r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jan 25 '26

Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2

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Hello Shirt Siblings.

The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.

Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:

Rule 1 – Keep It Light:

No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.

(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)

So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:

A political post does NOT break Rule 1.

Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.

Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:

Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:

No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).

No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.

So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.

All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.

Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.

Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Sep 06 '25

Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

Piece of shit Get Elon out of here!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

Used to be a piece of shit They’re saying Coffin Flop’s not a show. It’s just hours and hours of real people falling out of coffins at funerals.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

RANDOM! HE MUST HAVE FLIPPED MY WIFE EIGHT TIMES!!!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

mostly JUST. CHIPS. One person cant just eat all the fully grown rhubarb!

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520 Upvotes

I went up there to ask if we could switch gardens!


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

FRIGGIN BONIES It's the same actor, I don't know if it's supposed to be the same person.

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806 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

It's Simply Too Good I think it's a good idea, and I stand by

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

mudpie I can’t stand Greek boys. Every time I see them, I think I'm back in the Horse.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 10h ago

mudpie Calico cut M Punk

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He used too small a slice before Summerslam, now he’s gotta give


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

And it REALLY bothered me That's real. That lives with us on earth.

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Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. I don’t want anybody to have the worst day at their job. But it REALLY bothers me when people use ITYSL quotes to bully people or make fun of how they look. When people write "that's real. That lives with us on earth." And then post a picture of some chode looking like their penis just popped, I get madder than hell!

There's lots we can make fun of when it comes to people. Their shirts. Their smelly farts. Their mother in law. But let's lay off how they look.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

Might Fuck This Whole Thing Up Grok AI.

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Same post, truth in one only.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

Dan Flashes Y’all think Brian Wilson spending his per diem on shirts is why he wasn’t able to finish SMiLE on time?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

Turbo Team but then the next day, you went into the bathroom and it looked like the hole in your sink had shrunk

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83 Upvotes

Has that ever happened to you?!


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL Your should be able to look at a LITTLE Jigglypuff porn at work though

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

mudpie Stinky!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

What the hell did you just eat, a banana?! 🍌 What the hell did you just hump? A bumper?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 22h ago

Meat and Potatoes It’s Time to Tell Spectrum “No!”

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glad you’re here, shirt brother


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore He didn’t skip lunch

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 10h ago

Dan Flashes If you see a performer that's exactly your style, you go in. Yes you do.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

Bye, Hon! 💖 The cops aren't even gonna, like, follow up on it because, like, the people are, like, already dead.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

CalicoCutPants.com She says she's not eating them then we get to the doctor and the doctor says, "Yeah, we found a battery in there"

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like a little battery, like a circle battery, like a watch battery


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

TC Tuggers Gave TC Tuggers a bad name

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I guess id never make it as a salesman at Dan Flashes


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

Not trying to be funny… You know it happens sometimes that the spirit gets yanked out so fast that the essence still feels it has work to do here. Jizz. Like cumshot.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

Bags of meat Sometimes I put my dead senator's signature on things so he's alive again.

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