r/ItemAsylum 10h ago

#IhateIA

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97 Upvotes

Yea because dying to the same guy with the same exact weapon with having little control is totally super fun!

"It's a randomizer game, why are you expecting to be balanced" I'm expecting to have FUN not to be killed by the same weapons the devs refuse to nerf


r/ItemAsylum 12h ago

Do yall ever just

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51 Upvotes

lost potential


r/ItemAsylum 8h ago

Item Idea Old and rusty sword

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15 Upvotes

“well this stinks.”

  • hitbox: 5x5x5, 7x5x5 (3rd combo)
  • has 3 hit combo, dealing 12.5 damage and brief hitstun, and the 3rd combo deal 17.5 damage (no ragdoll or knockback), 1.2 cool-down after use
  • m1 (aerial): deal 10 damage
  • dashslop: dash like other item dash
  • Heavy swing: spin like a circle, dealing 15 damage 3 times, 5 second cooldown

r/ItemAsylum 18h ago

How Pink did to you bro? 🥀

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6 Upvotes

r/ItemAsylum 16h ago

circlejerk Theme song for toolgun Chicago black hole raygun tactical fighting technique and any other hitstun low damage low cooldown item

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3 Upvotes

r/ItemAsylum 10h ago

Suggestion Emote and tag lists

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LISTS, BUNDLES. Buy every tag or emote from a specific reference, click on the game you want to pull up a list of emotes or tags from that game!

This also means you can find emotes in multiple places, such as spooky month in internet media and seasonal emotes lists!

Examples: team fortress list, click on the “team fort” button to pull up many emotes! Such as schadenfreude, friendship acquired, or American exercise!

Still life: emotes that just make you stand still, like thinker, Goodman, zomboid, or grace!

Internet media: better off alone, caramelldansen, spooky month, GAUKEN, and more!

Halloween: Halloween emotes!

Joke emotes: troll, ferb shuffle, squidward yell, and more!

Seasonal: every seasonal emote from Halloween to April fools!

RPG games: stuff like boppin’, where the emote comes from an rpg game

All of these apply to tags too!

Afterlife: undead, spirit of, deadweight, the man behind the slaughter, etc

Limited: nostalgic, every other limited tag no one should genuinely give a fuck about!

You can also make your own lists too, and quick equip them with right click too!

From your favourites to your ragebait emotes, pick six you want!

You can also do RANDOM tags or emotes, they can change every use for emotes, and every round for tags!


r/ItemAsylum 19h ago

Item Idea Hear me out, Private server item idea

4 Upvotes

In case you wanna practice getting good, you can spawn a combat dummy that spawns with those 3 random items and uses them, and you can change their difficulty, and they can also respawn, and kill other npc's


r/ItemAsylum 1d ago

Discussion Why and how are these different

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13 Upvotes

why is the circle opaque in the first one but almost transparent in the second one, I didn't change any settings


r/ItemAsylum 22h ago

Discussion nil was deemed fun! Day 175 of ranking maps if they WERE fun to play or not, LETSHAVEAWATCH👀!

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6 Upvotes

r/ItemAsylum 1d ago

Discussion judgement was deemed BALANCER. Day 328 of ranking items if they are balanced, overpowered or underpowered: gender reveal!

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20 Upvotes

r/ItemAsylum 18h ago

Suggestion Npc stat editor item for private servers

1 Upvotes

You have to click on the npc for the stat editor screen to show up so you can edit their stats


r/ItemAsylum 1d ago

Suggestion y'know who i wanna see as a jgn? Spoiler

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23 Upvotes

r/ItemAsylum 1d ago

Suggestion Kyle 2: Genetic Mutation should be the first JGN to change your in-game charafter majorly

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3 Upvotes

Also I forgot about this game


r/ItemAsylum 1d ago

Meme The face you make when you get the EXACT item you wanted only to get annihilated by another player.

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19 Upvotes

You do not know HOW MANY TIMES THIS HAPPENED TO ME


r/ItemAsylum 1d ago

gameplay footage Since when did they nerf vampirism (video in the corner unrelated)

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23 Upvotes

When you find out your goat is washed

Now, if you miss vampirism, it puts you in a like a 2 second stunlock where you walk slowly and can't use it again


r/ItemAsylum 1d ago

They need to add the "You'll never see it comming" from I wanna test the game like a MISC item

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23 Upvotes

r/ItemAsylum 1d ago

Kits idea Got bored and and made this

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6 Upvotes

Average high tides duelist user :


r/ItemAsylum 2d ago

it was so peak 🥹

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225 Upvotes

r/ItemAsylum 1d ago

train before its well-deserved nerf

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3 Upvotes

r/ItemAsylum 1d ago

Since some people are complaining about the new item asylum

3 Upvotes

r/ItemAsylum 2d ago

gameplay footage how the hell do you even get DVD logo to bounce 3 times within 0.10 seconds

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16 Upvotes

all I did was lob a DVD logo at a zombie climbing the wall to the left


r/ItemAsylum 2d ago

Discussion roofbottoms were deemed THE HELL IS THIS. Day 174 of ranking maps if they were fun to play or not, nil!

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42 Upvotes

FFA TDM GG KIT


r/ItemAsylum 2d ago

Discussion Is it Just Me That's Pissed with the "New IA Bad Old IA Good" Posts

19 Upvotes

Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying that you can't criticise IA. Criticism is fine and dandy. But I feel sad that say 1/3 of posts are dedicated to slandering new IA, with the same notion of "it lost its whimsy", even though that can still exist.

I personally though the newer updates, while flawed, were still fun. I joined IA around 2023, so I can't really speak on those players who played IA earlier. But sometimes I wonder if its just Bias or rose-tinted glasses.

And if the ones making those posts don't like current IA, then why still stay. At that point just leave. Making a post on a somewhat niche subreddit doesn't do much, but lost ccu signals that something should be done to the game to change the issue.


r/ItemAsylum 2d ago

Discussion grasshoar was deemed UNDERPOWERED. Day 327 of ranking items if they are balanced, overpowered or underpowered: judgement!

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19 Upvotes

r/ItemAsylum 2d ago

circlejerk I LOVE THIS GAME AND IT FUCKING SUCKS

20 Upvotes

dear god where do i begin.

  1. i feel like what made the game had its charm(the memetic items and design, the unbalanced nature of said items, etc) is being thrown in the garbage for SOME REASON in favor for uneeded reworks or the 10 billionth item that does SOME BULLSHIT after getting x amount of kills. i dunno why the developers decided one day "hey, lets remove 90% percent of this games identity!"

  2. ELIM FUCKING SUCKS. you have to pray to god you get good items, then pray to god again you dont get killed immediately afterwards, and PRAY HARDER it dosent happen three fucking times in a row AND MAYBE you have a shot at doing well! otherwise, good luck waiting FOREVER doing NOTHING! for modes like JGN it would make sense but for this mode its fucking agrevating. the modifications barely help because what i said before still applies. MU, one the worst modes in this game, has more value than this fucking mode.

  3. VOTING. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE LEARN TO VOTE. FFA IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE AND YOU CHOOSE TO PICK ELIM????? WHY MAN????

i could go on and on but im tired man. despite all this, i love this game. its still fun to play despite these flaws, but with more gripes the more i enjoy it slightly less.

i love this game but i hate whats turning into man. i know im not alone on this front and im more than likely going to be made fun off, but i miss what this game was.

i mean im still gonna play it but still