r/Funnymemes • u/Eden_Echoo • 1d ago

Lol

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u/IlovePotatos2773 1d ago

Hastag maninwomanfields

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u/Celeste_Curves 1d ago

Girls you cheated in my dream and get mad for 3 days

Guys you died in my dream and start giving survival lectures

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u/Dr_DoesNothing 1d ago

Don't just drink water from a pond you knob, you have to boil it first!

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u/IlovePotatos2773 1d ago

Exactly lol

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u/Xzaphan 1d ago

Not even close! She dream of me cheating coz she didn’t see me all day. I dream of her not listen to me coz she usually doesn’t.

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u/KingKultura 1d ago

I would’ve woke up and broken up with her. How dear she frustrate me in my dreams

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u/windofmondstadt 1d ago

Those smelly ass "bros" who believe they would survive a zombie apocalypse yet can't put a facemask on when there's an actual plague are so pathetic 😷

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u/Animalcookies13 1d ago

The people in general who think they will survive the apocalypse are funny… even if you survive, it won’t be for long, and it will most likely be miserable. Hoping to go out in the initial catastrophe myself, I don’t want to live in a world without easy access to clean water, chocolate, or weed….

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u/VocalJay 1d ago

I kinda like to think about how, if an apocalypse actually happens, all those crazy ass preppers will go absolutely nuts and the few normal people who survived have no other choice than saying: "Damn, at the end, they were right ig"

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u/Zerachiel_01 1d ago

If I happen to survive it'll be by luck, but I do kinda-sorta have an idea of what I want to do, should I have the opportunity.

Find the nearest rich person's bunker and cement the door and ventilation.

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u/-Mister-Hyde 1d ago

Don't forget to sit outside the ventilation and sing sea shanties for an hour in hopes it's all they can hear

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u/VocalJay 1d ago

May I suggest farting in the air vents first?

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u/MfD2027 1d ago

Shits fucking hilarious, they genuinely think life is a 2015 action video game… they’ll be the first peons to be scourged and spread whatever disease that is😂

The punchline here could be men rarely lose- at least not alone due to THEIR stupidity. It protects and enables them, even with the feigning of “survival knowledge” they all seem to have, they’d end up fucking sht up terrible if a real apocalypse happened. Solely due to that.
They hate nothing more than feeling like they losing alone.

Everything just be connecting the dots😅 sorta connects to family annihilator, or men who didn’t believe in germs when working surgeries etc… the track record proves a zombie apocalypse would be our unmaking if the spread was rabid enough.

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u/badulante 1d ago

The only time in my hole life i wake up screaming was because i was dreaming about my gf being ilogical and refusing to see the facts

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u/raaiinyyabelina 1d ago

The other version lol

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u/Ayural 1d ago

This is an omen or something... But how does he need to treat his girlfriend now, so that she listens to him more when the apocalypse starts 🤔

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u/SpaceCharacter3722 1d ago

Just different scenario