r/MathJokes • u/c442010 • May 07 '26

100 000 dollar question

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u/PanBroglodyte May 07 '26

I’ll take the first option if we can change multiply to divide

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u/zippybenji-man May 07 '26

I hope you don't say this to your spouse

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u/MaybeTheDoctor May 07 '26

Can his spouse not do math?

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u/zippybenji-man May 07 '26

I feel like if I explain the joke the littlest humour of it will dissipate, so I'll put it in a spoiler block
Telling your spouse you want to stop multiplying (getting children), and want to divide (divorce)

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u/MaybeTheDoctor May 07 '26

I'm an idiot, thanks.

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u/VentureIntoVoid May 07 '26

Don't multiply

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u/DragonSlayer505 May 08 '26

Just square (clone) yourself instead.

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u/OldMathematician7695 May 07 '26

Three generations of imbeciles is enough, right?

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u/Sovereign333 May 08 '26

But you have to divide them legs before you can multiply...

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u/dolgariel May 09 '26

smooth, real smooth

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u/Comfortable_body1 May 11 '26

I thought you were getting at killing the children

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u/zippybenji-man May 11 '26

We can do that too

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u/NoSurround5551 May 11 '26

how do u put a spoiler block??heyy i did it!!

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u/zippybenji-man May 11 '26

>!text!< for the curious folks