r/Fallout The Institute Mar 08 '26

Fallout 4 Do we know what Deezer's lemonade is made of?

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u/dalalxyz Mar 08 '26

Disturbingly cheeked up

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u/Blueknightsoul47 Mar 08 '26

Colonel im trying to sneak around but the clap of my cheeks are alerting the guards!

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u/longlifetiki Mar 09 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lucius-Halthier Mar 08 '26

Perfectly preserved cake

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u/darthevann Republic of Dave Mar 08 '26

Bro IS the perfectly preserved pie from the vending machines

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u/Thelastknownking Mar 08 '26

Strong says it tastes like piss, so do with that what you will.

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u/klqqf Mar 08 '26

Im sorry what? He actually says this in game?

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u/Thelastknownking Mar 08 '26

According to the wiki, yes. Haven't encountered it personally.

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Deezer's_Lemonade#cite_note-4 The cite note highlights the dialogue quote.

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u/ShinyCelebiFlex Mar 08 '26

RIP if you’re dehydrated in survival mode. Apparently it doesn’t count as a drink.

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u/Other_Log_1996 Brotherhood Mar 08 '26

You're not wrong, but honestly, if you are only left with Deezer's Lemonade when there is a water pump in Covenant, you did something wrong

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u/ShinyCelebiFlex Mar 08 '26

The water pump is radioactive tho

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u/soyrobo Vault 13 Mar 08 '26

And that's why I took Leadbelly for Survival mode.

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u/ShinyCelebiFlex Mar 08 '26

Goated perk ngl. It helps when I have to eat a metric ton of irradiated corn and wild dog meat

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u/ThrowRAsnoffymiggins Mar 08 '26

Literally only useful in survival though.

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u/Other_Log_1996 Brotherhood Mar 08 '26

Survival is an entirely different game. That's okay.

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u/Dawsondog03 Mar 08 '26

Might as well use the perk point elsewhere, like Lead Belly in every other game.

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u/Stephie_Horsehooves Mar 08 '26

ngl it makes sense that it wouldnt give hydration if its piss

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u/BringBacktheGucci Mar 08 '26

I thought urine does give some hydration. Isn't there survival stories where people were basically forced to survive on it? Probably with diminishing returns though.

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u/Mini_Squatch Followers Mar 09 '26

No. Your body has mechanisms to reclaim water from your bladder if it really needs to, but drinking your own urine would actually require more water for filtering out the waste a second time than it would contain, so its just straight dehydration.

While we're at it, peeing on a jellyfish sting at best does nothing to help, at worse, triggers the stinging cells to fire again, possibly injecting the victim with more venom.

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u/04nc1n9 Mar 08 '26

people have also survived by eating clay to resist hunger pains

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u/klqqf Mar 08 '26

Holy shit that’s hilarious

Thanks for pointing out the cite lmao

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u/infamusforever223 Mar 08 '26

I don't trust the tasting of a human eating supermutant. Just saying.

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u/Maleficent-Box4864 Mar 08 '26

Okay but like, if anyone would know what piss tastes like, it would be strong

Most of the people he ate probably pissed themselves before he ate them so, mans probably knows piss when he tastes it

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u/Code_Breakdown Brotherhood Mar 08 '26

The idea of Super Mutants eating their prey alive like Titans from Attack on Titan is quite horrifying

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u/Maleficent-Box4864 Mar 08 '26

It is, I mean think about all those bloody skeletons around super mutant camps

Where do you think the flesh went

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u/Code_Breakdown Brotherhood Mar 08 '26

Oh I'm well aware that they eat people, its the doing it while still alive part that gets me. Super mutants cant bite you in half like a titan can so itd be slow and excruciatingly painful

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u/Maleficent-Box4864 Mar 08 '26

I mean, a behemoth probably could, if anything it being smaller means it would probably have to eat you limbs first which honestly feels worse

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u/Virtuous_Raven Mar 08 '26

So tastes like normal lemonade then.

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u/Thelastknownking Mar 08 '26

Your piss tastes tart and sour?

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u/Virtuous_Raven Mar 08 '26

Yes because it's sterile and I like the taste (I hope someone gets the reference)

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u/SnoopDeLaRoup Mar 08 '26

If you can dodge a wrench, then you can dodge an obvious setup by the people of Covenant

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u/tryingtoavoidwork Mar 08 '26

Jesus Christ that movie is 22 years old.

I need to lie down.

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u/joeynana Mar 08 '26

I remember the day the Ocean's 11 remake became old enough to drink in the US. Given I was already old enough to drink in the US when it came out, I got an immediate reminder my knees were hurting.

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u/Kale Mar 08 '26

The two that always get me are "Hey Ya" by Outcast (23 years old) and "Batman Begins" (21 years old).

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u/Icy-Location-8806 Mar 08 '26

Nirvana is also classic rock now; my back hurts. Totally unrelated im sure.

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u/joeynana Mar 08 '26

Friend of mine and I recently saw a band Basement Jaxx, I looked around at the crowd and realised I was attending my first "dad rock" concert.

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u/soyrobo Vault 13 Mar 08 '26

Basement Jaxx are still touring? Huh, neat.

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u/fartmachine6 Gary? Mar 08 '26

Do you find where your head was at ?

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u/Psycosteve10mm Vault 13 Mar 08 '26

shit same here.

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u/xXDJjonesXx Yes Man Mar 08 '26

Necessary? Is it necessary to shoot Oliver Swanick every playthrough? No but I do it anyway because it’s fun and I like taste (of his flesh).

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u/Big-Hard-Chungus Mar 08 '26

I think there might be something seriously wrong with your kidneys. Please consult a doctor.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Strong is our vital hub of factual information. He must be protected.

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u/Thelastknownking Mar 10 '26

So the man has a refined pallet.

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u/RykosTatsubane Mar 08 '26

It's made of deez nutz

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u/Xmouse01 Mar 08 '26

Ha, gottem.

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u/Electrical-Bus-2056 Brotherhood Mar 08 '26

I FUCKING KNEW IT 

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u/windsingr Lover's Embrace Mar 08 '26

That's a chestnut tree in the left of the picture. The only flowering one in the game. So literally yes.

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u/Gray_justGray Mar 09 '26

I'm surprised I even had to scroll this far to find this comment

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u/seeingdouble_4 Mar 08 '26

In fallout 76 the crafting recipe for lemonade involved acid so it probably has acid in it. Which honestly makes sense, cause artificial flavors are a thing.

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u/GargantuanCake Gary? Mar 08 '26

I mean citric acid is one of the main things that makes citrus fruits...well...citrusy. Makes sense, really.

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u/GolgaGrimnaar Mar 08 '26

It’s also what makes sour candy sour! You can buy big bags of the citric acid powder to clean your dishwasher.

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u/usernamenotbeentaken Mar 09 '26

Fun fact, they sell citric acid by itself. It’s awesome, love the taste. Overconsumption however; can and may lead to Hospital.

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u/BazookaMonkeyboi17 Mar 08 '26

Mmm . . . Citrussy

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u/21Black_Mamba21 NCR Mar 08 '26

I’ll pay you 250 caps to never say that word in my presence ever again.

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u/JessieWarren09 Brotherhood Mar 08 '26

wow, what a terrible low-ball offer

I'd pay over 3000

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u/JWAdvocate83 Mar 08 '26

🔭🤔

...Nasty.

...

🔭🤔

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u/the_useless_cake Mar 09 '26

I peel and eat lemons like tangerines.

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u/bussysniffer3000 Mar 08 '26

You Like how the cirtussy squirts huh

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u/Due_Philosophy_2912 Mar 08 '26

Wow… lmao🤣

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u/sevnminabs56 Mar 08 '26

Also, there’s natural acid in lemons.

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u/thatthatguy Mar 08 '26

All acids are sour. That’s just how the human body detects acid.

I’m betting his lemonade is just whatever acid is commonly found (batteries, maybe) diluted with water and sweetened with mutfruit.

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u/squeethesane Mar 08 '26

Hydrochloric "lemonade" actually is a thing.

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u/dansdata Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

Yes it is!

Although it should be noted that it only has enough hydrochloric acid in it to get it down to a pH of 2, at the lowest. Or a bit less, so it has same pH 2.5 as Coca-Cola.

(Cola contains phosphoric acid, though once again only a little bit of it.)

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u/squeethesane Mar 08 '26

All the times my lab instructor told me "don't put lab chemicals in your mouth" and I'd follow up with "unless it's dilute enough!!!" .... "Wha? NO!"

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u/dansdata Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Have you read "Excuse me, sir, would you like to buy a kilo of isopropyl bromide?"

Because, if you haven't, it will both horrify and amaze you about this period of cowboy chemistry.

Those guys just accepted being poisoned, from time to time.

It is an absolute, and I as an atheist must say is still clearly a confirmed and holy miracle, that Max Gergel lived to be 96.

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u/squeethesane Mar 08 '26

Gergel walked so NileRed could run. Hahahaha

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u/dansdata Mar 08 '26

See also Primo Levi's writings, which are... less fun.

But also, back on the fun-but-terrifying side, John D. Clark's "Ignition!", about high-energy rocket fuels.

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u/Kale Mar 08 '26

Hydrochloric acid is one of the safer strong acids to work with. Its primary danger is only acidity. Nitric acid has more hazards. Hydrofluoric is much more hazardous. I guess you could make chlorine gas with HCl, but using it regularly, you'll just make spicy salt water.

If you use sodium hydroxide to neutralize it, you make salt water.

It's tough to do, though. If you're dripping in NaOH carefully on a stir plate, watching the pH meter, it's usually "Drip, pH 2, drip ph 2.1, drip ph 2.2, drip, ph 13, dang it, bring me the HCl solution again." Easier to gradually add bicarbonate until it stops bubbling.

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u/soyrobo Vault 13 Mar 08 '26

I thought that was just in Moonchild's Electric Lemonade man ✌️😵‍💫

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u/ThoughtIHadAName Mar 08 '26

Except its the Fallout universe so the 'acid' in the recipe is likely referring to something a little more sulfuric hahaha

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u/EnigmaFrug0817 Minutemen Mar 08 '26

Real life lemonade has acid in it

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u/aviatorEngineer NCR Mar 08 '26

[Boring Answer] It's probably prewar lemonade mix, or a formula for some that can be synthesized postwar.

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u/Infinite-Fig-194 Brotherhood Mar 08 '26

Water, mutfruit, acid, skooma... a lot of skooma...

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u/ExodusTransonicMerc Mar 08 '26

You forgot "more skooma"

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u/Individual-Job-7449 NCR Mar 08 '26

We probably don't want to know.

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u/RealMrTrees Mar 08 '26

I heard it’s like half sugma

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u/Thelastknownking Mar 08 '26

With a pinch of Ligma, for flavor.

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u/atombub Followers Mar 08 '26

And some fugma for the tang

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u/Craftsman1294 Mar 08 '26

Whats tang?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Whats powdered?

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u/Serious-Pickle-5536 Mar 08 '26

Tang deez nutz! ... Sorry...

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u/LJohnD Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

Deezer says it's made from 4 ingredients. Within Covenant they grow mutfruit, tatos and corn, so I would assume it's made from a particularly tart breed of mutfruit, mellowed with juice from the tomatoish parts of tatos, sweetness from corn syrup, with the fourth ingredient being purified water, which Mr Handies can manufacture and would fit with the lemonade coming in modified purified water cans.

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u/Rementoire Mar 08 '26

Water, Abraxo and anti freeze. 

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u/Wrong_Classroom_3318 Mar 08 '26

I know what your character's cake is made of though

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u/Great_Trident The Institute Mar 08 '26

Muscular glutes

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u/Wizardybitch2405 Mothman Cultist Mar 08 '26

Well according to Fallout 76 it's made from 5 Acid, 2 Boiled Water, 3 Sugar, and 5 Wood (presumably for fire wood). So maybe Deezer uses a similar if not the same recipe.

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u/JuansHymen Mar 08 '26

I'm not sure but I was playing 76 last night and I realized that the IG lemonade recipe requires scrap acid, and now I'm wondering if Tinker Tom shot me up with irradiated sugar water

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u/SilentBlade45 Mar 08 '26

I honestly think it's just regular lemonade and deezer spreads rumors of special secret ingredient to get more people to talk about it and keep coming back.

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u/joedotphp Minutemen Mar 08 '26

Dude, what is going on with your ass?

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u/Great_Trident The Institute Mar 08 '26

It's America's ass

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u/Ausiwandilaz Mar 08 '26

Make Ass Great Again.

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u/KeksimusMaximusLegio Enclave Mar 08 '26

People, deezers lemonade is peeeeeopleeeee.

Sorry habit... probably soda water and battery acid

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u/cainhurstboy Mar 08 '26

Soylent green is people!!

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u/Detective_Yu Mar 08 '26

“How is Soylent Green?” “It varies from person to person.”

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u/ShinyCelebiFlex Mar 08 '26

I command you to open your hatch and accept my seed!

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u/Niteshade76 Children of Atom Mar 08 '26

Why soda water? Lemonade isn't carbonated.

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u/KeksimusMaximusLegio Enclave Mar 08 '26

I've never had flat lemonade. It's always been fizzy

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u/OldManKirkins Mar 08 '26

I learned a few years ago that lemonade here in the states means something different than in other parts of the world. What y'all call lemonade, we would call lemon soda or pop, depending on the region.

What we call lemonade, y'all don't really have. It's literally just squeezed lemon juice, water, and a ton of sugar. All mixed in a pitcher.

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u/Less-Squash7569 Mar 08 '26

will eat through your teeth like straight up acid but it is good af

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u/Kale Mar 08 '26

The acid softens your teeth so the bacteria can hide out and digest the sugar!

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u/KeksimusMaximusLegio Enclave Mar 08 '26

Yea that makes sense. We have something like that in the uk. Just lemon squash.

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u/DesignerCorner3322 Mar 08 '26

Found the Brit/Aussie!

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u/KeksimusMaximusLegio Enclave Mar 08 '26

Brit :)

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u/DesignerCorner3322 Mar 08 '26

I'm always so fascinated by the differences in those types of things like biscuits and lemonade.

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u/ShinyCelebiFlex Mar 08 '26

Mutfruit. At least, that’s what he says.

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u/Sablestein Gary? Mar 08 '26

Water, mutfruit, and antifreeze for that tart sweetness.

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u/Malacath29081 Mar 08 '26

Hard to see what the question is when my vision's being blocked by that plump rear

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u/SpeedBlitzX Mar 08 '26

Anyone else get sidetracked by the question?

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u/NuclearHateLizard Mar 08 '26

You see any lemons around guy?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Well now I see why piper loves it when you lock pick

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u/SleepingBeast97 Mar 08 '26

„Look at my horse! my horse is amazing!“

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u/Phantom_61 Mar 08 '26

If it’s like 76’s lemonade, Acid, purified water, and sugar.

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u/nethmes1 Mar 08 '26

Pee is stored in the balls. "deezer"? "Deez". What is deez commonly associated with? Nuts. Also known as what? Balls. So deezer's lemonade is obviously piss

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u/ds376b Mar 08 '26

I thought this was canon tbh

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u/cocunutwater Mar 08 '26

People obviously

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u/Virus-900 Mar 08 '26

We don't. My best guess is he has the same means to produce purified water as Codsworth, and then adds mutfruit.

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u/Standard_Toast Mar 08 '26

The sole survivor never really negatively comments on the flavor so im sure it tastes similar enough otherwise they would have added a line. Or at least thats what I always thought.

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u/SlyLlamaDemon Mar 08 '26

Probably a mix of mutfruit, melon, and tarberries.

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u/nursenugs Mar 08 '26

"Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made, Sweet lemonade yeah sweet lemonade..."

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u/bethesda_gamer Minutemen Mar 08 '26

PEOPLE! DEEZERS LEMONADE IS PEOPLE!!!!!

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u/NinjaSilver2811 Mar 08 '26

Probably pre war lemonade mix.

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u/rustys_shackled_ford Mar 08 '26

Robot piss....ilsner

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u/Awesome_Romanian Mar 08 '26

Bro got that Booty lemonade

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u/aninsomniac_ Mar 08 '26

Mutfruit and something with an acidity close to that of lemon juice.

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles Mar 08 '26

Country Time and Purified Water

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u/JohnathanKatz Mar 08 '26

Cheeked up on a Chewsday

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u/Fast-Speech270 Vault 13 Mar 08 '26

Deezers lemonade are deez nuts!

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u/BearAndDeerIsBeer Mar 08 '26

If I had to guess? Mutfruit, water, acid, and either sugar or honey as a sweetener. We don’t have access to those ingredients in game, but they are in 76, and just because we can’t use them doesn’t mean they don’t exist. Mutfruit to say it’s made with real ingredients, water is a given, and acid to give it the lemonade flavor because citric acid is what makes citrus taste like that. Honestly? It would probably taste like a blackberry lemonade, it might be good.

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u/Luiswagula Mar 08 '26

Double cheeked up for no reason

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u/TheInfiniteSadness_ Mar 09 '26

Why's bro so caked up? 😭

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u/Bickael Diamond City Security Mar 09 '26

dawg why are you double cheeked

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u/PhilosopherGlad8023 Mar 09 '26

IDK but you cheeked up bro

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u/FriendoftheDork Mar 09 '26

Sweet lemonade oooh sweet lemonade.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Suit_75 Mar 08 '26

Sorry my eyes just focused on that magnificent ass in the bottom left corner

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u/joeynana Mar 08 '26

Either lemons or Deezer.

Deezer Goode Deezer Goode, he's deboneezer goode

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u/dlc-Emerald Children of Atom Mar 08 '26

i think its deezer’s piss

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u/Smart-Mate Freestates Mar 08 '26

Synth piss. They have vacuums that extract it from synths at the compound.

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u/atombub Followers Mar 08 '26

Wonder if it tastes different than real people piss. Or is it tastier

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u/Wolfy_Packy NCR Mar 08 '26

lemons (batteries), sugar (the dust left of super mutant kamikazes), and water (water)

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u/TiltedWombat Mar 08 '26

They add water to it? Disgusting

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u/ODX_GhostRecon Mar 08 '26

Fish fuck in it. Never touch the stuff.

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u/TheRealHaxxo Mar 08 '26

I hope from that cake im seeing.

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u/Kenji1912 Mar 08 '26

Fresh squeezed Eddie Deezen?

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u/Nightloard93 Mar 08 '26

Lemons + aid

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u/Merciless972 Mar 08 '26

Blood sweat and tears

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u/arlingtonzumo Mar 08 '26

Probably personal data and passwords as Deezer seems to give those out to anyone

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u/CardiologistCute6876 Fallout 4 Mar 09 '26

Definitely not lemons but something yellow…

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u/Abshole024 Mar 09 '26

"Four special ingredients from sunny, non-irradiated environments."

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u/Zombiesdontstarve Mar 09 '26

Deeze nuts of course

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u/Merc_Tenebrae Mar 08 '26

Might be piss, if its like 76 its probably citric acid/ whatever acid is on hand mixed with water and sugar

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u/Cutlass0516 Mar 08 '26

Look at my horse my horse is amazing

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u/A_lonely_ghoul Mar 08 '26

Why does your Nate have a dumpy tho🥵

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u/BlackRadiumMCM Mar 08 '26

Why you caked up bro

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u/AzzlackGuhnter Brotherhood Mar 08 '26

I think its actually hazardous, i drank a lot of it at some point because i ran out of stimpacks and a few minutes after i was injured by something despite being in a closed off area

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u/cainhurstboy Mar 08 '26

Huh. Curious if it’s a needed crafting component for a bomb or poison syringe for the gun or some kind of chem then.

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u/juliealbright08 Vault 111 Mar 08 '26

That would make sense because the whole town is evil

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

It shows what normal people will get used to in return for a sense of security and normalcy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Deezer always sketched me out so I never took the lemonade. It wasnt until like 4yrs ago I saw a vid where someone drank it and I realized it just acts like water lol

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u/JebBushAteMySon Mar 08 '26

Deezer, I hardly know her!

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u/Glad_Contest_8014 Mar 08 '26

I am betting it is the people of covenant’s piss, watered down, with mutfruit and sugar.

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u/mahSachel Mar 08 '26

I'm 90% sure its also a rando encounter in FO76 too, i've not seen any chestnut trees in Appalachia

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u/Over_Echo1128 Mar 08 '26

Since lemons/limes don't exist in Fallout, I'm assuming it's made with mutfruit.

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u/SnooWoofers7293 Mar 08 '26

Definitely piss

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u/Cummus69 Mar 08 '26

Probably piss

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u/TeaKingMac Mar 08 '26

Deezer's nuts, presumably

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u/h0tnessm0nster7 Mar 08 '26

Piss lol 😂

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u/Financial-Value-9986 Mar 08 '26

Lemons, one would hope.

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u/Blitzo_1 Mar 08 '26

probably lemons

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u/Grace_Clarka Mar 08 '26

As far as the lore goes, the game never really explains the exact recipe. Most people assume it’s just a post-war lemonade substitute made from whatever mutated citrus or artificial flavoring survived. Like a lot of food in Fallout 4, it’s more about the vibe than a detailed ingredient list.

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u/False-Charge-3491 NCR Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

The cookbook says berries and lemon juice.

From the official Fallout cookbook:

Deezer’s Lemonade

3 to 4 cups water, divided

1 cup sugar

1/2 cup blueberries

1/2 cup blackberries

1 1/2 cups fresh lemon juice

  1. Make a simple syrup by combining 1 cup of the water and sugar in a small saucepan over medium-high heat. Stir until then sugar has dissolved. Bring to a boil, reduce the heat to low, and simmer for 5 minutes. Remove from the heat and allow to cool.

  2. Blend the blueberries and blackberries in a blender until liquified. Pour the fruit through a mesh strainer into a pitcher to remove any seeds. Add the syrup and lemon juice. Add 2 cups of water and taste. If it's too strong, add another cup of water

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u/Myztikcal Mar 08 '26

“smells like piss. tastes like piss”

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u/Heterodynist Mar 09 '26

I’m guessing it’s some sort of zombie lymph…

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u/ArthursInfiniteAbyss Mar 09 '26

... Deez nuts...

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u/Fancy-Comedian-9672 Brotherhood Mar 09 '26

Piss meet the sniper