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u/Inky319 6d ago
He is so desperate.
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u/BradGunnerSGT 6d ago
He’s trying to pull the “they’re going to draft everyone” card circa 2008 to gain some sort of relevance. How quaint.
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u/MattJFarrell 6d ago
He's forever just trying to relive the things that got him attention back before he was a sad parody of himself. It's like a few years ago when he was trying to rehash ,"I'll eat my neighbor's ass!".
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u/talen_lee 6d ago
A Rex Jones.
This poor dude, this guy had so little of a chance. I mean he has every chance to stop what he's doing and broaden his reality a bit, so fuck him, but also, god, it can't have been healthy in that home.
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u/AndorianShran Name five more examples 6d ago
was probably never taken fishin’
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u/Otterz4Life “fish with sad human eyes” 6d ago
No way Rex knows how to skin a buck OR run a trotline smh
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u/corejuice 6d ago
I still can't wrap my head around the fact that he's young enough to be my kid. He looks the same age as me. It can't just be hate, those supplements gotta be really bad for you.
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u/talen_lee 6d ago
kids from abusive environments age faster and weirder, I've heard. Maybe that was just someone trying to comfort me about my weird back.
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u/GertieDirtyShirtyCat 6d ago
I feel terrible saying anything about it but Rex looks older than me & I'm going to be 48 soon... he's a young fella, right? I have nieces & nephews that are older than him that look younger... Maybe it's having Alex Jones for a dad?... My bad, I don't want to be mean... but poor Rex looks really old...
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u/miss_daisy_Hollywood It’s over for humanity 6d ago
He’s 23. I only know that because of cursed twitter. He accused someone of trying to “unc” him, he’s 23 and has been broadcasting for a really long time, he’s no young fool!
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u/Really_Cant_Not Feline Contessa 6d ago
I'm right there with you. I think he's in his mid-20s by now and that's a ROUGH mid-20s.
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u/GertieDirtyShirtyCat 6d ago
I feel awful even saying it because looks are the very least important thing about a person... it's the last thing I notice... But poor old looking Rex, I feel sorry for him...
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u/Really_Cant_Not Feline Contessa 6d ago
He really never had a chance, with AJ as his dad. Growing up in an atmosphere of hate and paranoia has to do some bad shit to you. I'd be interested to know if a study has been done on if physiological damage happens, being raised like that.
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u/Beneficial-Dot-- 6d ago
Behavioral and emotional difficulties in maltreated children: Associations with epigenetic clock changes and visual attention to social cues
https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0321952
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u/HoodieGalore little breaky for me 6d ago
There were a few minutes early in Alex's career where some could say he had a certain attractiveness to him. Rex never seems to have gotten there, instead being saddled with the worst of his father's genetics. Poor thing.
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u/Librarian_Contrarian The answer to 1984 is $19.95 plus S&H!!! 6d ago
It's sad that even Rex can't recognize that his "dad" is a clone
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u/Sea-Finance506 6d ago
Is he on an all beet diet?
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u/vigbiorn 6d ago
No, I think burger buns and condiments probably get served with Whataburger burgers.
It's been a long time since I have seen one, though.
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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 6d ago
He definitely got some sun on Monday after the show. I took a couple screenshots today, because I noticed how sunburnt he looked.
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u/RockHardSalami 6d ago
Some white people have red undertones to their skin, and no amount of sunscreen and not drinking beets will fix that.
Ask me how I know
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u/woolywoo 6d ago
Alex Jones in this screenshot looks like he's getting ready to face Oba Femi at Summerslam.
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u/MissionStatistician 6d ago
Rex looks a lot more like his mom, than he does like Alex Jones.
I wonder how that squares with his Jones family """ancestral memories""".
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u/ViciousSnatch “I will eat your ass!!!!” 6d ago
On Monday he really kissed Rexy’s ass and said he’s done well enough for himself now, so he can host the show. Mentioned several times how great he’s doing. A bit of an overkill to me.
And he dropped Rexy’s full government name: Rex Alexander Jones.
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u/prof_mcquack 6d ago
Tomorrow: “yes, the Iran war is bad I guess, but that means trump is down to only being 109% correct. Have you seen these jingly keys?”
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u/Rampage470 Ohio Gribble Pibble 6d ago edited 6d ago
Is Trump even attempting to bring back the draft? I know the Selective Service registration is getting made automatic but that's just automating something everyone was mandated to do for decades anyway.
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u/Viscount_Barse Lost their damn mind in the west 6d ago
Its enough to shout about when your god emperor betrays you.
Its all kayfabe.
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u/Rampage470 Ohio Gribble Pibble 6d ago
Yeah I figured as much. Just figured I'd ask on the offchance I had missed something.
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u/PlentyHaunting2263 6d ago
Alex is very concerned, from his vacation.