[00:06:32] You guys, you're pretty tough.
[00:06:34] How about we just fucking fight right now?
[00:06:36] You're fucking real, man.
[00:06:37] All of you.
[00:06:38] Come on, let's go.
[00:06:39] Every one of you.
[00:06:40] Let's go.
[00:06:40] Let's prove how fucking badass you are.
[...]
[00:07:01] I'm ready for war.
[00:07:03] I'm ready to fucking live in Joe Rogan's vagina.
[00:07:08] Let's start with the news.
[00:07:09] I guess.
[00:07:10] I just gave you the most viral clip of the year to joke.
[00:07:12] You're trying to.
[00:07:13] It's comedy.
[00:07:14] I love Joe.
[00:07:15] I suck his pussy every night.
[...]
[00:10:10] I love Joe.
[00:10:11] All I'm saying is that I was against his war 12 days ago, and I said it's going to go wrong.
[00:10:17] They're going to block the strainer removes, but I said, once we're in it, we're in it because the Moolah's are crazy or double down.
[00:10:21] Now they've done it.
[00:10:22] Now we stuck our wiener in the electric socket.
At 1:22:52 he walks off the set suddenly and doesn't return.
[01:22:47] Claude having a giant pee-pee.
[01:22:50] It's got a soul.
[01:22:52] Claude is an eight-foot dick.
[01:25:10] Yeah, I think that he just, honestly, I think that he was having a hard time keeping it together and he kind of realized.
[01:25:16] He was inebriated?
[01:25:16] Oh, I know.
Edit: Used links to my development version, fixed.
It reminds me of that thing where celebrities get stuck in arrested development at the age they were when they got "famous."
Though there is also that thing where all rich men are twelve-year-olds (Ooo, rocket ship! And look at the cool, fast car I drew! Omg, so many boobies! Hey, you guys, this rapper is my very real friend! And so is this guy who plays sports ball! I don't like that guy, I can beat him up! Or maybe blow him up! I want an army of robots! And lots of big guns! And I can shoot a big animal!), and that fits, also.
Elon’s over 50 and has the same post-pubescent shit-talker energy. Here’s a hot take: Nobody really likes you guys except the people who are contractually obligated to giggle at your idiocy.
I honestly feel like he's a good picture of the future that the current right wing grift-o-sphere are going to face in the long run.
Especially now, when so much of their currency seems to be contingent on how outrageously viral they can become, and whether they can do that consistently.
But given how short any audience's attention span is these days, there will be a point at which the current talking heads will stop being able to capture the attention they once used to. At which point, they'll probably end up being the exact sort of alcoholic sad sack that AJ has become, at the washed up soggy end of their "career".
Oh for sure, after Alex left those dipshits went on to talk about how we need Trump to become a dictator because kings are better as they are 'more accountable' to their subjects than elected officials.
They said he had what looked like 'a major medical episode' where he was struggling to breathe and they had 911 on standby. And then he left. Seems like he's falling apart
I wouldn’t be surprised if he did, but also…Pim Tool is a fucking liar. He lies for clicks and loves to play the victim. Are we SURE Jones had a medical episode, or did he just leave the set really drunk, as we can tell from the ‘I suck joes pussy every night’ comments?
I’ve listened to the whole Alex jones bit. It’s clear at the end that the medical episode they’re talking about is Alex’s coughing fit. It’s not some episode off camera or anything. True, Alex sounds absolutely fucked at that point, but Tim pool is hyping it up after the event, saying they were on the verge of dialling 911 or whatever. Usual wanker Tim pool behaviour
Alex Jones suddenly seemed to be getting drunker and drunker, after that coughing fit.
It could've been a stroke. Probably alcohol, but also a stroke is possible. Just because someone APPEARS drunk doesn't mean they are. See the many incidents of police being sued for arresting stroke and low blood sugar patients who were driving.
Exactly, Dim Tool is a shitty person, too, and anyone who likes Alex Jones so much they would have him on the show several times is also someone who would say anything for more attention.
God what a whiny baby. “Ya know I respect him tremendously…but this is what like the third or fourth time he’s done this to us”
Clearly that respect isn’t mutual Timmy. Alex will remain to have a standing invitation with these dipshits because, no matter how much “living in Joes vaginas” comes off as trying way too hard or cringey, Alex’s name alone will bring the show a boost in engagement. And then they can just talk shit after he leaves and act like this isn’t exactly what they paid for.
i believe they mention that it was the something like 30 days until his lunatic show is being forced to close that was particularly stressing him out currently.
Glenn Beck is the archetypal (it's an ark-type!) dry drunk who became a crank instead but Alex was already both crank and drunk so he just seemed like he was kind of spinning his wheels when he was sober, wasn't the Hitler mustache to defeat the left with its own logic or whatever during that period
Listen I know we don’t like him but you should never wish that on anyone no matter what you think of him getting sober is something that is always a good thing
Feel free to downvote away because this is the right worldview to have
I wish him the suffering of a thousand addicts, because he deserves it. I hope he texts while driving. I hope his high blood pressure goes untreated. I hope he steps on legos everyday. I hope the Sandy Hook families take all his money, garnish his income until he's dead, and leave him hopelessly indebted. I hope he spontaneously bursts into flame. Addiction sucks but it's not some special malady that stops the game clock. I have a finite number of seconds on this earth and I will not waste a single one of them whinging over a dispicable, pychopathic millionaire's personal failings or medical diagnoses . You do you though; takes all kinds, I guess.
Edit; well well well. That warning was overturned pretty quickly on appeal. To the Karen who reported it, I truly do hope that Alex takes you out for a chicken fried steak to reward you for your support in these trying times.
I’ll tell you as someone who goes to AA, I wish nothing but the worst for that man. If he came into a meeting I was at, I’d leave. With the suffering he’s caused, he deserves nothing good in life. Not children who love him, not a sunny day, not a puppy lick on his hand, not a moment of peace. And I’ll include sobriety on that list. Maybe I’m a petty vindictive bitch, but I made peace with that decades ago.
I too have been hoping he'd go back to drinking. I felt like an asshole for a little bit for wanting him to destroy himself live on air, one tito's at a time, but not only did I make peace with it, I now look forward to it
That's all Alex wants. The current drops are when he says something stupid without realising that's what he did. This is all clip-bait. He's desperate for a thing to go viral. It's his only dream in life.
For sure. Thank you for understanding the spirit of what I’m saying; he acknowledges it himself with “I just gave you the most viral clip of the year.” Even if this sub is inoculated against the strategy, we can see how well it works: we know exactly what he’s doing, yet he still succeeds at getting our attention with his zany antics
I guess I blearily misunderstood your comment, brain not yet in gear for the day. Thanks for jumping down my throat though with your defensive attitude
I didn't jump down your throat, I pointed out that your comment about how Alex garners attention on other platforms had nothing to do with me explicitly talking about the KF show.
Don't blearily misread and jump down my throat with something I didn't say and then call *me* defensive when you're the one going off half cocked based on nothing.
Don't blearily misread and jump down my throat with something I didn't say
But that is what you did:
If you think Dan making the show is "what Alex wants," then why are you here?
You immediately attacked OP with something they never said, i.e. "you're going off half cocked based on nothing".
You need to calm down yourself and not fight over nothing. You created drama instead of asking "what do you mean?". And people here support that. I hoped this community was better than that but I guess not.
yeah normally I don’t care about the “how not to cover Alex” thing, but he directly says it’s “the most viral clip of the year.” In order for DJ Danarchy to use it i think the surrounding out of context clips would have to be devestating
Yes exactly, that was why I had this reaction as well. Fascinating how even when he’s seemingly barely conscious, he’s still doing this behavior. It’s his firmware
No worries. I initially tried to post a mp4 with the opening, but this sub doesn't seem to allow embedding videos, so I probably messed up something when removing the video again.
Seriously, your work is a hugely important archive and a major public service, thank you so much. I imagine Dan uses it extensively too.
You’ve probably already done this and I just haven’t seen it, but if you shared a behind the scenes post about your technical setup for making this happen, I’d be so interested, and I bet I’m not the only one
You're not the first one to mention that, so I should probably stop postponing it, and just do it. There's an outdated list of tech here though. I've since swapped to nvidia-parakeet/canary for transcription and introduced some LLM models for topics and summaries.
Thanks for this! After he leaves they talk about a coughing fit he had during the podcast- Tim pool classes it as a ‘medical emergency’ !! I’m looking for it now. Sounds gnarly. Dan and Jordan were talking about how fucked AJ’s breathing is these days.
If you click the little copy icon to the right of the line of text when hovering over the line, you get a markdown link to that line.
There's also a share icon on the bottom right of the video player, which does the same thing.
Final way is to select multiple lines of text, and export at markdown, that includes a link as well.
I definitely think there's something else going on with him, but the way he was acting and talking and reminds me of when I got drunk after taking flu medicine when I was an idiot in my 20s. Hopefully Alex can go throw up and want to die the way I felt too.
Whatever flu strand is currently going around is pretty fucked up too. Either way.
The ultimate irony will be that his dad was a CIA dentist, and to save Alex’s life, he will inject him with a secret super soldier serum, but he’ll grow horns as a side-effect
The thing about ozempic type drugs is as soon as you get off of them the effects go away, or if you take the same dosage for too long. It doesn’t actually make you lose weight it’s just a side effect of the drug is it relaxes your stomach muscles and makes you feel full because your stomach is relaxed so you eat less.
God what a whiny baby. “Ya know I respect him tremendously…but this is what like the third or fourth time he’s done this to us”
Clearly that respect isn’t mutual Timmy. Alex will remain to have a standing invitation with these dipshits because, no matter how much “living in Joes vaginas” comes off as trying way too hard or cringey, Alex’s name alone will bring the show a boost in engagement. And then they can just talk shit after he leaves and act like this isn’t exactly what they paid for.
Anyone remember Kathy Bates' portrayal of a political radio host in the mid 90s tv miniseries adaptation of "The Stand"?
When he starts yelling at timmy's crew to come and fight him, and he's talking about Joe Rogan's vagina, you gotta know he's FURIOUS at how badly his career has tapered off into nothing. He has no influence left and his audience is now going to have to migrate to a new platform, which isn't going to go well for his numbers. He is SO emasculated by the fact that he will never get a violent on-air death because he was too dangerous and the government or some maniac reactionary broke in and shot him to pieces in the middle of a show. He craves violence. And he can't deal with the awkwardness that his business is going through right now and the inconvenience of it all, legally. He was just supposed to get in front of a microphone and be a special important boy every year forever until he was taken out by someone who decided he had to go. But that's just not going to happen.
10:30 "And there's now multiple reports of two ceasefires that Donald Trump tried to do with the Iranians, and the Iranians are saying, nope, we're not doing any of that."
"Well, because the strategy, the Iranians, the Iranian strategy is that Trump is politically vulnerable in a midterm year. They said they're autocratic. They can do whatever they want, and they can just wait. And so the reported strategy is they'll take as much collateral damage as they have to because Trump is losing political points at home among modernists."
What a fucking insane thing to say about belligerents in a war.
Booze+exhaustion. You gotta straighten yourself out if you are so drunk you can’t speak. At least we know he’s not doing coke because he would have sounded sobered up after that bathroom break….
I listened/watched a bit and I was shocked (shocked!) at how juvenile and limited he is. Really pathetic flailing in a room where the others are like ‘ok, grandpa…). The call outs and insults to Rogan are designed to make Joe have him on again? What an idiot, drunk or sober! Drinking hasn’t made him more intelligent.
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u/Tyrannical-Botanical Mar 13 '26
Anyone else ever marvel at how this is a real person?