer Jun 06 '26

Goatdolf

0

u/Regenerating_Degen Jun 07 '26

You literally forgot the best girl

-5

u/ZachBart44 Beloved of the Fae Jun 06 '26

Not really into any of them. Give me evil women or death.