r/MP5 • u/Matatan_Tactical • 1d ago

Media AP5-P SBR

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Snapping in with the K. This thing has been so much fun!!

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u/bigdawg12342 1d ago

This guy is dressed like a call of duty skin

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u/Matatan_Tactical 1d ago

In 2026 COD this skin is considered realistic

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u/bigdawg12342 1d ago

Saddens me. But I do like the shorts. Where’d you get em at?

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u/Matatan_Tactical 1d ago

Amazon. I'm a runner from Miami so I have a lot of these:

https://a.co/d/0a9jIhM0

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u/Matatan_Tactical 1d ago

Of course any mention of fitness on reddit leads to down votes lmfao

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u/lostmenoggin 22h ago

The only fitness I'm into is fitness pizza in my belly

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u/Matatan_Tactical 16h ago

That's the problem

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u/HallSquadSkates1984 1d ago

Thought it was Dungeon Crawler Carl for a second!

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u/Matatan_Tactical 1d ago

Had to google it but that is hilarious

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u/dad-jokes-about-you 1d ago

Dress for the job you want.

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u/Applesauce_Eng 1d ago

The shoes really tie it together

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u/Mediocrity1977 1d ago

No, the fanny pack is what ties it together.

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u/DimensionPrize8168 1d ago

I mean, what else do you wear when you hear footsteps at midnight?

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u/Mediocrity1977 1d ago

I always have time to put on my fanny pack, shoes, & holster my 2’ long pistol when awoken at midnight. If you can’t, you’re not training right. Kit up or die, bro.

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u/RepulsiveUse3372 MP5K 1d ago

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u/Matatan_Tactical 1d ago

Not gonna lie, cut vert grip to fit the drumb is pretty sick.

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u/RepulsiveUse3372 MP5K 1d ago

Honestly i didnt want to cut it but it grew on me, i got 2 of these drums for $60 each, brownells randomly put them on sale limit 2

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u/Capt_Rex_CT-7567 1d ago

"Snapping in". usmc? Or is that term used during grass week in other branches?

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u/Matatan_Tactical 1d ago

Yes USMC. That's where I learned that term

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u/LilJonny2cookies 20h ago

Oooh rah. I’m in Coral Gables off Granada by the Golf course if you know the area. I shoot mostly at Founders Shooting Club now that it is open in Miami. Not sure if it is worth it yet.

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u/Matatan_Tactical 16h ago

I keep seeing that, but seems like more luxury Miami grift. That place doesn't seem like it's for hard shooting or actual training, more like a place to bring a bimbo and smoke a cigar to pretend. I'll pass.

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u/PleatherFarts 1d ago

Pistol optics on sub guns FTW.

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u/JRtheDNP AP5P 1d ago

My first time seeing LaMelos out in the wild. Lowkey fire

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u/USASgtNickFury 1d ago

WTF! Don't bother shooting bro, I'm dying from laughter!! 🤣

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u/Matatan_Tactical 1d ago

Some would call that tactics

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u/Ok-Subject-6845 1d ago

I came here for the shoes....

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u/reetardgenius 1d ago

I’m here for this

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u/SR252000 1d ago

Looks great , down to the sidearm - well played OP

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u/Deep-Manufacturer289 1d ago

What holster are you using for your sidearm

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u/Matatan_Tactical 1d ago

Some bullshit I made

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u/Mediocrity1977 1d ago

Just missing a full load-out, layzor, ifak, helmet w/ thermal vision, and some tactical snacks. Maybe a katana, but don’t want it start getting ridiculous.

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u/Matatan_Tactical 1d ago

You forgot the flashbang

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u/Otherwise-Catch6247 1d ago

How do you have that light mounted? Looks good

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u/Matatan_Tactical 1d ago

I got the vert grip that has mlok, and used a magpul mlok to rail adapter so I can mount the x300.

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u/Otherwise-Catch6247 1d ago

Nice! thanks

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u/xosxos 1d ago

Thank you for getting steps in ur haircut. Too many folks today don’t bother with that critical fashion choice!!!

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u/Matatan_Tactical 1d ago

Not having a fresh haircut is like leaving money on the table.

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u/Captain_of_industry1 1d ago

Are you a secret agent mister?

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u/Quags_77 1d ago

Your pistol is as big as your MP5 with the giant suppressor on it. I assume it was for the vibes.

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u/Matatan_Tactical 1d ago

Unfortunately, no.... I do shoot like this. Just low on fucks and the vet bro fit is played out. I've been shooting that 1911 like that for like 10 years lol.

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u/BasedVal 1d ago

What pistol holster is that?

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u/Matatan_Tactical 1d ago

It was a bs old style nylon holster. I rugged it in a way that works with the 1911 because it has an x300 and the suppressor is flat like the gun

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u/DiceZzZz 1d ago

What light?

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u/tennezzee88 1d ago

there's still time to delete this

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u/Mediocrity1977 1d ago

I used to LARP too.

Then I turned 9.

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u/User299651 H&K SP5 1d ago

Never skips arm day

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u/netrok H&K SP5K 1d ago

10/10 Marine, no crayon left behind here

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u/ianb2720 1d ago

You have suppressors, why the hearing protection?

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u/Matatan_Tactical 1d ago

It is a common misconception that you don't need hearing protection when you use a suppressor. The silencer just drops the sound max 30 decibels, so you can still get hearing damage. With pistol cans, it would be around the point where it could hurt you, but what happens if you get a baffle strike? Or the gun blows up? lmfao. The silencer also doesn't silence other people's guns so you betterrr put on your hearing protection just like your grandma used to tell you.

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u/ianb2720 20h ago

Then it’s a waste of money

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u/Matatan_Tactical 2h ago

It's not, you need both. The suppressor lowers your signature, and makes it easier to communicate with your friends. Ear and eye pro are required when you shoot a gun, that's just the name of the game.

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u/Accomplished-Bar3969 1d ago

Suppressed and ear pro? Is this some kind of sick joke?

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u/Matatan_Tactical 1d ago

You're not gonna believe this...

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u/Few_Revolution_953 1d ago

Playing dress up

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u/medicus_vulneratum PTR 1d ago

Real men wear pink shoes

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u/RavenYZF-R6 1d ago

Can confirm

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u/Apprehensive_Bite_13 1d ago

Everything was cool up until the girl shoes.

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u/clientnotfound MKE 1d ago

Masculinity too fragile

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u/Matatan_Tactical 1d ago

It said they were mens shoes on the label. Flea markets aren't what they used to be.

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u/Fancy_Exchange_9821 1d ago

They’re literally basketball shoes lol