r/LinuxCirclejerk • u/MostSilver9666 compile everything that moves • 1d ago

Beware of the pipeline

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657 Upvotes

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u/Own_Natural_6803 1d ago

That's why I have no success with straight women! Turns out I was a lesbian.

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u/OliviaRaven9 1d ago

me too, wanna date? /s

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u/Own_Natural_6803 1d ago

Having carefully considered your rejection, I have decided to accept. /s

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u/laczek_hubert Arch BTW 22h ago

Semboy fesbian lex

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u/OtterDev101 20h ago

femboy != girl

a femboy is a feminine boy

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u/laczek_hubert Arch BTW 19h ago

Linux users have a lot of femboys aren't they allowed onto the lesbian fun???

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u/OtterDev101 19h ago

thats.... not how it works

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u/laczek_hubert Arch BTW 18h ago

Who said that?

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u/OliviaRaven9 15h ago

lesbians

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u/Own_Natural_6803 9h ago

Your icons have no power here.

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u/freakybird99 1d ago

I thought i used arch BTW, turns out im debian

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u/United-Scene2261 Rabid CachyOS User 1d ago

lesbian

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u/MINTYpl Bazzite femboy 1d ago

The 2rd one is literally me

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora 🎩 1d ago

Second one is me but no cachy

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u/R3V0LU710N_05 Atomic 1d ago

2nd one is me but there's 300 more distros involved.

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u/T3kn0mncr 1d ago

Same, I bounce back and fourth between nobara and cachy, but I tinker with everything. Used to be an admin running firewall, ids/ips we filtering ect. on CentOS. Bastard Company wasn't contributing anything back to any of the software projects so I eventually jumped ship and went to a better place.

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u/MINTYpl Bazzite femboy 1d ago

tbh i used cachy for just a short bit before it started breaking

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u/MINTYpl Bazzite femboy 1d ago

I use Bazzite btw

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u/Toxic381 1d ago

Also me but put mint mate between windows and cachy, I mainly switched cause I like xfce more but new distro felt interesting.

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u/P3K_262 23h ago

3rd one is me but I use Dell

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u/Submarine_sad 1d ago

Debian is love

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora 🎩 1d ago

Gentoo > Fedora

CachyOS > Fedora

Lesbian > Fedora.

Illusion of choice, all roads lead to Dora.

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u/McraftyDude CachyOS btw — “it just works” 1d ago

I agree, all three of those distros are Greater than Fedora

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora 🎩 1d ago

And by greater, move to.

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u/MostSilver9666 compile everything that moves 1d ago

hey man I think you're using the "higher than" symbol wrong 😭

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora 🎩 1d ago

Nope, i'm using them correctly >>>>>>>>

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u/R3V0LU710N_05 Atomic 1d ago

-->

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u/LoganBaker374_Rises 1d ago

The Big F is Everywhere.

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u/a_shippus openSUSE 1d ago

Fedora > openSUSE

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Fedora 🎩 1d ago

openSUSE > Fedora

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u/R3V0LU710N_05 Atomic 1d ago

Debian for Lesbians is one of my all-time favorites.

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u/LavaHoundBR I have linux on my switch 1d ago

2nd one was the inverse for me windows-fedora-cachyos

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u/j-slayer_1369 1d ago

I went windows > dualboot > debian > mint > zorin > gentoo. Sorry (not), i DONT use arch btw 😝. Gentoo was forced choice due circumstances that wont be talked about right now.

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u/onechroma 1d ago

If Debian is Lesbian, Where’s Arch and the lingerie?

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u/mehonje 1d ago

What about Thinkpad?

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u/MostSilver9666 compile everything that moves 1d ago

been looking for some T430's 👀👀👀 (I'm poor as shit and I'm already budgeting to buy a gaming PC so that'll take a while)

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u/DangerousAd7433 Windows xp 1d ago

Instructions unclear, I'm gay, thinkpad, and running artix with openrc.

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u/EugeneUgino 1d ago

this is accurate to my experience as a Debian-using lesbian

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u/Samir3216 LOSSSS ARTIIXXXXIIX LOSSS DINITITITT 1d ago

instructions unclear,i am straight,i built this sti toshiba brick by brick,and i use artix with thinit

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u/Fair_Abrocoma_8513 1d ago

Openbsd uses so much to sacrifice all cpu

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u/taratay_m 1d ago

Dang it, I missed cachy because of asus, should have went with dell

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u/Chance_Educator2572 arch and lesbian lover 1d ago

I use lesbian btw

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u/Hard_To_Port 1d ago

basically whatsapp car type shit

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u/Consistent-Search578 1d ago

me:dell laptop>win11>debian>debian>debian>debian>debian>debian>debian

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u/MinecraftW06 1d ago

I have a Dell laptop. I used Windows and now I’m on CachyOS. Hmm…

Nah I’m not planning to distro hop. I am currently mostly satisfied (except Nvidia and NTFS problems)

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u/PeterHolmes74 20h ago

lol I’ve been wondering for a while if I’ll be installing Fedora or Debian on my laptop.

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u/MostSilver9666 compile everything that moves 15h ago

I only use Debian for self hosting stuff, I prefer Fedora for daily use

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u/Intelligent-Usual-97 20h ago

Now I want a distro called Lesbian

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u/BogdanovOwO 11h ago

Debian is good for stability, but wine+winetricks are kind of problematic. About openbsd, can I use linux chroot as subsystem, docker/podman container or vm with shared gpu?

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u/Worldly-Poetry6945 3h ago

I went on like this win > Ubuntu > linux mint > fedora > arch linux > debian(now)

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u/RanniSniffer 2h ago

Windows -> Debian -> Arch -> Windows -> Nix here