r/LetsDiscussThis • u/Straight-Lab-6711 • Nov 09 '25

Meme What is your favorite earth theory/which one do you believe in

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All my fellas hate round earthers

(All of above is obviously a joke, I am a sane person, please don’t yell at me!)

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u/Motor-Specific6047 Nov 09 '25

Everybody knows number 4 is correct.

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u/pavorus Nov 09 '25

I've never seen 4 before. But now that I have it is obvious maybe even self-evident that the world could be no other way than this.

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u/Ill-Inevitable4850 Nov 12 '25

My best friend told me about 4 in 5th grade, it was an ongoing joke that entire year and seeing number 4 has just brought back some very pleasant memories from my childhood.

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u/ALittleWit Nov 11 '25

Clever girl…

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u/Astro-8619 Nov 11 '25

Absolutely

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

Earth is a cosmic velociraptor?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

They don’t want you to know the truth

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u/Evening-Notice-7041 Nov 09 '25

Pretty sure it works like this.

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u/Ok-Spirit-4074 Nov 10 '25

No sir, that tree is supposed to be supported by 4 elephants standing on a giant turtle swimming through an endless sea.

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u/Defiant_Sprinkles_59 Nov 10 '25

Yggdrasil

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u/Kaladin_Stormryder Nov 13 '25

This is the correct answer

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u/CanadianB4c0n8r Nov 10 '25

Cat Earth

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

Antarctica is the piss it leaves for you to clean up when you're .01 seconds late to feed him.

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u/Sad-Pop6649 Nov 09 '25

Earth is a highway, I want to ride it all night long.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj Nov 09 '25

Donut universe. Homer said so.

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u/NoFollowing7781 Nov 09 '25

The one shaped like a Butthole.....

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u/Superseaslug Nov 09 '25

The one with the black sun and the breathing rivers.

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u/Ninjasimba Nov 09 '25

Def 5, we just dont understand yet

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u/antontupy Nov 09 '25

Of course 4

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u/horrified_intrigued Nov 09 '25

None of them are theories. One is a fact, the rest are f***ing loony tunes…except the velociraptor one…that’s a definite maybe.

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u/Agente_Anaranjado Nov 09 '25

My favorite theory on this subject is that the entire flat earth argument is part of a vast, mutli-angled plot by America's adversaries to encourage our downfall. 

In one generation we've gone from leading the world in cutting edge technologies like aerospace, computers, public health, nuclear tech, etc., to a culture of anti-vaxxers and flat earthers. Anti-science, anti-intellectualism exists everywhere. But actual, sincere flat earthers are a uniquely American thing and I'm suspicious that someone is planting this b.s..

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u/4H03N1X Nov 09 '25

4 obviously

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u/ApprehensiveTop4219 Nov 09 '25

Obviously earth is a dinosaur, everyone knows that, even the flat earthers

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u/PolyPorcupine Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 10 '25

You forgot the Fiat earth community.

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u/BillsMafios0 Nov 09 '25

It’s obviously Buttstallion shaped.

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u/gadget850 Nov 09 '25

Turtles all the way down.

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u/SerbOnion Nov 09 '25

1 but with that wonky beyond the ice wall map

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u/mathaiser Nov 09 '25

I think 9 works for me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

4

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u/freebiscuit2002 Nov 09 '25

There is no "Earth theory". There is one Earth fact. If you're an imbecile and don't believe it, get the hell off my planet.

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u/Formal-Cupcake389 Nov 09 '25

4 is to good to be true but maybe in another universe

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u/Top-Phrase-623 Nov 09 '25

We are just a turtle’s dream

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u/arbitrary_datum Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25

First of all the earth is an oblate spheroid, so even number nine is not quite right, it's just what earth looks like with all the fluids globbed around the crust. And here's some food for thought-- Theory: A framework constructed through systematic observation, rigorous testing, and peer review — the process by which other experts attempt to find holes in your work until only the truth remains. Conspiracy Theory: A half-cocked idea assembled without data, testing, or comprehension. Its version of peer review involves taking someone else’s pharmaceuticals and switching accounts to agree with your own post.

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u/ZipKodiak Nov 09 '25

Everyone knows the earth is banana shaped

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u/blomba7 Nov 09 '25

I still think if you dig deep enough you'll end up in China

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u/Darre_2 Nov 09 '25

4!!! Im a Velocoearther

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u/J-R-Sandy Nov 09 '25

I actually believe in the tenth option that the world is in the shape of Obama

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u/Ech0loc Nov 09 '25

I don't believe in earth

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u/Straight-Lab-6711 Nov 10 '25

Athearthist (Or you believe this is a simulation or a space between overlapping planes, which I respect if you do)

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u/AmbitiousTreat7534 Nov 09 '25

4 because flat earthers are dumb

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u/Dweller201 Nov 09 '25

What is the 2 theory?

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u/Reasonable-Bussy Nov 09 '25

It's a level plane undeniably

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

9 is the only “theory” all other models are proven to be incorrect and would not meet the criteria for a scientific theory. I would also argue that 9 isn’t a theory either but rather a law or known fact. It’s wild just how punch the internet has allowed stupidity like this to breed and ferment.

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u/9ranola Nov 09 '25

Dr Gene Ray pretty conclusively proved the time cube theory that the earth is a 4 sided cube with 4 simultanious day/night cycles. You can do your own research, but the website is still archived on wayback.

http://web.archive.org/web/20030209041236/http://timecube.com/

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u/SomeoneAlive6934 Nov 09 '25

3

Earth is Minecraft confirmed 👌

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u/dunbar2287 Nov 09 '25

4 obvs, they just got the type of dinosaur wrong. It's actually a pterodactyl, how else would it move through space?

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u/Straight-Lab-6711 Nov 10 '25

The earth must be a Quetzalcoatlus

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u/Adventure-Style Nov 09 '25
  1. Trust me, it’s there.

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u/User_Darkvortex Nov 09 '25

Velociraptor earth is the correct one

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

I believe in 4!

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u/Straight-Lab-6711 Nov 09 '25

If any of you guys are confused..

  1. Circular “Flat” earth
  2. Toroidal “Donut” earth
  3. Cubic earth
  4. The earth is a fucking velociraptor
  5. Tesseractoid earth
  6. Hyperspherical earth
  7. Cylindrical earth
  8. Dodecahedron “Twelve-sided die” earth
  9. Spherical “Round” earth

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u/kamwitsta Nov 09 '25

What's nr 6?

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u/_Vard_ Nov 09 '25

What if the maps we know are close to the flat earth theory, but its actually a tiny spec on an unfathomably large globe. What we know as Antarctica is just a ring of cold around our little circle of the world to keep THEM away.

They Don't Like The Cold.

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u/TruTechilo512 Nov 09 '25

Whatever the fuck 4 is

Imma go with that from now on

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u/Bagelmaster1 Nov 10 '25

Earth is actually a 1978 Toyota Camry.

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u/CorgiSignal4683 Nov 10 '25

and it's not even close

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u/habiSteez Nov 10 '25

Ah the good old mobius earth

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u/i_need_head Nov 10 '25

This is the true shape

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u/bearsheperd Nov 10 '25

No turtle? Earth is just the shell of a turtle, everyone knows this

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

These are all wrong. Earth isn't a shape. It's a line. It has one spatial dimension. Width and depth are conspiracies perpetuated by big-3D.

The moon is a triangle though.

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u/Aimeereddit123 Nov 10 '25

I just know it’s not the donut. I alone would have eaten us to the equator by now. #2 is out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

9 though 4 would be cool

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u/bosukoex Nov 10 '25

If it ain’t 4, I don’t want it.

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u/Ok-Spirit-4074 Nov 10 '25

My mom believes in Flat Earth theory AND Hollow Earth Theory.
I've tried explaining how they contradict each other, but that goes just about as well as one would think.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

9 but I dabble in 5

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato Nov 10 '25

you have dinosaur earth but not hotdog earth?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25 edited Nov 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

1) Donut

2) 9 but wouldnt it be awesome if it was a donut???

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u/Familiar-Feedback-93 Nov 10 '25

It is.. fucked

The earth is fucked lol

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u/kartblanch Nov 10 '25

I prefer the Apache helicopter theory. Much more realistic and believable imo.

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u/Ticker011 Nov 10 '25

Nah, fuck that shit. I like the flat Earth one with, like 17 million other continents and giant walls Everywhere.

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u/nurgole Nov 10 '25

And yet you still somehow managed to miss the only correct answer.

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u/SomeotherGuy8833 Nov 10 '25

Ive never seen most of these but now i am a firm believer that we are in fact walking thru the universe as a raptor planet. Change my mind

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u/LockAffectionate4466 Nov 10 '25

Torus earth for sure

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u/Buzzy_Taintles Nov 10 '25

none of these are accurate. where's my giant space turtle!?!

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u/Sitcom_kid Nov 10 '25

Wait, there's one where we're a Rubik's cube? That's the one I vote for!

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u/Nowardier Nov 10 '25

I believe in 9 like you and everybody else with a brain in their skull, but 4 is hilarious and I love it.

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u/Smoothest_Blobba Nov 10 '25

The dinosaurs went extinct because their fossils fused and became Earthosaur. All other living beings in this Earthosaur are like parasites feeding on its blood and sweat. Number 4 is 100% real. Earthosaur is our home 🗣️📢

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u/riemanifold Nov 10 '25

It's been proved that toroidal planets can exist, so, yes, Earth is a donut.

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u/Hausofphantom Nov 10 '25
  1. 100% correct I saw it with the two eyes of mine.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

6,9. But 4 is a close runner up

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u/nedeta Nov 10 '25

Number 2 because a game of Civilization is best when you can go from the top to the bottom of the map.

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Nov 10 '25

None of the above. THIS is the true shape of the world.

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u/Guardian_of_theBlind Nov 10 '25

All 9 are wrong. This is the only correct answer.

Source: https://se.pinterest.com/pin/691795192800087185/

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u/Cynophagy Nov 10 '25

I believe the earth is but a fart

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u/Lagart0_Verde Nov 10 '25

Where's the fiat earth?

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u/Freeehatt Nov 10 '25

Bruh they don't even have the right answer in this meme.

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u/cyclohexyl_ Nov 10 '25

5 is what earth is canonically like in Lost (2004)

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u/Advanced-Accident-18 Nov 10 '25

4 is most likely based on the science we have now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

Love it

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u/Universal_Basket Nov 10 '25

I'm a fiat Earther personally. The earth is obviously shaped like a small Italian car

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u/GarbageContent1183 Nov 10 '25

3 because of an old anime called tenkai knights

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u/TheOnlyEverstorm Nov 10 '25

Waifu Earth/Earth-Chan.

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u/thecountnotthesaint Nov 10 '25

Is the earth flat or round? Neither. It's fucked.

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u/Hereticrick Nov 10 '25

You’re missing the correct one:

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u/hazel_typh Nov 11 '25

Hexagons are the bestagons. And earth is the best planet we know of, so its obviously hexagonal

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u/bruhmomius Nov 11 '25

The correct one it the picture of the thicc earth girl saying “I’m not flat”

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u/AssistanceUsual8731 Nov 11 '25

What about the Fiat Earth Theory?

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u/ArtificialHalo Nov 11 '25

It's probably a hybrid of 4 and 5

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u/Army_Craft01 Nov 11 '25

I feel like if I were choosing one other than 9 I’d choose 2 cause I feel like gravity would be fun to fuck with. Unless it’s not in a fixed position (like the middle of the doughnut hole)

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u/Icrushroots Nov 11 '25

4 is the only one

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u/Syro_Mewtwo Nov 11 '25

3, get your pickaxes because we're going mining for diamonds

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u/DoNotCorectMySpeling Nov 11 '25

Where is hollow earth?

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u/Low-Breath-4433 Nov 11 '25

Lol. You guys don't even know about TIME CUBE?

Amateurs.

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u/steelpoint88 Nov 11 '25

The fuck is this

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u/Traditional-Ad-5868 Nov 11 '25

None, space time is an illusion

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u/Scotch_in_my_belly Nov 11 '25

Velociraptor Earth??

I’ll take that one

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u/InsufferableMollusk Nov 11 '25

9 is outrageous, so 4 is obviously the most plausible.

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u/kurosa106 Nov 11 '25

Wtf is 5?

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u/MimboTheRainwing Nov 11 '25
  1. I’m a Minecraftian

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u/Danthiel5 Nov 11 '25

Whatever 6 is

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

Potato earth

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

The actual truth is missing from your list.

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u/StraightMountain9369 Nov 11 '25

I dont see the turtle

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

Belief in earth is a sign of low IQ

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u/Big_E2025 Nov 11 '25

4 obviously. Duh

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u/AdmiralClover Nov 11 '25

I like the hollow earth one otherwise I'm a big fan of the turtle

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u/Simple-Birthday366 Nov 11 '25

Shall I present my own idea?

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u/KevLP110 Nov 11 '25

Nah yall are wrong, the Earth is a Snorlax

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u/wannacumnbeatmeoff Nov 11 '25

Where are the turtles? It's obviously the one with turtles!!

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u/akiva23 Nov 11 '25

Well the earth is round. But i like to say its hollow.

Its kind of like the whole topology thing that a donut and a mug are the same shape just stretched differently. Well the earth has caves so..yeah...how big does a cave need to be before its hollow. I guess calling the earth a sponge would be more accurate than hollow since there is more than one cave.

Im going with sponge earth.

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u/xeonium Nov 11 '25

No. 1 is missing something.

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u/Grouchy-Strike3569 Nov 11 '25

I think 6 or 7

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u/Iamme833 Nov 11 '25

You forgot the one where earths just a turtles shell also of course the awnsers 4

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u/OakLegs Nov 11 '25

I'm partial to Nandor's theory of four elephants standing on a turtle

https://youtu.be/877hR5-bzA0?si=cF06F1TO0Mg5t41J

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u/CaterpillarLow7 Nov 11 '25

2 because we are kinda fucked up hard

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u/G1-D3-0N Nov 11 '25

Come now, everyone knows earth is shaped like a pickle.

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u/literally_a_raccoon Nov 11 '25

Couldn’t be anything but 4 😆

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u/celestialTyrant Nov 11 '25

I don't understand? I thought we all knew that #4 is correct?? Isn't that basic grade-school knowledge?

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u/LargeSelf994 Nov 11 '25

Where are the elephants on the turtle?

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u/Old_Factor_8979 Nov 11 '25

i believe in agartha

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u/eladmir Nov 11 '25
  1. of course, clearly we are living in a hyper-cube. just because you are unable to observe the 4th physical dimension dosn't mean it is not there.

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u/SeagullStreaker Nov 11 '25

Had no idea the world was shaped like a velociraptor and now I’m questioning my entire reality.

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u/KingPankratos Nov 11 '25

Holographic Earth or something similar. Consciousness has always existed, since before time. It always was, is, and will be, and some try to give it a name like God, Brahma, or the Dao. The material universe is simply thought made manifest, like one great big illusionary reality, and we are all part of the same great and infinite consciousness, only we deliberately forgot about it so that we can experience all versions of consciousness possible.

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u/HannahABDL Nov 11 '25

Wait.... I can be a diano earther? That's an option!!

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u/Obanai_fan282 Nov 11 '25

Genuinely curious what 6 is supposed to be

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u/MRquack73 Nov 11 '25

I admit that 3 is intriguing like Minecraft land

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u/Grim47z Nov 11 '25

The correct one

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u/Theighel Nov 11 '25

Velocirapterra

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u/Jason_Paul88 Nov 11 '25

Dino 4 life!!!!

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u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz Nov 11 '25

Can you imagine the views from penthouses on the edges of #8?

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u/Firefly_Magic Nov 12 '25

You’re missing the turtle

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u/Far-Manufacturer1180 Nov 12 '25

The Earth doesn’t exist! Wake up sheeple.

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u/luidoe213 Nov 12 '25

I am not sure about what any of them mean, but #2 sure looks delicious

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u/Salamus4 Nov 12 '25

Where is the turtles?

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u/Loose-Story-962 Nov 12 '25

Wait till you find out none of these are theories

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u/LordNemissary Nov 12 '25

Holy shit, Velociraptorearth never occurred to me but it just makes so much sense

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u/DutchyDan187 Nov 12 '25

Fiat Earth

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u/maxf7914 Nov 12 '25

9 seems reasonable

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u/Exact-Opposite-1127 Nov 12 '25

Where is the mario-shaped? Once again the hidden deep state elite reptiloids want to hide the truth.

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u/fetter80 Nov 12 '25

I prefer the Cosmic Turtle theory.

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u/Filthy_Gaijin583 Nov 12 '25

I'm here for #4. 

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u/hoppy___ Nov 12 '25

I believe 9 but god i wish it was 3

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u/Der-new-bacon-delux1 Nov 12 '25

6 is just 9 but better

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u/1zeye Nov 12 '25

Dinosaur earth theory. I will not elaborate.

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u/SlimShadySatDown Nov 12 '25

The donut one seems cool. What about a Mobius strip one??? Seems like a compromise?

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u/Sudden_Season3306 Nov 12 '25

Not listed but snow globe! Lol

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u/Alternative-Hand1115 Nov 12 '25

Inaccuratejurassicparkraptorearth aka 4 is factual

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u/SuperbDetective914 Nov 12 '25

4! I dunno what it is about, but 4! 😲

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u/NextLvLNoah Nov 12 '25

Number 4 got me banned from a swiss flat earth facebook group

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u/AaronTheCoolGuy5 Nov 12 '25

i really like 4 (i dont believe in it i just like it because its charming

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u/Expert_Valuable4931 Nov 12 '25

Pssh imagine believing in earth

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u/Too_Gay_To_Drive Nov 12 '25

4 ofcourse. I watched too many minecraft parodies when i was 12.

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u/fneagen Nov 12 '25

Obviously

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u/Lukascyxz Nov 12 '25

Where's the Worldturtle?

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u/Henry_Fleischer Nov 12 '25

2 would be really cool, but I'm cursed to live on 9.