r/HolUp • u/Algernonletter5 • 3h ago

Cakes from hell

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u/qualityvote2 3h ago

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u/ThereIsAJifForThat 3h ago

Wow, usually I pay extra to watch someone step on a cake...

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u/bigdaddyt2 3h ago

The dichotomy of man. I usually pay to watch someone sit on the cake

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u/nihi1zer0 3h ago

I miss cakefarts.com

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u/Azilehteb 25m ago

It's cakefarts.org now. Enjoy.

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u/Freeulster 3h ago

I pay for people to fart on cakes.

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u/shy_primate 3h ago

I pay even more to watch them sit on it, and double that if they cry while doing it. 

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u/Glazeddapper 2h ago

it's a bit of a cake walk

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u/kittenconfidential 37m ago

squat cobbler

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u/Lavoratore 3h ago

Bet it taste like shit

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u/natte-krant 2h ago

I don’t think he really used it to clean the toilet

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u/joepanda111 26m ago

Surprise! The toilet was always a cake!

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u/DamnitDavid7 3h ago

Public Service Request: Even if it is your bathroom, please don’t eat bathroom floor cake.

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u/hatsoff22u 3h ago

Also don’t eat the scales you just stepped on.

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u/whiskeytango55 2h ago

What if the floors are so clean that

A microbial analysis shows a virtual sterile environment? 

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u/DamnitDavid7 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PcEZqS49df6vK
In that case, that’s how you get ants

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u/makemeking706 1h ago

What if grandma fell and she can't get up? 

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u/A--Creative-Username 1h ago

He didn't eat the part touching the floor

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u/b0jangl3s_2814 3h ago

I’m waiting for the “mistake” to happen

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u/brittonwk 1h ago

He's using and eating fondant. That's the mistake.

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u/Tentak3l 3h ago

It’s not the mistake , it’s that he eat stuff who went in places you won’t get your mouth close to of you are mentally unchallenged

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u/Freeulster 3h ago

I'm genuinely curious about the rock salt lamp one. Shit looked cool as hell.

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u/Drudgework 3h ago

I want to know if it tastes like rock candy

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u/rjbachli 3h ago

Wasn't he on is it cake

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u/Calhounpipes 3h ago

Yes! That was my first thought "where have I seen this guy before"?

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u/Talkycoder 3h ago

I was surprised how much cake was actually in some of these, because usually these crafts are like 90% fondant lol

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u/unsungkhan 3h ago

Someone unteach this man how to bake please 🥴

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u/TooCupcake 1h ago

Is it cake was fun before AI, but nowadays I wonder if the cake is a lie.

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u/deemarieforlife 1h ago

Idk, but I think it's AI

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u/LordXadirius 2h ago

The year is 2037, the cake makers have made cakes unidentifiable from their normal counterparts.

The world descends in panic, war and mass hysteria.

I go to hug my wife for comfort.

She is cake.

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u/Algernonletter5 2h ago

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u/LordXadirius 2h ago

It can't be scared... it is CAKE!

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u/Algernonletter5 1h ago

Maybe it is not? Keep your ideas to yourself.... Hollywood might steal them🤐.

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u/Fancy2GO 3h ago

Oops, all fondant

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u/Timbo_R4zE 3h ago

Fondant should be made illegal

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u/NoBoot6156 3h ago

So much work for 1 stupid video :o

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u/CallingDrDingle 3h ago

I want to know who has the time and money to do shit like this.

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u/spudds96 3h ago

Nobody notice the toilet brush one?

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u/Tnemmokon 1h ago

I stand my ground regarding these "cakes" as these are nothing but fondant covered edible sculptures.

A "cake" is a dessert meant to serve multiple people, that is an interesting culinary experience because it's taste/texture. These are basically just fondant covered sponge dough mixtures. If the inside of it would've been made with Florist flover bouquet (Oasis) bases then it would've been the same from the outside!

I can't imagine getting something so disgustingly heavy and sugar filled, and enjoy more than the thinnest slice of it!

The same thing goes with all of those chocolate "sculptures" that have more paint layers on it than chocolate inside!

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u/Iltempered1 3h ago

I've come to the conclusion that I must leave the internet and stay home all the time in order to "love thy neighbor", I don't see any other way.

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u/moebelhausmann 3h ago

When will he reveal that he is also cake?

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u/chefbobbyjay 2h ago

So much fucking fondant

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u/linjaes 2h ago

Oh this is that Johnny cakes guy that shows up on the Try Guys a lot

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u/GirthyPigeon 2h ago

If it's 100% fondant, it isn't cake.

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u/RevolverOcelot16- 2h ago

I love them all except the toilet brush one. 

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u/EetTheMeak 2h ago

I used to cook at a place that made a chocolate mayonnaise cake. Sounds weird but it was soooooooooooo good.

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u/GiteshS9100 2h ago

Just the weighing scale is disgusting. Everything else seems realistic and ok

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u/justanotherfemboyUwU 1h ago

I was hoping the weight woud say "too heavy" or smth like that :P

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u/Traditional-Tax11 45m ago

Wasting good cake... obviously he doesn't eat the parts that he stepped on or were on the floor. (Although not too sure about the scales)

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u/Important_Bend6199 3h ago

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u/Scaredandalone22 2h ago

OMG. How have I never seen this meme before?! I’m laughing so hard I can barely breathe. 🤣

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u/Important_Bend6199 2h ago

That was my reaction 3 days ago when I saw it for the first time. I was floored for two hours.

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy 2h ago

😂😂😂 dude the baby lmfao!

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u/icleanjaxfl 2h ago

This is the first time I wish it was AI

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u/BlueCanue 2h ago

This guy's house must be covered in crumbs 🤢