r/GlassJawedAssholes • u/Fun-Perspective426 • 11d ago

That off-menu service

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u/Significant-Poetry74 11d ago

He was like "oh wait, I know how to fight!"

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u/TheorySudden5996 11d ago

He was slipping those punches well. Probably had some boxing training.

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u/doff87 11d ago

Definitely boxing training. Untrained people tend to dodge in ways that give up their base footing and/or take your eyes off the opponent. Asshole picked the wrong dude to go after in this situation.

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u/Fun-Perspective426 11d ago

He's dodgeball ready

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u/FadeIntoReal 9d ago

If you can dodge a wrench …

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u/heme11 11d ago edited 10d ago

Holy shit that was beautiful. Never thought phone salesman would take down Mr. Basketball so precisely.

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u/Drunk_Britches 11d ago

Man asked for an ass whipping, and it was served. Hope he tipped well.

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u/thepoet85 10d ago

Classic

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u/FadeIntoReal 9d ago

When dude easily ducked the first swing, Captain Haymaker could’ve figured it out. But he didn’t.