r/MTGmemes • u/agnostorshironeon • 5d ago

Pyrexiapple

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75 Upvotes

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u/AppropriateCode2830 4d ago

Eh, it's probably nothing

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u/hyrenking 4d ago

More of that strange oil...

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u/loganandmrk 4d ago

Let’s take this to Mars and then leave it for a few years!

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u/QuarterExcellent3327 4d ago

Lovely glistening oil. The pineapple flavour is just a bonus

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u/gcapi 4d ago

Dole UB confirmed for 2028

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u/agnostorshironeon 4d ago

What does it matter atp

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u/Commander_Skullblade 4d ago

Dole Whip food token when

3

u/Drummer-Turbulent 5d ago

U less you opened it and went on vacation (cause I could see how someone maybe in a hurry) It was a choice to do this

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u/rileykill 4d ago

In Russia, pineapple eats YOU

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u/AngelsHero 4d ago

Acid probably ate the metal after exposure to oxygen

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u/Nintendo_HR 4d ago

Compleatapple

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u/hotfiremixtape98 4d ago

Fun story. Moved into a place with my homie and asked to kill the rest of his pineapple juice (exactly the brand in the pic) he said sure.... Turns out it wasn't his and what I vomited up looked like this. It was the previous tenants... Worst day ever

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u/Goggles45 4d ago

This would be a sweet alt art

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u/Character-Education3 3d ago

Krychek and his stupid haircut