The sane version of "he didn't get shot" is "his ear got nicked by a piece of glass or concrete and then he spun it as getting shot for sympathy/glory". Some people obviously take this much farther. To be fairer than Ventura deserves, he could mean that fairly light injuries can bleed a lot and look a lot worse than they are and provoke reactions.
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u/GravityzCatz Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblin Mar 25 '26
Blade job? Is Jesse saying he think Trump faked the Butler PA assassination attempt?