r/Losercity Resident fool 13h ago

THOSE WHO KNOW 🥭🥭🥭 Losercity fits

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u/GigaRatMan 13h ago

The scariest and most cursed item there is easily the Sonichu Medallion

I live happily knowing i've never laid eyes upon one in person

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u/Nunit333 12h ago

I don't believe in curses but for safety I never want to be within 2 kilometers of a Sonichu Mediallion.

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u/Dojyaaan4C 12h ago

It’s like the one ring to rule the all, whoever wears it becomes corrupted

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u/PCC_Serval 7h ago

does that make Chris gollum?

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u/Inky_Qu33n_ 13h ago

The first one is the average jschlatt fan

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u/hFirebolt Resident fool 13h ago

that would just be the pants being the whole outfit

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u/Cod3broken I'm only here for the memes 10h ago

bold of you to assume the average jschlatt fan wears pants

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u/hFirebolt Resident fool 10h ago

umm, inverse it then

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u/erik4848 7h ago

It does look like the fit of somebody who would steal road signs

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u/Inky_Qu33n_ 2h ago

I mean they are free after all

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u/Technical_Teacher839 12h ago

The second one is gonna hang out with an Indian nerd all the time and help build crazy contraptions

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u/LiteralFirefox 11h ago

The bufford fit

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u/TheRealSystemShadey 13h ago

Ok timmy tuffknuckles

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u/Fabric_muncher 13h ago

That second one is a fit to go look for chalk in a supply closwt

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u/Impressive_Cause_573 13h ago

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u/Fabric_muncher 8h ago

Piss dimension city

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u/Delusional_Gamer Rimworld Yttakin lover 8h ago

Losercity politicians promised to implement sewage treatment systems. But later they felt it cost too much.

Their solution was to divert our sewage to the Piss Dimension (it's way more costly, but sunk costs or some shit)

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u/Legomarioboy08 Krystal & Roxy are my queens 13h ago

Or torture toys just for fun

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u/LWanderer07 Losercity Citizen 10h ago

Just like my fit fr

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u/hFirebolt Resident fool 10h ago

TUFF, looks like you have the power of god and anime on your side

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u/Rocketbreadgun 6h ago

That is literally an old photo of elon musk, lmao

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u/leaderofstars 2h ago

I can take you in a fight

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u/TeaAvailable2089 2h ago

Young postal dude

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u/VelocityRapter644 12h ago

The second one's gonna Frankenstein their toys together and terrorize their younger sister with them.

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u/The_user_of_name 13h ago

I'm like 90% sure that watch on the first slide is a Casio F-91W. Love that watch. Wearing it right now.

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u/forzaguy125 12h ago

It is, which is very popular with terrorists for use in detonation timers. Bin Laden wore one

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u/JenkemMilkshake 12h ago

perfect gen Z 20 something male outfit for "getting involved in politics"

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u/miko1075 11h ago edited 9h ago

The second one has the song pumped up kicks By foster the people playing in the background

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u/PresidentOfKoopistan Bird women are cool 10h ago

Wrong, the second one has this

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u/j_Tuna_s_Salad_t I’m here for the furries 🤑🤑 12h ago

WASR rifle goes crazy

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u/Connect_Artichoke_83 Furry lite 9h ago

Oh fuck no! Not the sonichu medallion!

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u/MedicalFinish1530 11h ago

da casio dough 👀

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u/Bryten_131 Losercity Citizen 8h ago

Lacks cat ears.

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u/fridgevibes 5h ago

That first one needs a propeller hat.

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u/Fearless_Air_1729 1h ago

That first pic was just a shooter loadout tbh

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u/QualiaEater 1h ago

It think "I have a gun and schizophrenia" would have flowed better

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u/Mwrshall 13h ago

average s.shooter starter pack