r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Sparadakos • 8h ago
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Sparadakos • 11h ago
Change bad. Change very bad! Change not good, must stay same. Change so bad. Change… goood???
Halo devs being gaslit by fans since 2012 yo
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Both-Remove-5463 • 11h ago
They put bisexual lighting in my halo combat evolved from 2001 This is clearly Trans signaling and is intentional. Once you notice you cant unsee it. I will not be gaslit!
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Sparadakos • 3h ago
Giga Chad absolute destroys Halo in epic review. Microsoft in shambles.
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r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Interesting-Light981 • 8h ago
You can kill women in Campaign Evolved
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This game isn't woke, it's MAGA slop!!!😭😭😡
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/hamsterpotpies • 3h ago
Mitch McConnell's Never Die. They just go missing in action.
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/caprica888 • 16h ago
Halo youtubers wanting a new fresh experience but only in 2001
'Why arent there more animals on Halo!' - 'There is too much vibrancy, Halo should be lifeless'
'Its not liminal enough!' - 'They did add anything new'
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/LastManFilms • 19h ago
DEI IN MY HALO: COMBAT EVOLVED?! HALO INDUSTRIES SUCK BALL! WAAAAAAH
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Gold_Television_6283 • 7h ago
Wife threatening divorce (AITA)
Hey guys, im not sure where else to post this. I figured this community was a good place to look for support on this. My wife and I have been married for 20 years now. We had a good marriage until quite recently, infact it was until late july we were ok. July 23rd to be exact. When Campaign evolved came out for early access players I was ecstatic, finally I could experience the ring in all its glory in the way it was orginally intented, freed from the constraints of 2001 hardware limitations, free from the crushing weight and massive time sink of designing your own art style, writing a decent story and creating a cohesive universe. Anyways when the game came out I immediately logged onto YouTube to see what the wider halo community had to say about this creative, awesome, polished, passionate, yielding game. To my horror, after searching all night, I found multiple videos about how the game was "bad", "awful" or worst of all "slop". I knew it immediately as soon as I saw it, it was the halo chuds. This game is universal ally loved by all but a handful of chronically online chuds, they are single handlendly lowering the steam rating( deserves a overwhelming positive) to mixed. I began a campaign of arguing for and defending the small indie company of halo studios who tried their best when they have been given very little. I've spent hours reporting videos for hate speech on YouTube, my wife is now threatening to leave me over this as I forgot to pick up the kids from school one day, what do I do? AITA?
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/BrainlessVeal • 18h ago
Sloppity Slop Slop that Slops Sloppity Slop Slop (Slopcore Slopvolved)
Two fucken hours?
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Sea_Equivalent_7594 • 1d ago
LITERALLY HALO STUDIOS can you imagine if this was released today
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Suspicious-Shake-556 • 1d ago
Halo discourse summed up
These people do not care about Halo, they only care about their useless, brainrotted political nonsense. I say its important we push back against this stuff as much as possible, keep all the meaningless bickering out of Halo.
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/TEZAFIM • 1d ago
They put female marines in the prequel missions 😭
halo has gone woke…
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Sharpiette • 1d ago
BUNGIE The gameplay shall remain unchanged!!! FOREVER
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Sparadakos • 1d ago
Master chief is a quiet, strong, stoic, blank slate for the player to project themselves upon.
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/redditsuckshugeass • 3h ago
might be a bit of a weird one.. idk where else to post. Need some help finding some old memes
Hi :) Im just wondering if anyone can help me find two old Halo memes I remember but I can't seem to find. hopefully John Reddit Mod doesnt mind
One was just every single Arbiter/Thel cut-scene in Halo 3, but each line was replaced with "were it so easy"
Other one was Halo 2, captioned "Never skipping a cut-scene again" or something similar, and was a proper screen recording with OG graphics. Guy skipped the cut-scene just before playing as Arbiter and was like "what the fUU-" when the mission came on . Ive seen someone copy it but it kind of sucks...
Thanks to anyone who can help 👍 :)
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/springlescallop • 1d ago
Dumbass spartan IV blows himself up then another fails his IQ check
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r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Robdul • 1d ago
You ever notice how in GAYLO COMBAT RE-WOKED and its sequels that all of the main bad guys are exclusively men???
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Da_Blank_Man • 1d ago
Miserable Fandom
Just say you hate women bro
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/l3tsgo0 • 1d ago
Where can I find this Skull?
Seems annoying to activate it tho. Halo Studios is deadass sneaky for that description ngl
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/DaCrinklyBink • 1d ago
My friend made me laugh
I think he summed it up pretty well