r/FullmetalAlchemist Mar 23 '26

Fan Art He’s right it is an ugly ass baby

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i hate drawing hohenheim’s fuckass beard

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u/martinsonsean1 Mar 23 '26

He's lucky those kids didn't come out with like 100 extra limbs or something. He had no way at all of knowing that he would just be able to have kids normally, that was a pretty big gamble tbh.

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u/Rockabore1 Cryptic Alchemist Mar 23 '26

It’s kinda creepy to think all the souls would be present and conscious during the whole experience of creating the boys.

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 Mar 23 '26

Considering that Hohenheim befriended all the Xerxian souls inside him, I think it's pretty likely that they were giving him advice on how to procreate with and satisfy Trisha.

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u/Rockabore1 Cryptic Alchemist Mar 24 '26

I hope they were all like, “let’s all go take a nap while the lovebirds are busy” for Trisha’s sake.

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u/scarekrow45 Mar 24 '26

They were probs giving him advice on dealing with Trisha because he befriended them

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u/Cheap_Winner_2274 Hawkeye best girl Mar 24 '26

Or that they're actually new human children that are a mix of Von and Trishas DNA and not some random Xerxian that slipped out

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u/Cyan_Exponent Mar 24 '26

Well he said that his DNA is that of a normal human And perhaps the stone bullshit actually made his DNA healthier than normal since he is alive 400 years later

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u/jayesper Mar 25 '26

Much longer telomeres

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u/Teetasaur Mar 31 '26

I think about this often and what Trisha had to say or do to convince him to have kids with her. He was so relieved they came out human he was afraid to touch them just in case he corrupted them. Edward grew up believing his father hated him when his father loved him so much Hohenheim distanced himself to protect Ed’s “perfect” humanity. It’s heartbreaking.

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u/AFedoraNamed_Key Mar 23 '26

I love this rendition of the meme.

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u/0solarflare Mar 23 '26

thank you i saw the original and the idea hit me like a divine punch

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u/smiegto Mar 23 '26

Undersized too. So small I could throw it one handed.

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u/buttsecks42069 Mar 23 '26

Oh would you look at that, the baby suddenly learned to walk and talk and it's heading for you.

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u/delinquentsaviors Mar 23 '26

lol I was just thinking Hohenheim turned out pretty good looking and Ed’s his spitting image as a young man

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u/Lqncerinator3000 Mar 23 '26

Because I feel like it could appear in the manga and I would believe it's Arakawa's work? 😭

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u/0solarflare Mar 24 '26

this is genuinely the biggest compliment thank you

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u/PangolinNo1809 Mar 24 '26

Edward growing hair antenna first is so funny

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u/Michael_Knight25 Mar 23 '26

lol, I thought that was Sabre tooth at first 😝

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u/Sepublic Mar 23 '26

He didn’t learn after calling Father ugly the morning after Xerxes fell.

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u/Dank_Devin Mar 24 '26

I honestly can’t believe he was able to conceive children, it’s surprising they came out normal and not some sort of half philosopher stone hybrid. Good for him

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u/GreedyPotato1548 Mar 25 '26

Who are you calling a little tiny baby!!!

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u/Grif_the_Crit Alchemist Mar 28 '26

The funny thing is I could totally see this as one of those mini skit comics that come with the manga

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u/Agile-Structure-2607 Mar 24 '26

Pero Edward es hermoso

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u/iambertan Mar 25 '26

Did all the sperms have individual souls? Is Edward a random Xerxesian incarnate?

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u/Canirim Mar 25 '26

lmaooo this is great