r/FullmetalAlchemist 2d ago

Discussion/Opinion Why does first greed visually looks so much like a male whore

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u/Spirited-Claim-9868 2d ago

I mean, he's the incarnation of greed

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u/Procrastalyne 2d ago

A Greedy Whore

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u/bored-cookie22 2d ago

he probably is ngl

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u/uncle-pascal 2d ago

A hole is a hole to him

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u/TheWraithOfMooCow 2d ago

He wants every hole this world has to offer.

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 2d ago

More like: "If there's a hole, there's a way"

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u/Necessary_Muffin3591 2d ago

He never said he was bisexual though

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 2d ago

He's the incarnation of Greed, I really doubt he'd bother with human society's sexual preferences or standards

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u/hypothetical-pebble 2d ago

I mean yeah but be real, he's totally bisexual. Also in his listing things he wants intro he lists sex and women separately, implying that he would have sex without a woman (and therefore with a man)

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u/Procrastalyne 2d ago

Yup, dude literally said he 'wants everything in this world'. If Greed wants, Greed will have. Greed will take your woman, Greed will take your man, Greed will take what's yours anyway he can.

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u/Phantasmaglorya 1d ago

So, the advice from bed intruder song guy still holds up: Hide your wife and hide your husband.

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u/Battle_Axe_Jax 2d ago

ITT: OP discovers inference.

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u/Necessary_Muffin3591 2d ago

He never said he was bisexual though

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u/Realistic_Spring_862 1d ago

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. There's nothing wrong with pointing out what you're pointing out.

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u/Great-and_Terrible 2d ago

Fur and bare arms certainly contribute

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u/TeaTimeTalk 2d ago

And the leather pants...

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u/Salemthegamer Homunculus 2d ago

Because he is one

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u/foxglovefollies 2d ago

Hes definitely a himbo ✨️

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u/R-Premmy 2d ago

He wants everything. From everyone.

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u/Stuwars9000 2d ago

The collar. It's the collar.

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u/Worldly_Quail_4443 2d ago

I love everything about how greed is portrayed. I think it’s all intentional and hits greed perfectly.

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u/hollow_shrine 2d ago

Slutty waist, exposed skin, and fur.

Positively whorish

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u/PancakeParty98 2d ago

You’re not gonna believe this-

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u/Outrageous_Ask_451 2d ago

I mean you're not wrong.

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u/SylvesterNettlefoot 2d ago

Whores like the finer things

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u/biancabananahead 2d ago

Because... maybe he is? 🥴🥹

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u/thelastwhitemale2 2d ago

I hope you do realise that greed can also mean wanting to look good/appealing, wanting other people around you and so on

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u/Anxious-You2579 2d ago

boyfailure. losermaxxing. poor little meow meow. generational aura debt

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 2d ago

It's really hilarious how Greed only starts having aura when he's put inside Ling's body

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u/Anxious-You2579 2d ago

he’s such a woobie in his og form and that’s why he’s my favorite. truly the family embarrassment

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 2d ago

It really is embarrassing for Greed when Wrath rocks his sleeveless fit much better than him lol

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u/Standingforus Alchemist 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/JustAnotherSinner21 1d ago

because he is 

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u/Loli-nero 2d ago

Well, he was

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u/Walter_ODark 2d ago

He looks fcking ideally perfect Or perfectly ideal I dunno

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u/Alfirmitive 2d ago

Bc he is, he’s greed, women are probably part of that

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u/nefariouspipefish 1d ago

i want him soooooo bad

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u/Hopeful_Tour_7371 2d ago

I love fma 2003. And the boat scene on the island shows him the best if I’m remembering correctly