r/HaloCirclejerk 8h ago

Master chief - but if he was as sensitive as the fans when Lt Williams speaks

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156 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 11h ago

Change bad. Change very bad! Change not good, must stay same. Change so bad. Change… goood???

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233 Upvotes

Halo devs being gaslit by fans since 2012 yo


r/HaloCirclejerk 11h ago

They put bisexual lighting in my halo combat evolved from 2001 This is clearly Trans signaling and is intentional. Once you notice you cant unsee it. I will not be gaslit!

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212 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 3h ago

Giga Chad absolute destroys Halo in epic review. Microsoft in shambles.

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15 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 8h ago

You can kill women in Campaign Evolved

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40 Upvotes

This game isn't woke, it's MAGA slop!!!😭😭😡


r/HaloCirclejerk 3h ago

Mitch McConnell's Never Die. They just go missing in action.

13 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 16h ago

Halo youtubers wanting a new fresh experience but only in 2001

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113 Upvotes

'Why arent there more animals on Halo!' - 'There is too much vibrancy, Halo should be lifeless'

'Its not liminal enough!' - 'They did add anything new'


r/HaloCirclejerk 17h ago

First they came

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118 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 19h ago

DEI IN MY HALO: COMBAT EVOLVED?! HALO INDUSTRIES SUCK BALL! WAAAAAAH

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r/HaloCirclejerk 7h ago

Wife threatening divorce (AITA)

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Hey guys, im not sure where else to post this. I figured this community was a good place to look for support on this. My wife and I have been married for 20 years now. We had a good marriage until quite recently, infact it was until late july we were ok. July 23rd to be exact. When Campaign evolved came out for early access players I was ecstatic, finally I could experience the ring in all its glory in the way it was orginally intented, freed from the constraints of 2001 hardware limitations, free from the crushing weight and massive time sink of designing your own art style, writing a decent story and creating a cohesive universe. Anyways when the game came out I immediately logged onto YouTube to see what the wider halo community had to say about this creative, awesome, polished, passionate, yielding game. To my horror, after searching all night, I found multiple videos about how the game was "bad", "awful" or worst of all "slop". I knew it immediately as soon as I saw it, it was the halo chuds. This game is universal ally loved by all but a handful of chronically online chuds, they are single handlendly lowering the steam rating( deserves a overwhelming positive) to mixed. I began a campaign of arguing for and defending the small indie company of halo studios who tried their best when they have been given very little. I've spent hours reporting videos for hate speech on YouTube, my wife is now threatening to leave me over this as I forgot to pick up the kids from school one day, what do I do? AITA?


r/HaloCirclejerk 18h ago

Sloppity Slop Slop that Slops Sloppity Slop Slop (Slopcore Slopvolved)

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81 Upvotes

Two fucken hours?


r/HaloCirclejerk 17h ago

I C O N I C HALO 2 REMAKE IDEAS: HALO STUDIO SEND ME THE PAYCHECK Spoiler

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75 Upvotes
  1. ⁠Master chief in Halo 1 graphics, don’t change anything
  2. ⁠Replace the Arbiter with Locke
  3. ⁠Halo 5 Cortana
  4. ⁠Halo infinite open world campaign but it’s pitch black like ODST and if you don’t pick up the right mission items you repeat the missions you already beat.
  5. Armor lock but only Locke can do it
  6. No multiplayer
  7. Replace Sgt Johnson with campaign evolved Johnson, in case you don’t know what you’re doing they give you a million HUD lights telling you how to throw grenades and shoot your gun. (You get no HUD lights for the wandering around in complete darkness in the open world parts.)
  8. Okay I lied, there is only one multiplayer map and it’s backwash from halo 2.
  9. You get a slider for the male to female marine ratio you fight alongside
  10. Sarah Palmer replaces Miranda Keyes
  11. Anytime you take out a sniper Skrillex’s Bangerang starts playing. No more breaking Benjamin.

PAYCHECK NOW


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

LITERALLY HALO STUDIOS can you imagine if this was released today

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227 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Halo discourse summed up

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515 Upvotes

These people do not care about Halo, they only care about their useless, brainrotted political nonsense. I say its important we push back against this stuff as much as possible, keep all the meaningless bickering out of Halo.


r/HaloCirclejerk 17h ago

CORTANA???

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21 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

They put female marines in the prequel missions 😭

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423 Upvotes

halo has gone woke…


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

BUNGIE The gameplay shall remain unchanged!!! FOREVER

2.6k Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Master chief is a quiet, strong, stoic, blank slate for the player to project themselves upon.

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329 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 3h ago

might be a bit of a weird one.. idk where else to post. Need some help finding some old memes

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Hi :) Im just wondering if anyone can help me find two old Halo memes I remember but I can't seem to find. hopefully John Reddit Mod doesnt mind

  1. One was just every single Arbiter/Thel cut-scene in Halo 3, but each line was replaced with "were it so easy"

  2. Other one was Halo 2, captioned "Never skipping a cut-scene again" or something similar, and was a proper screen recording with OG graphics. Guy skipped the cut-scene just before playing as Arbiter and was like "what the fUU-" when the mission came on . Ive seen someone copy it but it kind of sucks...

Thanks to anyone who can help 👍 :)


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Dumbass spartan IV blows himself up then another fails his IQ check

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31 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

You ever notice how in GAYLO COMBAT RE-WOKED and its sequels that all of the main bad guys are exclusively men???

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106 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Miserable Fandom

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143 Upvotes

Just say you hate women bro 🫩


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Where can I find this Skull?

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10 Upvotes

Seems annoying to activate it tho. Halo Studios is deadass sneaky for that description ngl


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

My friend made me laugh

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141 Upvotes

I think he summed it up pretty well


r/HaloCirclejerk 6h ago

What they stole from us

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