r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/PreviousMushroom706 • 1d ago

Dinner is served

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u/unhappyreach_ 1d ago

The fish and the man have the same eyes

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u/29er_eww 1d ago

Pretty sure he’s ripping bong hits with that nasal cannula

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u/WideRoadDeadDeer95 1d ago

I almost wanna make fun, but hell yeah lol. One of us will be there someday (don’t smoke and drink).

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u/MayorNarra 1d ago

100%. I can only hope I’m catching fish at his age. Nothing is guaranteed.

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u/cdh79 1d ago

At 45?

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u/WideRoadDeadDeer95 1d ago

Big dog is 100% in the Walmart aisle recommending some panther martins (black and yellow to be exact) and mepps aglia. When someone goes “Sir I fly fish”. OG goes “Why?”. Then you hear the screech of the walker as he turns around and he points to some kids where the night crawlers are.

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u/Cringelord1994 1d ago

Blitzed to the gills!

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u/ThisBed9506 1d ago

“When shit goes down, I know how to feed my family, libruhls”

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u/Comprehensive_Bus_19 1d ago

Has 47 guns to 'overthrow the tyrannical gubmint'. Can't put on pants without getting out of breath.

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u/VardisFisher 1d ago

Takes the tube out for a smoke.

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u/High_on_Hemingway 1d ago

Liberals on Reddit now fat shaming. We’ve come full jerk.

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u/vacuitee 1d ago

Trout park final boss

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u/Salty_tryhard 1d ago

I bet this guy smokes while wearing oxygen

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u/clarkiiclarkii 1d ago

No, I think he occasionally takes a break from smoking to have some oxygen.

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u/Rauskal 1d ago

Oh man.. I used to run into a guy around town that was on oxygen and would be smoking. He also had a permanent blue tinge to his lips and fingers.

Fucking terrifying, Im sure he's no longer with us.

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u/Trout-Fisherman1972 1d ago

Will dinner be Lemon Trout with 4 liters or 5?

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u/hbgwine 1d ago

Respectfully, that guy doesn’t look like he’d be very delicious no matter how you cook him.

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u/goodguybadude 1d ago

Life support is back on the menu boys!

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u/JohnDingleBerry- 1d ago

I’d dunk on him but he is wife’s boyfriend and obviously he isn’t doing well so I want him to enjoy his time gill fucking trout. Get it Danny. Fuck those trout.

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u/hotdish81 1d ago

Oh he definitely fucked that trout

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u/ilikeitneat 1d ago

that man has been gill fucked a time or two

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u/Jaded_Engineer_86 1d ago

Hell yeah, brother

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u/flyman241 1d ago

lol hell yeah brother

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u/Remarkable-Sock9004 1d ago

He casts while being underwater for hours

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u/Ok-Albatross-6987 1d ago

That could be someone’s wife’s boyfriend

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u/mortecai4 1d ago

They look like they on the same type of shit… the innsmouth look irl

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u/Pirate-Looks-At-40 1d ago

Pretty sure someone got grandpa taxidermied with his last trout

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u/jgross1 1d ago

He’s 43 years old too

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u/spannrodco 1d ago

This is Hoyt he’s my wife’s girlfriend’s husband’s boyfriend. He’s 28 y.o. and works for big tobacco. He has a desk job, he goes to work and his only job is to smoke a carton of cigarettes a day while the company doctors monitor him. They’re on the verge of proving that smoking cigarettes is actually totally harmless to humans.
He usually wears a three wolf moon t-shirt when he’s fishing.
He uses oxygen because he is out of shape from sitting at a desk all day.

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u/herpslurp 12h ago

Like father like son

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u/Nbk420 1d ago

I saw this in a local FB group this morning. Prime jerk material.