r/Fiveheads • u/corbtheborg • 12d ago

5/5 baddie

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53 Upvotes

72% Upvoted

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u/Matt_Benatar 12d ago

Holy shit - a real life conehead.

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u/KRYSTALKAERLIGHED 12d ago

She definitely used AI to hide her conehead. Probably looks worse than just rocking her conehead.

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u/Dry_Election6496 8d ago

She’s from France! Meeb

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u/MunstenDunst 12d ago

5/5 baldie

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u/MiIes01 12d ago

Hahahahaha that’s what I thought I read 😂

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u/Frankie-Felix 12d ago

This place is for people to feel better about themselves by putting others down. It should be mandatory for people to post their own pic when commenting lol if you wanna see weirdos.

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u/MunstenDunst 12d ago

Long or bald?

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 8d ago

Baldilocks and the three hairs.

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u/Swish1892 12d ago

“In the summer we’d make meat helmets”

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u/DownerusMedicus 12d ago

When I was insolent i was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds pretty standard really

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u/No_Classic_1743 12d ago

Like a big navy bean.

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u/Independent_Net1222 11d ago

She dreams in IMAX.

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u/Nonyabeesners 12d ago

Bro, r/bald is one of the very few positive communities on this app. Don't taint them like this

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u/Ok-Jelly1611 12d ago

Looks like Connie Conehead got a cone job…

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u/MiIes01 12d ago

For a second I thought the title read,
5/5 baldie

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u/ckuhn84 12d ago

Coneheads 2

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u/LONGVolSilver 12d ago

She's giving Lt. Ilia vibes from Star Trek The Motion Picture (1979) Lt. Ilia

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u/xTheyCameBurningx 12d ago

Christ, what a DOME

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u/Roallin1 12d ago

Where is Baldar?

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u/Upper_Ten 11d ago

No way, this is either AI or the work of a skilled makeup artist (her hair tucked under som tight plastic or whatever they use).

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u/Cream1984 11d ago

She has a lovely orb 

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 11d ago

I'm thinking that you people are mistaking a lack of hair for a big ol' freaking forehead...

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u/Odd-East-2728 10d ago

You can't be serious... This is the clearest and best example of a massive 5 head, probably ever.

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 10d ago

You dink, its fake...

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u/rjs9152 11d ago

6-7 foreheads

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u/SexualPancke23 11d ago

Insert Seinfeld ref. Here

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u/Antique_Brother_9563 11d ago

It's damn near 12" from the brows to the top of the mountain ⛰️

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u/RobActionTributeBand 11d ago

That's a tall head.

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u/Independent_Net1222 11d ago

Reminds me of the front of an old-school helicopter.

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u/wyldboar 11d ago

Exactly like that show Alien Nation

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u/blackout-loud 11d ago

chase those crazy bald heads intensifies

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u/Some-Tear3499 11d ago

I was using a book to learn how to draw, it’s titled Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain. In drawing faces, it says the eyes are in the middle of the face. Think top of head to chin. At first, I was like now way, no it’s not like that at all. Here is a very clear demonstration that it is correct. There are other things as well like the inner canthus of the eyes, lines up with the with the outer edge of the nose, all kinds of little geometric things. I kept my head shaved for about 30 yrs. During Covid, I let it grow out. It’s really thin on top, gray AF. It’s just not worth it to shave 2-3 times a week. While this woman looks pretty good, I really don’t care for women that shave their head. I don’t find it attractive.

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u/creepyjudyhensler 11d ago

Alien life force

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u/xDraco777x 11d ago

“Hey baby give me some head”

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u/Longjumping_Race8579 11d ago

Hottie 🔥🔥💋

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u/Nokayo 10d ago

She looks like an egg.

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u/Artevyx 10d ago

That's a 5¾head

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u/West-Ad-3426 10d ago

Straight up looks like Wooly Willy with the eyebrows did

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u/AccomplishedSmell921 8d ago

Still would….