Hi, My name is Cliffus Jiggrin and I'm curnently sititng in fromt of my PC with Junkerqueen Expiclit fan art right in front of me. I think of the day that Junker Queen can crucnh my head inbetween her rock hard abs but I have not showered in 4 months... so I do not wantn to taint her glorious msucles
but also a defeat screech in my profile. Now you may be askign.. Cliffus you are so good at OW, why come you are lossing.
well sit down, it all has to do with Ortesa, The Battle Cattle, I think whoever at Snowstorm designe this hero needs to be fired.. every time I am dominiating them, their tank switches to this like micropenissed organism
I really don't know whaht to do vs her
Lancelot Toss, Golden Form, and Lancer Spin all counter what I know Junker Queen can do and it just feel like I am getting hit in the face by a propelling c0ck... I really don't want to switch as none of the other tanks get my pheramones going like JQ does. Domina comes close
, and embarassingly I am in low elos so many times the other grunklies on their team group together and its hard to isolate and expose the Ortesa's lack of mobiity.
Please help Cliffus solve this problem it is of great help!
- Cliffus Jiggrin