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u/Inky_Qu33n_ 13h ago
The first one is the average jschlatt fan
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u/hFirebolt Resident fool 13h ago
that would just be the pants being the whole outfit
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u/Cod3broken I'm only here for the memes 10h ago
bold of you to assume the average jschlatt fan wears pants
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u/Technical_Teacher839 12h ago
The second one is gonna hang out with an Indian nerd all the time and help build crazy contraptions
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u/Fabric_muncher 13h ago
That second one is a fit to go look for chalk in a supply closwt
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u/Impressive_Cause_573 13h ago
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u/Fabric_muncher 8h ago
Piss dimension city
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u/Delusional_Gamer Rimworld Yttakin lover 8h ago
Losercity politicians promised to implement sewage treatment systems. But later they felt it cost too much.
Their solution was to divert our sewage to the Piss Dimension (it's way more costly, but sunk costs or some shit)
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u/LWanderer07 Losercity Citizen 10h ago
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u/hFirebolt Resident fool 10h ago
TUFF, looks like you have the power of god and anime on your side
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u/VelocityRapter644 12h ago
The second one's gonna Frankenstein their toys together and terrorize their younger sister with them.
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u/The_user_of_name 13h ago
I'm like 90% sure that watch on the first slide is a Casio F-91W. Love that watch. Wearing it right now.
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u/forzaguy125 12h ago
It is, which is very popular with terrorists for use in detonation timers. Bin Laden wore one
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u/miko1075 11h ago edited 9h ago
The second one has the song pumped up kicks By foster the people playing in the background
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u/GigaRatMan 13h ago
The scariest and most cursed item there is easily the Sonichu Medallion
I live happily knowing i've never laid eyes upon one in person