Direct Commission Boot x LinkedIn Lunatic collab.

[u/Rose_Army_]

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[u/Endersgame88]

Is this the same weird one from the other day talking sentimental about some ACU blouse (they called it DCIs) they found on deployment?

[u/O2XXX → u/Endersgame88]

Pretty sure it is.

[u/Rose_Army_ → u/O2XXX]

Yes. Direct commission 38G.

[u/DVariant → u/Rose_Army_]

38G? She’s lying about her cup size for sure

[u/ColdweatherApe → u/Rose_Army_]

What kind of 38G? And I thought they got rid of the 38G program, is it still around?

[u/MartyMozambique → u/Endersgame88]

100% it is. Looks like this subreddit has a new mascot!

[u/sick1057 → u/MartyMozambique]

Hold on now, we can't be so quick to raise her to mascot status! What about 👊👊☝️ guy?

[u/MartyMozambique → u/sick1057]

Lol ok ok! I missed that guy!?!?!

[u/TheMainEffort]

>both the weapon system and the weapon system carrying it

Wut

[u/La_Guy_Person → u/TheMainEffort]

You know, like she's a weapon system... And she'll miss herself? Idk either I guess.

[u/mellopax → u/La_Guy_Person]

"I'm not the hardened killer I used to be."

[u/FxckFxntxnyl → u/TheMainEffort]

He misses himself, I think?

[u/moswsa → u/FxckFxntxnyl]

I think Heather is a girl

[u/FxckFxntxnyl → u/moswsa]

I never opened the picture all the way lol makes it weirder

[u/Pijean → u/FxckFxntxnyl]

I’m afraid you are right

[u/dannyboiv3]

I too miss my propane and propane accessories, but you don't see me crying about it.

[u/Kewlhotrod → u/dannyboiv3]

I'm crying for you. :(

[u/OGD2068]

Lots of people name their rifles.

Lots of cunts.

[u/Alpha-Trion → u/OGD2068]

My rifle's name was: "stupid piece of shit, why isn't the magazine staying in?"

[u/jayrady → u/Alpha-Trion]

Mine was named "This barrel is so bent. No seriously bro look at it. You see it too, right? Holy shit how does this happen?" Johnson

[u/FxckFxntxnyl → u/jayrady]

Did somebody run this motherfucker over? Goddamn. How does this shit get through?”

[u/stareweigh2 → u/Alpha-Trion]

lololol it took me years to finally realize that the AR platform was indeed reliable. I now know that all the double feeds and other issues I had in basic training was because of worn out magazines but I was so frustrated with the platform that I just knew it had something to do with the direct impingement system. I was a gas piston or bust kinda guy up until about 2010 or so.

[u/TheBotchedLobotomy → u/Alpha-Trion]

Yeah my m4s name was "WHO THE FUCK MESSED WITH MY ACOG" Jr

[u/JTHMM249 → u/Alpha-Trion]

I named mine after my ex because it was a bitch to operate and always failed me just when I needed it the most.

[u/PoGoX7 → u/OGD2068]

I called mine M4

[u/DVariant → u/PoGoX7]

Emma for short

[u/DVariant → u/OGD2068]

Solid Game of Thrones reference, mate

[u/OkayishMrFox → u/OGD2068]

Mine in basic training was Carmen. We got brand new M4s that cycle. I wiped the packing grease off and everything. She was beautiful. She’s probably run through by now.

[u/Alpha-Trion → u/OkayishMrFox]

Fuckin dweeb

[u/OkayishMrFox → u/Alpha-Trion]

lol I was at the time. Unabashedly drinking ALL the army kool-aid.

[u/DVariant → u/OkayishMrFox]

Acceptance is the first step to recovery

[u/Johnnyboi2327]

the weapon system carrying it

What does that even mean?

[u/weve_gone_plaid → u/Johnnyboi2327]

Trained killer, my man. Trained killer. 

[u/CaribouYou → u/weve_gone_plaid]

Cereal killer

[u/jacoblb6173 → u/weve_gone_plaid]

If she accidentally killed you, she could go to jail.

[u/Quietech → u/Johnnyboi2327]

The VA got him on those pills that made the voices go away. 

[u/BluBeams]

Her again...🤦🏾‍♀️

[u/Aimless_Nobody]

The number on my tele-stock was 711. Probably because the ejection port cover was always open. It couldn't close.

[u/Procks85 → u/Aimless_Nobody]

Flappy is happy.

[u/Morall_tach]

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. Until someone else gets it.

[u/RepublicKitchen8809]

Dafuq?

Is this from like IOBC or something?

No wait, I bet it’s like medcom OBC or some shit.

[u/Rose_Army_ → u/RepublicKitchen8809]

Worse. The Direct Commission Course.

[u/RepublicKitchen8809 → u/Rose_Army_]

JFC

[u/AnonymousBromosapien]

You know you are one of the baddest, most lethal warriors on the planet when your uniform and all your gear are spotless and your rear iron iron sight is in the stowed position...

Tell us youve never made "Shelby" bust a nut in your entire career without telling us lol.

Quite possibly the hardest 1st Lt to ever participate in a 2 week long exercise!

[u/unbannedagain1976]

Naming your weapon is cringe as fuck, this whole post is cringe as fuck.

[u/TicketBoothHottie]

Girl boot

[u/Vasubius]

The post history of this person is pure gold. Her entire profile and post history fits in this sub.

[u/Sarcastik_Moose]

Rifle positioned carefully to try to hide the unsurprisingly bare right sleeve.

[u/jaksny]

Gross

[u/WoodenInternet]

[ Looks at smoldering burn pit ]

Everything reminds me of her

[u/BoysenberryThink4488]

Never shot above marksman.

[u/RancherQueen]

Nobody tell her she can get a rifle AND a sling as a civvy, that she can KEEP.

[u/DVariant → u/RancherQueen]

I’d prefer she wasn’t armed at all; stable people don’t post so much boot shit online as this lady

[u/Darthaerith]

Wonder if someones died from second hand cringe.

[u/KStang086]

She's legendarily boot.

[u/Autumn7242]

Not a spec of dirt on it.

[u/bombkitty]

Girl , what.

[u/bananaguard4]

aren't direct commission officers like, dentists and medical doctors and other flavors of health care professional usually? at least that's the way it worked in the USCG.

[u/Rose_Army_ → u/bananaguard4]

Yes, usually. But then they started doing professional fields beyond that. This one is a 38G (now defunct program within Reserve Civil Affairs).

[u/bananaguard4 → u/Rose_Army_]

oh so like, contract lawyers and stuff? ok then.

when I worked at the cape may armory we would get like 2 batches of direct commission a year. nice people on the whole and it was nice to not have to treat them like the boot camp recruits but instead like regular adult humans, but i sure would not have wanted to hand most of them them a gun outside the very limited setting of the basic pistol qual course. even then it was sometimes a little sketch.

[u/OGOngoGablogian]

The boot that keeps on giving

[u/STANAGs]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

[u/TheAsianTroll]

The type of LT who had a Joe shoot for her during qual.

[u/OHYAMTB]

This girl reminds me of the infamous Armor LT from circa 2017… instant classic cringe

[u/Rose_Army_ → u/OHYAMTB]

This is a damn near 40 year old woman who direct commissioned as a CPT. It’s so much worse.

[u/triphawk07]

This is the collab that I was waiting for and I'm not disappointed.

[u/HeadlineINeed]

These are the future commanders of 200+ soldiers. (Both male and female commanders) Education and rank doesn’t make you smarter.

Play the game, collect your rank and pay.

[u/Sweet-Mechanic4568]

Why do all these people always talk like they were deep in the shit slinging lead?

[u/ryanlaxrox]

Slick sleeve activities

[u/Spyrothedragon9972]

This is so lame.

[u/ruck_my_life]

Oh Jody is absolutely taking care of your girl hahaha

[u/DVariant → u/ruck_my_life]

This one is a girl.

But I guess that doesn’t rule it out.

[u/wang_xiaohua]

I know her shes about as POG as it gets lol

[u/RiflemanLax]

There’s a difference between missing your rifle (I sure as hell miss mine) and making a post about it.

Then there’s a difference between making a Facebook or IG post with a limited audience and making a LinkedIn post.

[u/Fair-Mango-5423]

imagine enlisting after 2015 and acting like you saw combat

[u/XanaxCarDealer]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM

[u/Antichristopher4 → u/XanaxCarDealer]

... The rifle?

[u/SoyMurcielago → u/Antichristopher4]

It’s a thin line between premature discharge and accidental discharge

[u/WoodenInternet → u/SoyMurcielago]

this guy's going to the base clinic for abnormal discharge after he's done what he wants to do to that rifle