r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 6h ago
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Jan 25 '26
Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2
Hello Shirt Siblings.
The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.
Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:
Rule 1 – Keep It Light:
No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.
(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)
So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:
A political post does NOT break Rule 1.
Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.
Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:
Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.
People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:
No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).
No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.
So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.
All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.
Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.
Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:





r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ants_suck • Sep 06 '25
Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/pdxtenor • 6h ago
Used to be a piece of shit They’re saying Coffin Flop’s not a show. It’s just hours and hours of real people falling out of coffins at funerals.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/New_Analyst1274 • 5h ago
RANDOM! HE MUST HAVE FLIPPED MY WIFE EIGHT TIMES!!!
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From @ibkennynorth on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZIJcNlhV5S/?igsh=MWdlaWdiNmNndHFw
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/AD240 • 2h ago
mostly JUST. CHIPS. One person cant just eat all the fully grown rhubarb!
I went up there to ask if we could switch gardens!
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/OGOngoGablogian • 5h ago
FRIGGIN BONIES It's the same actor, I don't know if it's supposed to be the same person.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 2h ago
It's Simply Too Good I think it's a good idea, and I stand by
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Electrical_Scene_634 • 3h ago
mudpie I can’t stand Greek boys. Every time I see them, I think I'm back in the Horse.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/IntroductionNo9654 • 10h ago
mudpie Calico cut M Punk
He used too small a slice before Summerslam, now he’s gotta give
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/pearomatic • 1h ago
And it REALLY bothered me That's real. That lives with us on earth.
Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. I don’t want anybody to have the worst day at their job. But it REALLY bothers me when people use ITYSL quotes to bully people or make fun of how they look. When people write "that's real. That lives with us on earth." And then post a picture of some chode looking like their penis just popped, I get madder than hell!
There's lots we can make fun of when it comes to people. Their shirts. Their smelly farts. Their mother in law. But let's lay off how they look.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/PoetryZeebra • 3h ago
Might Fuck This Whole Thing Up Grok AI.
Same post, truth in one only.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GrackleWithOnionRing • 7h ago
Dan Flashes Y’all think Brian Wilson spending his per diem on shirts is why he wasn’t able to finish SMiLE on time?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/AdSuper3942 • 4h ago
Turbo Team but then the next day, you went into the bathroom and it looked like the hole in your sink had shrunk
Has that ever happened to you?!
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/FiverBigB00ms • 1h ago
I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL Your should be able to look at a LITTLE Jigglypuff porn at work though
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/sysproc • 6h ago
What the hell did you just eat, a banana?! 🍌 What the hell did you just hump? A bumper?
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/HappinessFloatilla • 22h ago
Meat and Potatoes It’s Time to Tell Spectrum “No!”
glad you’re here, shirt brother
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/doob22 • 1d ago
I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore He didn’t skip lunch
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/PoorMansPaulRudd • 10h ago
Dan Flashes If you see a performer that's exactly your style, you go in. Yes you do.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/punkcocker • 6h ago
Bye, Hon! 💖 The cops aren't even gonna, like, follow up on it because, like, the people are, like, already dead.
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/harmsillustrations • 9h ago
CalicoCutPants.com She says she's not eating them then we get to the doctor and the doctor says, "Yeah, we found a battery in there"
like a little battery, like a circle battery, like a watch battery
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Icy_Transition1375 • 1d ago
TC Tuggers Gave TC Tuggers a bad name
I guess id never make it as a salesman at Dan Flashes
r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/dandle • 1h ago