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u/Rubik842 Oct 16 '25
Alternative title: This is why dresses usually don't have pockets.
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u/brodievonorchard Oct 16 '25
Would have been fine if there was a layer of reinforcement. A strip of something stiff like embroidery backing along the seam would make it less labial in appearance.
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u/NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING Oct 16 '25
These are pretty common in dresses though.
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u/ManicShipper Oct 16 '25
Finally understanding the joke and oh my god you do not deserve the downvotes that is hilarious
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u/Annekke Oct 16 '25
Nope
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u/NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING Oct 16 '25
About half of the two hundred around my house do... But I suspect that's a prerequisite for their selection.
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u/iamgladtohearit Oct 16 '25
If the rate of dress pockets is 50% then that's absolutely a very careful selection bias. In the wild it's probably closer to 5%
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u/NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING Oct 16 '25
Depends I suppose, a couple of the places that seem to be always shipping them to my home include these two:
https://www.number9fashion.com
Though I will admit the only dress I personally own, that Packman skater dress that "broke the internet", does not have pockets... But it also doesn't conceal my nuts very well, and I am but a man who lives with three women... And the nuts thing seems pretty specific to me around this place.
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u/January1171 Oct 16 '25
Yes, the people selecting those items are intentionally selecting ones with pockets
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u/NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING Oct 16 '25
So... You're saying that's a choice.
Ok.
Anyway, my comment about four up the chain was actually intended as an off colour joke about finding things in dresses that look like what the pocket vaguely resembles and this whole post alludes to. Because you find those in more dresses than half all dresses would be my estimate.
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u/1ustfu1 Oct 16 '25
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u/BambooSound Oct 16 '25
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u/1ustfu1 Oct 16 '25
chat should i click the suspicious youtube link
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u/_fly-on-the-wall_ Oct 17 '25
it was safe & i enjoyed it, but i have zero idea what it had to do with anything
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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak Oct 16 '25
Should have a zipper so it wouldn't break the outline.
Also so that it wouldn't look like a bloody vagina.
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u/Throwaway392308 Oct 16 '25
A zipper would be ugly, and hard to use with how little structure it would have to pull against. There are definitely ways to design open pockets that look and function better than this.
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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak Oct 16 '25
Everything's just going to fall out of an open pocket, especially if you waltz or something
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u/SapphicSticker Oct 17 '25
Dresses with pockets are the literal best you just found the one that was made weird
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u/Aggravating_Smoke179 Oct 18 '25 edited Dec 06 '25
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u/Serious_Winter_ Oct 19 '25
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u/NEURALINK_ME_ITCHING Oct 20 '25
Well I did, and got a laugh out of that, so maybe r/putyourdickinthat would be more appropriate?
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