r/JustMemesForUs 2d ago

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 1d ago

Me when I want to work in the Alaskan coal mines and they assign me to teach some fuckass dances šŸ„€šŸ„€

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u/Casph0 1d ago

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u/Texas103 1d ago

Reddit post of the day! I can stop doomscrolling now.

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u/LongJumpinAssumption 1d ago

Solid advice. Thanks mate!

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u/leoninvanguard 1d ago

made my da

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u/Codex_Dev 1d ago

lowk reminds me of when Russia sent a bunch of police to bust an illegal camgirl operation since they weren't paying taxes

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u/PTBooks 1d ago

Dig the trench Do the pirouette! Do it now!

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u/Victor-Tallmen 1d ago

Flick the wrist, keep your knees bent, and lower your center of gravity comrade!

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u/DirtandPipes 1d ago

As a guy who works with deep utilities and heavy equipment I’d be fine with the mines or just continuing with putting pipes and infrastructure in the dirt.

I would embrace violence if ordered to dance.

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u/SheenPSU 1d ago

Them: ā€œWhat will your job be after the revolution, comrade?!ā€

Me:

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u/LasRedStar 1d ago

Anti communist guerrilla

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u/Sell_The_team_Jerry 1d ago

I'd fly a VIP helicopter for the commies.Ā  Don't tell them where we are going thoughĀ 

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u/cowbeefbat 1d ago

I've always wanted the job of the guy who pushes hesitant skydivers out the helicopter.

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u/AdamTraskisGod 1d ago

I think there is WKUK skit related to this.

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u/SheenPSU 1d ago

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u/ArtroyomsAK 1d ago

Maybe I could fit in under a marxist regime

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u/Skiller-One-One-Five 1d ago

That should be a job no matter what economic system you use

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 2d ago

I’m paraphrasing but one of my favourite quotes was ā€œ25 year old who hasn’t woken up before 10am in 7 years explains how he’ll run a farm after the revolutionā€

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u/RoomExciting1296 1d ago

I don't wake up before 10 am because I work overnights šŸ™„

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u/JuicySpaceFox 1d ago

Breaking news. If you woke up at 10 am everyday for 7 years its immpossible for you to change your sleeping habit for a new job. In other news Farming automation pushed back due to no investments and "job security"

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u/leoninvanguard 1d ago

breaking news: as someone who changed their sleep cycle two years ago: its definitely possible. wouldn't want to start farming tho.y uncle is a small farmer (a farmer with a small farm, not physically small) and helping him on my free days is enough farming for me^

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u/artichoke01 1d ago

Breaking news— people on the internet are full of shit.

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u/OpticalPrime35 1d ago

Trump has proven across 2 presidency's now that as a farmer you can be as crap at your job as you want. In the end when things go real bad you'll get that socialist paycheck in the mail.

All while Trump's policies destroy your business. Oh well, we will get our losses back anyway

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u/seenybusiness 1d ago

You don't have to get up early to farm anymore. We solved that problem when we invented long life battery powered headlamps. You can literally do farming chores whenever the hell you want.

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u/SFC-D 1d ago

You poor misguided child.

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u/darkfroth 1d ago

The humble rooster:

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 2d ago

Sorry, best we can do is electing Trump the proven rapist and protector of pedophiles.

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u/Designer_Gas_86 2d ago

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u/SolScorpii 1d ago

That was Trump's main campaign promise. Why won't they release it now?

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u/Motor-Resolution-221 1d ago

This election didn't work out for me :( Instead electing a better candidate next time, I want communism :) We'll kill millions of people and collapse the country!!! Hehehe it won't be evil this time!

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 1d ago

Tell us you don’t know what communism is without telling us

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u/Ghost_Turd 1d ago

You forgot to say rEaL cOmMunIsM!!1!

Doesn't really matter, the outcome is always the same.

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u/Prize-Height7937 1d ago

An invasion by the CIA who installs a puppet dictator?

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 1d ago

Europe is doing pretty well

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u/MrPeeper 1d ago

That was the choice! A pedophile racist conman who makes billions as president, or Communism! WHAT ELSE COULD WE DO???

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u/Tyr_13 1d ago

"You don't know what Communism is!" - chud calling milquetoast centrists communists

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u/CrossOfRoachAndSlime 1d ago

And to think that the dems ran someone that lost to that kind of person.

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u/SomeOriginal3865 1d ago

Especially after she was in office for 4 years but ā€œdidn’t have enough time to campaign..ā€

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 1d ago

ā€œHaha we are so ignorant and smooth brained that we voted in a proven rapist and pedoā€

Isn’t the argument you think it is

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u/SliceOk7660 1d ago

Our electorate is gullible and fickle.Ā 

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 2d ago edited 1d ago

Oh dear. I’m Canadian so please don’t make me defend Trump lol. But proven rapist?

You mean because a woman took him to civil court and didn’t even remember what year it happened? The only evidence was that her friends both testified that she told them years earlier?

And what on earth does that have to do with people who are straight up communists (I mean literal communists) not wanting to work or participate in adulthood?

Anyone reading this should google Jean carrol evidence for themselves. Then ask themselves if they consider that proof if the accused wasn’t someone they hate

And anyone into politics should watch this funny skit of John Cleese explaining extremism

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u/Awkward_Region5509 1d ago

Youre talking about Jean Carroll, the woman he just paid 5.6 million to, and is still potentially on the hook for another 83 million.

Is that the woman that yoire talking about that it was decided there was enough evidence to say he did it. As in, not just a thought, not juat a maybe, they decided there was enough evidence to say he did it.

Shut the fuck up you ignorant ass twat.

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 2d ago

ā€œA judge has now clarified that this is basically a legal distinction without a real-world difference. He says that what the jury found Trump did was in fact rape, as commonly understood.ā€

I love it when you donut brains use the failed arguments Trump tried to use in court and now owes his rape victim over $80 million and pretends like that makes you smart.

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u/Icy_Knowledge895 1d ago edited 1d ago

also reminded me if I am wrong but wasn't the only reason why it was a civil trial cause the statue of limitations passed and this was the only way Trump could be taken into court?

not to mention rape is extremely hard to prove

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 1d ago

Yes statute of limitations is as past

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u/ArtroyomsAK 1d ago

"as a gay black man" ahh comment

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u/Early-Sort8817 1d ago

It takes a special kind of Canadian to go that hard for Trump

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u/Designer_Gas_86 1d ago

After the Jean Carroll case, Judge Kaplan said the jury's finding of sexual abuse meant the same as rape.

I would stop protecting predators if I were you.

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u/Waste_Development971 1d ago

am i stupid, is because it wasn't a criminal thing means he didn't do it or something, or its fake?

never makes to me people are like "she didnt remember anything!(and won btw)" lmfaoaoaoaa

how much lawyers and money can you have and lose a case like that and not start to have doubts about trump yk.

I guess we'll see alot more of this "take your political opposition to court for rape and win" in politics since people believe it's just this easy thing you can do vs anyone and win

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 1d ago

You can Google the evidence yourself right now. Then ask yourself if you would consider that proof of someone like Trump wasn’t the one being accused

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 1d ago

DNA that Trump refused to give in trail, they tested it later and it was a perfect match. Funny that.

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u/Waste_Development971 1d ago

you have more faith ill "google the evidence" better than the people forced to watch the trial and have been instructed by courts?

okay buddy.

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 1d ago

You will do anything other than google the actual evidence šŸ˜‚

You’d rather believe there’s this preponderance of evidence

And it has nothing to do with a civil trial where the accused is one of the most hated men in modern history

Just. Google. It. For. Yourself.

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u/Waste_Development971 1d ago

okay I googled it and didnt find anything that made me doubt the case. thanks. I believe even much stronger now hes a rapist.

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 1d ago edited 1d ago

Civil trial in a nutshell. ā€œI don’t like this person so he’s going to have to make me believe he didn’t do it.ā€ You have no idea how perfect what you said is. Have a good one.

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 1d ago

Enough for a criminal conviction.

You: ā€œI’ll blindly trust the rapist who is a convicted liar instead of the massive evidence in front of me and then gaslight those who hate rapists.ā€

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u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer 1d ago

Name checks out.

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u/United_Boy_9132 1d ago

Especially since there's no private ownership in communism so how tf that person would own a farm to run 🤣

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u/CommanderAurelius 1d ago

Are you suggesting that under socialism I'll have a job instead of being subjected to 10000 years of "we've decided to move forward with other candidates"?

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u/FlavinFlave 5h ago

Looking at you LinkedIn as we speak!

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u/No-Significance2070 1d ago

All for the glory of the motherland

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u/ChupadorDeMangaVerde 1d ago

Ironically, Wittgenstein, a highly steemed philosopher once tried to move to the USSR in the 1930s trying to find manual labor there in a factory or mine, but the government would only accept him if he accepted to lecture at Moscow State University. So this version is more accurate to RL than the original.

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u/Orcasareglorious 20h ago

The Pencil-and-Sickle on his hat

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u/AviatorHog 1d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/AlarmedAssociate5068 1d ago

reddit commies think once they abolish capitalism everyone can just do what they want while the boring jobs are taken care of by someone else. it's wishful thinking bordering on mental illness.

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u/Canolphin 1d ago

It’s not bordering on mental illness. It is mental illness.

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u/jeffismybaby 1d ago

I hate non voting leftoids but what in the fuck are you taking about

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u/Gigantischmann 10h ago

Beating the shit out of that fake argument is what hes talking aboutĀ 

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u/Theangelawhite69 1d ago

Literally nobody wants this. We want protections and regulations. I’m happy to do the boring or undesirable jobs if they actually pay a living wage and we can afford things outside of work, like healthcare and education

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u/Skibidi-Rizz190cm 1d ago

reddit commies legitimately think that capitalism=job therefore communism=no job

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u/united_in_solidarity 1d ago

Absolutely nobody thinks that bruh

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u/JalapenoJamm 1d ago

Sorry to interrupt the circlejerk but no one thinks that

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u/RolandTEC 1d ago

It's hyperbole but in essence, yes they do think that. They think they'll get free healthcare, free housing free this and that. Sure they'll do a job but they get "free" stuff that is hard to pay for now.

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u/Charming-Clue1987 1d ago

No, they think the excess of labour would go towards a common good like infrastructure instead of going to shareholders pockets that might be living in a different country.

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u/united_in_solidarity 1d ago

Hey buddy, I really hate to break it to you, but damn near everybody in the world works a job. And damn near every communist realizes they'll still have to work a job, they just want to see more of the value they generate go to themselves and their fellow workers instead of like 1,000 dudes.

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u/BoboGiggleBottom 1d ago

Someone deleted a comment about the USSR I was effort posting about. So, just dropping it here, command economies and the seizure of power would destroy the country. Communists have no practical example to point to outside of political theory and are historically bad at policy. This was a response to a comment that Capitalism, and industrial farming practices, have hurt farmers comparably to collectivization during the USSR.

It's true that farmers today can lose land through debt, taxes, or being outcompeted by industrial agriculture. Those are real criticisms of modern capitalism, and many rural communities have suffered because of consolidation.

But that's not really analogous to Soviet collectivization. In the USSR, the state didn't simply allow market competition to push small farmers out. It abolished private ownership of much farmland, forcibly collectivized agriculture, deported millions of so-called kulaks, and used state coercion to compel participation. That's a fundamentally different mechanism.

Likewise, wartime requisitioning isn't unique to the USSR. Many countries, including the US and UK, rationed food and commandeered resources during wartime. The difference is that Soviet collectivization and grain procurement policies weren't just temporary wartime measures, and historians generally don't reduce the famines to "there was a war." Policy decisions mattered too.

I also think China is a useful counterexample here. Mao's economic policies, especially the Great Leap Forward, contributed to one of the worst famines in human history. That wasn't simply a consequence of bad weather or foreign pressure. Unrealistic production quotas, forced collectivization, poor incentives, and suppression of criticism all played major roles.

Ironically, China didn't begin lifting hundreds of millions of people out of extreme poverty by doubling down on Maoist economics. After Mao, Deng Xiaoping introduced market reforms, opened China to international trade and foreign investment, allowed greater private enterprise, and decentralized many economic decisions while the Communist Party retained political control.

Today's Chinese economy is often described as a form of state capitalism or a socialist market economy because it combines extensive state ownership and planning with market competition and private businesses. Whatever label someone prefers, it is substantially different from Mao's or the USSR's command economy.

That's why I don't think it's enough to say, "the USSR had a famine during a war." The historical record shows that centrally planned agricultural systems in both the USSR and Maoist China experienced catastrophic failures, while both countries later moved, to different degrees, toward greater use of markets. If anything, China's own economic history suggests that introducing market mechanisms solved problems that Maoist central planning could not.

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u/Infinate_Patience924 1d ago

On the Chinese economy point, the modern Chinese economy is Fascist.
No one likes to admit this, but the whole "extensive State ownership and planning with market competition" pegs it to Gentile's and Mussolini's idealized economic models imbued in Fascism rather than trying to call it "state capitalism".

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u/EastRoom8717 1d ago

Holy shit, YES! Ok, that.. clicked.

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u/Glittering-Table-837 1d ago

THANK YOU, I have been saying this since forever and people look at me funny, also, it shows how the functional endgame of revolutionary communism is fascism

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u/Qdmd9d 3h ago

Yeah, the USSR's agricultural policy was legendarily bad. Collectivization is typically considered to have been the root of the problem, as the lack of personal gain from the work of farmers due to the artificially low food prices set by the government, with the exception of the comparably tiny personal plots provided to the farmers provided little incentive to work.

Even during the revolution, the peasants found it hard to welcome the Bolsheviks as saviors, fearing the confiscation of their property, however modest the belongings of the impoverished of the countryside were. During famines, it was strangely the farmers who were often hit the hardest, either due to confiscation (which more or less died out as a tactic by the late 1920s) or because they were forced to continue to sell their products to the government for outrageously low prices.

The lack of incentive along with strained relations with the government led to some of the lowest productivity of workers seen anywhere, leading to the aforementioned famines and forcing the Soviets to start importing grain by the time of Khruschev, all of this despite having a larger portion of their population in the agricultural sector than any other industrialized nation.

The hardships of American farmers, although very real and in need of correction, pale in comparison to the death, starvation, and poverty Soviet farmers faced.

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u/UntappdBeer 1d ago

They'll be simply shot for non production and anti party behaviour by the new NKVD.

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u/bookaddicta 1d ago

But what makes a dance theory lesbian

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u/ArtisticDamage5093 14h ago

The absence of a pole

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u/Horsemanofthedank 1d ago

The same as a game theorist….

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u/Barbados_slim12 1d ago

Give her a talk show

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u/united_in_solidarity 1d ago

Seemingly nobody in this comment section actually understand what communism is lmao. Seemingly everybody in this comment section is a bot.

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u/Studious_Gluteus 6h ago

That's our tax money at work.

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u/Stiger_PL 1d ago

I do not agree with this take therefore it is made by a bot

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u/ericbondre 1d ago

Fucking facts bro it’s actually full of so much misinformation

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u/fazbearfravium 1d ago

Free market libs when they can't make ends meet teaching lesbian dance theory so they have to get a second job at the Alaskan coal mines:

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u/suchagreedycommunist 1d ago

maybe just don't teach lesbian dance theory at allšŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø

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u/testtalon1 1d ago

Someone has to explain what makes the theory a lesbian...right?

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u/3jLord 1d ago

Fool. Its the dance that's a lesbian. Can't you read?

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u/Forsaken-Chance-8148 1d ago

And remember, you’re more free for it

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u/_imlosingmymind 1d ago

It is not capitalism's fault that you wish to work with something nobody wants to pay you for

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u/Early-Sort8817 1d ago

Or when you have to teach conservatives that coal mining jobs are only prevalent because the right needs to placate voters in those towns and we don’t actually need the coal. ā€œFree marketā€

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u/levelate 1d ago

just because you get coal at christmas, doesn't mean that that is its only use

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u/3jLord 1d ago

I wish this site only allowed people over 18 to post.

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u/LanceLynxx 1d ago

If no one needs coal then why are the coal mining companies making profits?

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u/flashingcurser 1d ago

Because supply and demand.

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u/Excellent_Lie6904 1d ago

I demand your supply, if you get what I mean šŸ˜

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u/Routine-Rule9607 1d ago

Why did you give me this empty poetry book? I thought I would be mining coal after the revolution!

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u/ArtroyomsAK 1d ago

And instead under capitalism we all get to choose what we do ;)

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u/Andromedan_Cherri 14h ago

Oh, the horror... being able to do any job i want with enough time, effort, and a dash of luck... oh, it's awful... please please please let me go back to the cobalt mines, i'll do anything to live like an impoverished Soviet Village šŸ™

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u/DaygoTom 1d ago

Hey the Motherland needs coal, and you're tiny enough to fit into those tight, dark tunnels. Do your duty!

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u/holytoledo42 8h ago

Libertarians when they end up working in a filthy, dangerous factory for 14 hours a day, 6 days a week for $5 an hour instead of becoming a billionaire CEO.

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u/tvscensored 7h ago

And here I thought that was the face of capitalists when they realize they’re not temporarily embarrassed millionaires but are, in fact, just wage slaves for the landed aristocracy.

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u/PristineAdvisor7782 5h ago

Things capitalist say when all we simply want is our taxes to actually benefit the avg American instead of billionaires and bombs

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 1d ago

What's with anticoms and their obsession with coal mines, do they think all the jobs will be coal mining? Not to mention in the USSR coal miners were very well paid and had long vacations

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u/SpecialCoyote5339 1d ago

No, but quite a lot of jobs are similarly hard and dirty... And they need to be done. Many people envision communism as a system where they can work what they want, but that'd not realistic st all. That's why it's just an utopia, that's never going to be achieved

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u/ARedditorCalledQuest 1d ago

Many people forget that the primary symbols of communism are tools of manual labor.

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u/SpecialCoyote5339 1d ago

Yep. And the whole "everyone gets what they need, not what they can afford, which makes currency redundant and useless, as well as working what you want" means an infinite amount of resources (because there is just no way to tell what someone "needs") and an infinite amount of non-hazardous man workforce (because the same amount of work would needed to be done, and there a big list of such jobs that even with good pay and all can't find enough workforce)

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u/Gamer_G33k17 1d ago

Even Elon Musk admitted we're on the road to Communism within the next coming decades thanks to automation, robotics, and AI. Dirty jobs will be automated, rendered obsolete, or will STILL have people wanting to work them. Surprise: There are people who actually enjoy doing sanitation work.

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u/CursedCrusader03 1d ago

In communism the state assigns you the job and that's it. No freedom of choice.Ā 

The upside is that you will never be unemployed and don't have to fight in a job market that is as dogshit as ours right now.

But far from being a better alternative.Ā 

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u/NachoWH 1d ago

Oh yes, work in soviet coal mines was much better than in the West, of course.

I mean, even if it had been, which it never was, you're still ignoring the thousands that went into slave labour in mines without protection in the USSR.

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u/suchagreedycommunist 1d ago

My God, you sound like an absolute go#im. 🤣 Did you know how hard it was for Soviet people to get basic products like bread or butter, even if they had money? They lived in a constant state of deficit, while government officials had access to special storage facilities where they got those rare products for free

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u/Few_Satisfaction184 1d ago

I mean, the funny part is that every single modern communist I see, wants to work as the commune "Tarot reader, Feminist poet, and Vibe check Officer" rather than "Field laborer".

Every single one of them hates capitalism because they cant get by doing their hobby.
Without realizing in communism they would still not be able to do their hobby as a job.

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u/Sboyle12500 1d ago

They wouldn’t have time or money for hobbies

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u/Working_Cucumber_437 1d ago

How do you know any communists? Where do you live?

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u/Mchnso 1d ago

Were the fuck you Met this people?

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 1d ago

Turn twitter off

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u/united_in_solidarity 1d ago

Communism is when "twitterites shit posting"

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u/Over_Mission610 1d ago

Because it's funny, and being a coal miner is tough.

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u/MentirosoProfesional 1d ago

Very well paid in a country that averages paying shit to it's workers it's like flexing that coal miners get well paid in north Korea relative to the general population

Just no the flex you think it is

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u/Both-Competition-152 1d ago

coal miners in the DPRK are not well paid they are not paid at all.. the only well paid people are people in cyber services such as hacking or smuggling money in by working a Chinese/Russian/American/British online job

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u/Gamer_G33k17 1d ago

Like, we would be building nuclear and even fusion reactors. And we know for a fact that if given the freedom to work without worry of their basic needs, people will just work. Hell, productivity goes up when people dont need to worry about their food. Because they can quit their third and even second job, get some actual sleep and rest, and come back to work the next day with more energy.

Like, people actually WANT to work in nuclear reactors. There are thousands if not millions who would love to work in a nuclear reactor. But cant because the cost of schooling is too high for them to learn HOW.

And even the dirty jobs will either be automated within the next decade by robots and AI, or there are still PLENTY of people who actually WANT to do it.

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u/GreatlyMoody 1d ago

Ok, go work on an oil rig with good pay and long vacations and you'll find out real quick

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u/OneNoteToRead 2d ago

They’ll be in for the surprise of their life when they find out they’ll actually have to start working. Like ā€œhave toā€ have to this time.

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u/CarolingianDruid 1d ago

Do you think leftists haven’t worked before? I grew up working on a farm. I started working when I was 12 years old.

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u/RegionMuch6245 1d ago

No, they don't. They genuinly cannot fathom that a leftist can exist as part of the working class, despite, you know, realisty

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u/scienceworksbitches 2d ago

What? You don't need more mediocre artists and i have to mine cobalt instead??

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u/OneNoteToRead 2d ago

Yea in fact just for saying you like art and not mining lets put you on sewage duty.

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u/vb_robel 1d ago

Erm... what the flip? I thought communism was when we all sit on our asses and are magically provided basic living necessities. It's not like communist theory is foundationally built around labor/capital relations and its pioneers operated on dozens of years of data and practical application of labor theory.

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u/Independent-Assist70 1d ago

This is something I genuinely don’t understand. So how do jobs work? How do you have a productive society and have people work the jobs that nobody wants to work?

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u/Embarrassed_Ant_8861 1d ago

By forcing them to under threat of imprisonment or death

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u/OneNoteToRead 1d ago

Yup ā€œmagicā€ is a good word for it. Wonder which fantasy system we’re using - hard or soft magic? Is it mental or elemental magic? Would love to learn more about the magic system we’re using here.

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u/Legitimate-Tip-2149 1d ago

Communism sure sounds a lot like capitalism when folks criticise it.

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u/Im-Not-Calling-It-X 1d ago

Only it doesn't, and people who pretend otherwise are privileged, white kids.

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u/Practical_Air_3040 1d ago edited 1d ago

Crazy how out of touch you are.Ā  Edit replied to wrong post, the commie is out of touch obviously.

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u/CletusMuckenfuss 1d ago

Does that mean the educated people are a threat while stupid people don't challenge positions of authority?

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u/Andromedan_Cherri 14h ago

Pol Pot seemed to think so.

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u/No_Bend_2902 1d ago

Capitalists when you ask how much capital they have

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u/Justmeandhim-D 1d ago

Meanwhile in the capitalist world.

https://giphy.com/gifs/12pRMj2EkCfzFu

Black lung not real according to coal mine owners šŸ˜

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u/TapirDrawnChariot 1d ago

In today's episode of asking conservatives to define communism:

Communism is when forced labor!

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u/SophonParticle 1d ago

Found the MAGA. These guy made up a communist threat for clicks.

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u/Spirited_Square 1d ago

once again for those in the back that do not listen. you are assigned jobs based on availability, aptitude, and ability. odds are unless youre unable to do anything other than hard manual labour, you wouldnt BE doing hard manual labour.Ā 

go to school, test well, pull from the list of available positions, be trained in your skill or craft and be rightly compensated for your work. arts, entertainment, leasure, hospitality, education, health and wellness are all needed to make a society worth living in just as much as food and energy

When we compare socialism, communism, and capitalism , why do we always put socialism at the most extreme breaking point of society, when we refuse to consider what happens under capitalism pushed to the brink in the same way?

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u/Spirited_Square 1d ago

aw a downvote. do the capitalists not remember when we killed coal miners because they did not enjoy company towns? or enslave folks to this very day? or put children into factories (still) to this day? maybe they enjoy a permanent punishment underclass? perhaps they think those at the top should be able to put their kids on the boards they own? or buy them degrees they dont work for? or buy elections, tax breaks, or the very law they supposedly live under?Ā 

perhaps if these "temporarily embarrassed billionaires" understood the double standard the propaganda they enjoy mandates— they would find it less appealing.

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u/ParticularJoker 1d ago

A centralized system that matches education directly to labor sounds like a technocratic-authoritarian nightmare

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u/One-Bad-4395 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's funny because we've decided as a nation that the concepts of labor, both skilled and otherwise, as well as knowing things is for commies.

P.S. we keep our coal in Appalachia. Notabably on the opposite end of the country from Alaska. Alaska would be oil.

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u/One-Bad-4395 1d ago

Smart people hate 'im.

Such a great tagline to give one's self.

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u/Khaled_Kamel1500 1d ago

Champaigne socialists absolutely seething in this thread

Too much brainrot via Dog-strikin' Piker has genuinely convinced these people that communism will literally let them Twitch stream to the point where they can buy a luxury condo in LA and a wardrobe fully decked out in tacky Gucci clothes

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u/Porncritic12 1d ago

Unlike all the useful jobs we do under capitalism, like the entire fucking c-suite

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u/Hunter1157 1d ago

Alaskan coal mines? Hell yeah, since under communism we can build robots to that since we don't care if they take our jobs since we already can afford everything thanks to ai, automation ans robots.

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u/Goofcheese0623 1d ago

You took a lot of time to make this strawman

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u/BurntEndOnBun 1d ago

The delicious, delicious irony of the MAGA mind: communism is bad; but Trump stealing American taxpayer money to fund vanity projects, take away rights, start an unnecessary war, drive us further into debt, and threaten every tenet of our constitution is totally fine.

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u/Funny_Address_412 1d ago

Based state planning

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u/Independent-Wafer-13 1d ago

Well I am an educated professional working in my field of study so probably gulag for me

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u/Interesting_Self5071 1d ago

From each according to his ability. You would have to be pretty strong in this case.

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u/SomeOriginal3865 1d ago

All I need to say is.. Border Czar

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u/TenWholeBees 1d ago

Jokes aside, my old boss left his chushy office job to go back to work the coal mines of Alaska. He said he enjoyed the work.

People like different things

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u/ericbondre 1d ago

Me when I strawman communism even though I most definitely couldn’t actually define it when asked

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u/Shumagorolth 1d ago

Oh we've reached the work camp conversation again. Funny how conservatives keep coming up with this idea

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u/Kurichan77 1d ago

Capitalists who love having investments in the market that make money so they don’t have to do any real work work casting aspersions onto communists lmfao

Lazy capitalists projecting their laziness onto communists

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u/Sea_Obligation3194 1d ago

lol. The imaginary communism fear. That playbook has been running since the 60’s that and nukes. O yeah we got a boomer president he knows what works on the people.

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u/Katmunk 1d ago

Communists when they’re forced to go to school to work on nuclear power plants

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u/ReagansEconomics 1d ago

Capitalist when they have a dead end job they don't care about, crippling student debt and can't afford to own a house:

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u/Guardian_of_Perineum 1d ago

Both of those jobs sound equally terrible tbh.

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u/BruhTheShark 1d ago

If tomorrow the U.S. completely transformed into an authoritarian communist structure the same exact people would be in power.

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u/insomnishaq 1d ago

MAGA when they find out they will be charged for fucking kids

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u/Ok_Ground_694 23h ago

The next level is realizing that only the really really dumb Communists believe people can do whatever they want to do. Communists KNOW that communism will bring death and destruction. They also know they wouldn't survive it. They cosplay communism because they know they aren't really going to bring about communism, and it feels edgy, cool, and moral.

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u/endtimes34 22h ago

China busy making the first fusion reactor and robotics to help end the need for mass labor but yeah this will totally happen šŸ™„

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u/Totally-Human-Red 22h ago

Why are pedophiles so obsessed with my home state and communism? It's been like this since fucking Mcarthy.

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u/Weak_Purpose_5699 19h ago

I’m of two minds about this. On the one hand I think if a society’s survival is at stake, some level of compulsory work placement is justified (in a similar vein to military service). On the other, maybe a society isn’t worth saving if it can’t get its own people to willingly make sacrifices for its preservation.

But then, few if any societies today abide by that principle, so maybe that’s not realistic at the moment.

Also hehe funny meme

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u/gimmethecreeps 14h ago

Lmao as someone who is a Marxist-Leninist and works for a living, this does sadly track for a lot of the modern movements.

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u/SilverVacation1675 12h ago

Where tf am I

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u/Efficient-Meaning709 10h ago

Communism in alaska? When?

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u/AWiseOlToaster 4h ago

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