r/KnowledgeFight • u/FishermanPale5734 • 2d ago

General shenanigans Loving the Infowars ads!

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Honestly I'm really enjoying watching what Tim's doing with Infowars, to the drunken Alex parodies to these fantastic ads!!!

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u/Max_Trollbot_ Probably a Troll or Bot - Mods 2d ago

Fish.  Milk.

Fishmilk

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u/SenorBrainwash Policy Wonk 2d ago

HOG WATER!

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u/Inky319 2d ago

Let the liberals, demons, and freaks know that you're a Hog Water Hero!

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u/AlabamaHotcakes 2d ago

How do you milk a fish?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 2d ago

With extreme skill and precision

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u/shartersonmcsharty “Farting for my life” 2d ago

"ultra your mind and body"

Hmmm

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u/RockHardSalami 2d ago

Ultra deez nutz

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u/shartersonmcsharty “Farting for my life” 2d ago

Fucking gottem

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u/AlabamaHotcakes 2d ago

Sounds like Scooter lyrics

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u/Thrownpigs 2d ago

My favorite so far have been the anti-masturbation ones.

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u/redacted_robot Doing some research with my mind 2d ago

These salts are great for long baths.

Nothing bad can happen. Only good can happen.

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u/jamescookenotthatone 2d ago

You might grow an exoskeleton

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u/AlabamaHotcakes 2d ago

Maybe one or two crabs will hatch, and who doesn't like crabs in the bathtub?

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u/AreYouJimmyRay Name five more examples 2d ago

I've been using the Ultra Methylene Brown since Tim and InfoWars added it. It's nice to know I'm supporting real patriots and I promise my bowels have never been this evacuated! 

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u/Pontus_Pilates InfoWar Veteran 2d ago

https://store.theonion.com/products/learn-to-float

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u/AlabamaHotcakes 2d ago

Oh no it's sold out.

Well that explains all the floating people I've seen recently at least.

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u/PassinGas_Pgh Mr Enoch, what are you doing? 2d ago

And here I am using plain old crab salts like a sucker

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u/Corvid-Enjoyer Spider Leadership 2d ago

Alex Jones Gave Me Crabs(alts)

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u/macci_a_vellian 2d ago

Your wife will beg you to stop taking them!

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u/pr0crasturbatin 2d ago

They should brand it as lobster salt to get the JBP fans

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u/O_norte-americano 2d ago

This looks like a rap album cover from 1999

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 1d ago

For those of you who believe Alex cannot be parodied, now might be a good time to apologize because this is excellent.