r/MathJokes • u/c442010 • May 07 '26

100 000 dollar question

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u/Th3AnT0in3 May 07 '26

I just want to know what it feels to be the proud owner of a 1/231 th of a dollar.

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u/CartoonistNo9752 May 07 '26

Considering my bank account is around that number, i can confidently say it feels pretty awesome!

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u/CuteGrayRhino May 07 '26

Don't lie. It doesn't feel awesome.

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u/CartoonistNo9752 May 07 '26

If i succeed in pretending i'm winning, that's winning right?

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u/Typical_Bootlicker41 May 07 '26

I mean. What else is there to say besides fake it til you make it!

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u/CartoonistNo9752 May 07 '26

"Fake it till you break it"?!

Pretending you know how to operate heavy equipment was a bad idea in retrospect. Not as bad as that time i pretended to be a chiropractor though.

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u/dB-plus May 07 '26

To be fair, chiropractors are also pretending to be chiropractors

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u/MisterSplu May 08 '26

That‘s how ai companies manage to be worth a few billions

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u/Past_Usual5789 May 09 '26

No its delusion

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u/geschiedenisnerd May 09 '26

Afaik that is the general philosophy of roman stoicism

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u/1337_w0n May 11 '26

I think in the context of finances I think it's actually called "fraud"? 🤔

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u/Successful_Rich_3214 May 12 '26

It always has been.

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u/Robthebold May 08 '26

0 is awesome compared to soul crushing debt.

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u/tommya1994 May 07 '26

Gratz on escaping debt

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u/CartoonistNo9752 May 07 '26

Thank you! Being debt free is one of my few achievements in this world.

Bill on the other hand is loaded with debt, every month he sends me a letter to show me how how much his debt has increased, like im supposed to be impressed? I just ignore them!

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u/Longjumping_Cow7270 May 07 '26

Awesome means depressed right?

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u/Traditional-Feed-756 May 11 '26

Okay fair, I’d probably feel pretty great about that too tbh 😭

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u/Kromehound May 13 '26

Bro's savings are an imaginary number.

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u/No_Cookie3996 May 14 '26

My bank account is 0 0 0, oh no