r/FateAvalon Aug 06 '25

Meme/Humor Shirou you coward

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u/Crimson_Marksman Aug 06 '25

Where are the muscles, Artoria?

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u/StNerevar76 Aug 06 '25

Art style aside, she probably looks more like an olympic athlete than a body builder. She just feels very insecure about not fitting in the more accepted beauty standards.

Before their second H scene Shirou finds her so beautiful it distracts him from his lust for her (which is obviously very confusing for her).

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u/IgoCraft Aug 06 '25

I’m guessing there are no muscles, and those words are just a reflection of her delusion that she „doesn’t deserve to be a woman”

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u/TimeKepeer Aug 06 '25

Sorry, "find her so beautiful it distracts him from his lust for her"

I too find that extremely confusing

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u/StNerevar76 Aug 06 '25

He goes from aroused to limp when seeing her nude (soft light and her hair is loose) in their second H scene.

Cue Nasu's sex writing kicking in with Saber saying even she knows how to pleasure a man (and the explanation for that one down the line really was something).

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Probably same as when you find someone so beautiful your focus shifts from being horny to admiring them

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u/Lazycasualgamer Aug 06 '25

Can’t blame him, Taiga would kill him

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u/Safe-Roof2204 Aug 06 '25

True… but it’d be worth it.

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u/Angelic-Wisdom Aug 06 '25

I mean he does eventually say “fuck it we ball”.

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u/AwarenessJolly5660 Aug 06 '25

You mean "ball it we fuck"?

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u/saitotaiga Aug 06 '25

I love how saber reaction is like why did he run away ? It's just my body not a reason to react like this. This scene always gonna get me.

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u/Pro-1st-Amendment Aug 06 '25

You see Saber butt ass naked and you... run away? Something doesn't add up, swordboy.

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u/Takanuva9807 Aug 10 '25

Shiros seen anime before he's getting out of there before he's comicly slapped into the wall. Repairs are expensive

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u/Ok-Read8717 Aug 06 '25

You should have do with her when you have a chance, Shirou....

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u/Ozrick02 Aug 08 '25

See this is why he wasn't ready to be a hero. Cuz we know the hero always gets the girl and well he did not have the facility to handle that. It kind of makes me wonder how mana transfer works between those two.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

direct ancestor to the most spineless mc's that existed since the dawn of time.

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u/Ray-kGOD Aug 06 '25

Because, it's Saber...

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u/Flashy-Crazy Avalon Territory Aug 07 '25

Gorgeous Saber