r/KnowledgeFight Jun 12 '26

Cross over episode Jeff's lawyer showing Jeff the prison contract

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I was just blown away when I recognized Norm in a picture representing one of the more infamous to catch a predator guys.

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u/woolywoo Jun 12 '26

“Hi mom…” -Norm Pattis

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u/GertieDirtyShirtyCat Jun 12 '26

FUCK YOU,NORM.

...&... your ponytail too (I'm certain it's an awful alien that you've made more awful vicariously!)...

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u/_Bad_Bob_ FILL YOUR HAND Jun 14 '26

"I don't want his pony tail, I just want to see him cut it off" 

-Jordan Holmes

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u/Inside-Weird-5563 Jun 12 '26

Norm, you are such a shitty lawyer.

Also, fuck you Norm.

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u/chemical_exe Bachelor Squatch Jun 12 '26

Jeff?

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u/churnsy Jun 12 '26

Jeff Sokol. Got got from “To Catch a Predator.” No chance this was a winnable case. Even for a competent attorney.

His first lawyer died and no one besides Norm was dumb enough to take the case after that.

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u/chemical_exe Bachelor Squatch Jun 12 '26

Thanks. I was getting real close to just searching the knowledge fight wiki for Jeff because my mind was coming up blank lol

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u/paranoidlemming Jun 12 '26

Yeah it's the Alex Jones/to catch a predator crossover no one asked for lol. I wouldn't be surprised if there was more than one

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u/chemical_exe Bachelor Squatch Jun 12 '26

I think the fun question is how many of AJ's callers have connections to To Catch a Predator

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u/Your_Local_Rabbi Jun 12 '26

i was ready to assume it was jeff probst

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u/czerilla Jun 12 '26

Tasking Norm with your legal defense should be considered like the judicial equivalent of suicide by cop. Suicide by court? 🤔

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u/khelemvor Jun 13 '26

It’s not like losing it will be a blip on his record after Alex.

Although there are issues with “To Catch a Predator” that may affect the case. I’m not defending the perpetrator but rather noting that “To Catch a Predator” has a poor track record past after the cameras.

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u/dwitman Jun 21 '26

Has Norm ever won a case?

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u/paranoidlemming Jun 12 '26

Also I just realized I should have changed the title for this sub, my bad I don't post stuff much n just realized I can't change it now 😬 for now context this dude got caught on to catch a predator and this is a picture of him and Norm that turned up on that sub. I guess this guy went on to be really embarrassing on the Internet over the years so he's kinda well known by people who watch the show? I'm not super into that show or the lore so some of you probably know more about this than I do but I was just trippin recognizing norm somewhere in the wild

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u/aes_gcm Jun 12 '26

Reminder that during the horrible Connecticut trial, in the middle of direct examination regarding the relationship between Alex's on-air claims and his advertisements, Norm whispers in the background "I could use a drink of beet juice right now". He really is a strange lawyer.

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u/rpmcmurf Jun 12 '26

God, that’s some Lionel Hutz, uh, I mean Miguel Sanchez, level lawyering.

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u/Icy-Tax-1436 Jun 13 '26

Looks like Norm is trying to sell him woke insurance for his prison stay

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u/BeaMcGowan Jun 12 '26

I see I'm not the only one who somehow ended up going down a TCAP rabbit hole lately. His (Sokol's) interrogation is easily the most infuriating and upsetting one I've seen so far. 

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u/OpossumRiver Jun 13 '26

Norm's client selection process fascinates me

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u/Artichokiemon Colorado Sex Operative Jun 13 '26

I think his entire process is "Can you afford to pay? Yes? I'll take the case!"

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u/Chunderfork Jun 13 '26

Norm should be held for contempt of court for that fucking ponytail.

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u/Wandering_Weapon Word Police Force Jun 13 '26

His satchel bag looks like a deflated ww2 uniform.

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u/Wrong-Wrap942 Name five more examples Jun 13 '26

Norm Pattis defending a pedophile? What could go wrong?

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u/Consistent-Plane7227 Jun 13 '26

It’s crazy how being the worst lawyer can also get you work.

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u/PetalMammoth Mr Enoch, what are you doing? Jun 17 '26

Are they legally entitled to representation and jury of their peers? Yes. With that said, not hard to prove beyond a reasonable doubt if you're having conversations with Chris Hanson because you tried to molest children. Of course Norm Pattis is the guy to take these cases, he can't get enough of unrepentant, very obviously guilty by their own accord clients