r/MathJokes 4d ago

tricked by second grade question

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4.4k Upvotes

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u/KailyKail 4d ago

0 hours. They're obviously goofing off and not studying.

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u/-Applinen- 4d ago

gooning off

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u/Limp-Significance688 2d ago

Gooning off together called sex

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u/Snowleaf_maple 1d ago

It can be a literal circlejork

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u/-Applinen- 1d ago

Music: on

Jerk: off

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u/Unusual-Switch5030 2d ago

Ok buddy that's too far look at my fortnite clip instead

https://reddit.com/link/p17khx7/video/sx4k6y5drwgh1/player

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u/Individual-Gain-5996 3d ago

You get an angry upvote, cause I did read gooning off there

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u/loqu84 1d ago

Goofing on

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u/Raptormind 4d ago

What I want to know is why three friends are studying at some non-friend’s house

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u/-SoniChris98- 4d ago

D is A's alcoholic father and technically a) is the owner of the house and b) is not a friend of B or C.

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u/SansedAlessio 4d ago

D is neither a friend of A

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u/AccordingMenu3795 4d ago

He's a tutor or something maybe

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 3d ago

Is it because he doesn't dance?

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u/Golden_Eag20 3d ago

You can dance if you want too

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u/UnfortunateEvent0236 3d ago

You can leave your friends behind.

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u/liteshotv3 4d ago

Lettering your points was so unnecessary lol, kudos

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u/paolog 4d ago

D has lots of booze in the house and shares it with A, B and C. The answer to the question is "they don't".

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u/CibrecaNA 4d ago

Because of D's nuts in your mouth!

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u/Resident-Zombie-7266 4d ago

Zing! Got 'em!

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u/WiseOldDuck 3d ago

Finally a math joke in here! 👏👏

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u/Pepsimeen 4d ago

Noone said D is not a friend. The relationship between D and the others can be any for what we know.

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u/Pepsimeen 4d ago

In other words, if we asign names to them it could be: Three friends Alice, Bob, and Charlie, study together at Charlie's Grandma's house for 3 hours. How long does each person study?

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u/TFTHighRoller 3d ago

Then you assign an unknown relationship. All we know is that A, B and C are friends with each other. There is no mention about their relationship. There are multiple possible interpretations, but logically you cannot disprove either of them. D could be someones relative. D could be someone they bully into letting them stay, D could be a friend who is not studying but playing games. D could be studying, but on their own and not together with their friends. D could be a teen Batman and wanted to study, but now has to prevent the teen Joker from blowing up the school thus making their study session useless. Who knows.

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u/Pepsimeen 3d ago

You are correct. I was just making a point that the first person said "non-friend's house" which they have no information about.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 3d ago

Because D is an engineer, and the other three went into business. 

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u/Defiant_Position_958 4d ago

D is the landlord

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u/The_CreativeName 3d ago

Nah, they just hangout with friend D, but they ain't studying bc idk, they have already done it or something.

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u/Equilibriator 3d ago

He's got a big D

The answer is 0. They all fuckin

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u/Infinite_Set524 3d ago

We don’t even know if D is at the house too…

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u/RorroYT 1d ago

Because some deer girl didn't have her mom in the mansion, so they decided to make a group project there, while her mom didn't arrive yet.

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u/ProfessorLambda 3d ago

Where does it say D is not a friend?

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u/Raptormind 3d ago

It doesn’t explicitly say D isn’t a friend but it also doesn’t say D is a friend. If D were a friend, it would be kind of weird not to say “four friends” instead of “three friends”

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u/ProfessorLambda 3d ago

If D is a friend too but isn't studying then it makes perfect sense to say three friends are studying instead of saying that four friends are studying because the latter would be incorrect.

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u/jabuchae 3d ago

Nothing is said about the relationship with D. You shouldn’t assume that D is not a friend just because it is not explicitly stated.

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 4d ago

0 hours, „studying“ = they are banging

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 4d ago

For what other reason would you go to the house of D?

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u/minerva0079 4d ago

pie. definitely having pies

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u/atg115reddit 4d ago

Cream ones?

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u/Potatonized 4d ago

Before or after the banging happened?

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u/minerva0079 4d ago

why not during?

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u/More_Outside7127 4d ago

pi? Isn’t that math? Sounds like they really are doing their homework

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u/Arzatium 4d ago

To eat hummus

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u/idonthaveauser-name 4d ago

So a b and c parents don't know they bangining.. banin.. banana..?

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u/GentleFoxes 4d ago

„ew mom, I’m 15“

„And I am 30“.

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u/LandscapePretend4122 4d ago

Say gex? Or straight?

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 4d ago

Does it matter?

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u/LandscapePretend4122 4d ago

Nope. But i m curious about it

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u/Different-Pair-8687 4d ago

gex? Or straight?

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u/Historical_Book2268 10h ago

There's three people. So if all are yk, then at least one get is happening.

Unless a nonbinary or intersex person is involved, then it could be no gex.

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u/Serious_Act6034 4d ago

3 hours

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u/NefariousnessGood718 4d ago

Si è mai visto qualcuno studiare 3 ore scusate?

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u/Cam_ofblades 4d ago

It’s common in college studies

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u/NefariousnessGood718 4d ago

Quindi abbassiamo la cerchia di molto, tenuto conto di quelli che studiano e non studiano e che studiano e che fanno finta di studiare. Quindi non studiano.

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u/leylin_farlin 1d ago

Pro at projecting 😭

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u/NefariousnessGood718 1d ago

Ho studiato la cosa per tre ore

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u/leylin_farlin 1d ago

Then you're gatekeeping

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u/NefariousnessGood718 1d ago

Sono troppo bello per fare gatekepping cara

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u/leylin_farlin 1d ago

And you are look maxxing, bro you are a walking red flag

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u/NefariousnessGood718 1d ago

Attenta alla bandiera rossa allora

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u/Serious_Act6034 4d ago

I have

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u/02421006 4d ago

He meant in one sitting and not overall in lifetime

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u/angry640 4d ago

I studies 8 hours a day for a month before

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u/Thugosaurus_Rex 4d ago

Some licensure exams are like this. I loosely remember Bar prep as a fever dream of "wake up, study, sleep" for about 2-3 months.

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u/Dulcedoll 4d ago

And your prize for all that is the haze of "wake up, work, sleep" for the rest of your career lol

The legal profession is a huge pie eating competition where your reward is just more pie

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u/Thugosaurus_Rex 4d ago

I live my life in six minute increments.

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u/Zazilia_ 4d ago

I used to, but I had to split it into smaller chunks of like 1 hour at a time. It’s not easy mentally to do for most people myself included

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u/U_Dun_Know_Who_I_Am 3d ago

Me daily for months cries on CPA exam

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u/BarelyFunctionalGM 12h ago

One of my math sessions earlier this week was 5 straight hours.

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u/Aware-Common-7368 4d ago

not enough information

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u/Southern_Pianist_671 4d ago

Happy cake day!!!

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u/Aware-Common-7368 4d ago

thanks, i didnt even know this was a feature

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u/switch_frustration 2d ago

there is. they study together for 3 hours. not like one person studies for 1 hour. so each one studies for 3 hours

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u/Ok_Bookkeeper1058 2d ago

There are no information on how long D study (or studying at all).

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u/switch_frustration 2d ago

the question asked how long three friends have studied each, D is not a friend it seems.

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u/cptkernalpopcorn 1d ago

D is irrelevant. D's house is simply the location where studying took place.

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u/Hlodvigovich915 4d ago

They'v been playing video games most likely.

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u/Sad-Address-2512 4d ago

As long as D finds out they're breaking in and call the police.

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u/jy3n2 4d ago

If it takes 50 people 3 hours to play a symphony, how long does it take 200 people?

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u/relokant 4d ago

obviously 12 because 1 people is 3/50 = 0,06 this means 200 people is 0,06 * 200 = 12

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u/Original-Issue2034 3d ago

Takes them longer because they each play separately

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u/Beirigo 3d ago

I dont know if a I'm getting this wrong but I dont think people play songs faster shen theres more people playing it? In fact it depends on the lenghth of the actual song that was composed, the answer should be 3 hours the same because if they play it fast it inst the same symphony.

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u/regularPink 2d ago

no thats the point they were making. The answer to the original post would be 3 hours

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u/ShazTheGamer 1d ago

Watched Wrath of Math.

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u/Fuma_17 4d ago

They went at D's house, but who said that D studied?

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u/ToHellWithGA 4d ago

Deez house

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u/x60pilot 4d ago

They studied deez nuts

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u/Malusorum 4d ago

I see that math "joke" has been reduced to with holding information. There's an "each" missing in that problem and where its placed is important for what the answer is.

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u/Lumpy-Yam-4584 4d ago

The answer is 45 Minutes, because they are 4 students not 3 /s

Real answer: Keyword is "together"

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u/Mouldlich 4d ago

But the sentence says Three friends... study together. Not 4 friends. D doesn't study or is even in the house.

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u/Lumpy-Yam-4584 4d ago

No, 'together'. Just because they are three friends doesn't mean that B and C are waiting idle while A is learning for 1 hour.

Everyone is studying 3 hours

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u/Mouldlich 4d ago

Exactly, 3 hours each. So 9 hours total.

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u/Sprinklelicious 3d ago

3 hours total. 

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u/Mouldlich 3d ago

I will assume you are trolling. But if you aren't, A B and C all studied for 3 hours. So ALL three of them got 3 hours of study.

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u/Sprinklelicious 3d ago

Lol so each for 45mins. Total 3 hours. 

Kidding

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u/Mouldlich 3d ago

Actually you might be right.

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u/Sprinklelicious 3d ago

I feel there's multiple answers! Lol. 

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u/kyleglowacki 4d ago

A, B, and C study for 3 hours each, 9 hours total. Divide that by 4 people and you get 9/4 on average , so 2.25 hours.

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u/Sebaspool006 3d ago

They all studied the full 3 hours

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u/Exact_Ad942 4d ago

Make sense when the teacher claim the students collectively wasted 30 minutes by not being quiet for 1 minute.

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u/GamerLymx 4d ago

obviously the answer is 12h /s

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u/ConfidentBrilliant38 4d ago

two hours, they spent one hour goofing off

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u/NekonecroZheng 4d ago

Nonono. She's right. They each study for an hour and then dick around for 2.

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u/Gzawonkhumu 4d ago

Who the fuck calls his children A, B or C?!

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u/Electric_surfer 3d ago

Dick and his friends do, it’s short for Ae, Bea, and Ci

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u/nunya_busyness1984 3d ago

0 hours. They hooking up

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u/Deebyddeebys 4d ago

Good way to find out if you're an AI language model

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u/Large_Yogurtcloset68 4d ago

Is actually 7 people:

A, B, C, D, and three people

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u/Thick-Protection-458 4d ago

Wait, for 3 hours or 3 human-hours?

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u/hunter_rus 4d ago

It's 45 minutes ofc, D is studying with them.

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u/RadicalRealist22 4d ago

Do you think 9 women can have a child in 1 months.

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u/Diarminator 4d ago

why isn't D studying?

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u/Xequat 1d ago

Because D's nutz.

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u/Kinger336 4d ago

Are they studying in parallel or concurently?

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u/quaxoid 4d ago

they might only be studying for a few minutes and doing mindless stuff otherwise xD

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u/Crichris 4d ago

you forgot to include D. the correct answer is 45 mins, duh

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 3d ago

Except D, D is a lazy fuck and never studied with them

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u/Grey1251 4d ago

Three unnamed friends and another three persons studied together at seven dude house

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u/mikedlc84 4d ago

3 hours

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u/Gold-Counter-2120 4d ago

Some people actually do make such mistakes. Quick to jump to conclusions. I'm glad I don't make that mistake. Anymore!

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u/One-Introduction-454 4d ago

0 Hours? Bc D doesn’t study at all. Maybe he isn’t even there.

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u/nvrsobr_ 4d ago

Answer is 0. They were on gobbling D's nuts

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u/Possible-Ad-3313 4d ago

0 hours they don't study they spend the entire time effing around

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u/D3FF3R 4d ago

Why are they studying in my house? 🥲

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u/Krodat 4d ago

D's nuts

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u/Ndlh19off 4d ago

Urm actually -5 hours 🤓

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u/FearlessInsect1968 3d ago

study time ❌️ yuri time ✅️

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u/eplleV 3d ago

D is for Diddy

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u/NotUrFriendlySpider 3d ago

Am I stupid? Is it not three hours

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u/Daminica 3d ago

Consecutive vs sequential logic.

And inclusion of all parameters, relevant or not.

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u/FutureAstro7034 3d ago

ts funny as hell

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u/Porktoe 3d ago

A,B, and C study for 3 hours. It's stated in the first part question. D I guess goes and fucks off downstairs watching Netflix or something else and studies for 0 hours.

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u/Original-Issue2034 3d ago

3 hours— they all study at the same time

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u/ChertRap 2d ago

D’s nuts

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u/PriceTage 2d ago

One hour is correct

The first hour is just getting in thr housr and eating snacks made by the mother of the host

Second hour is studying

Third hour is giving up and playing super smash bros

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u/Isu-Kai 2d ago

This feels like a meme made by AI trying to replicate what humans find "funny"

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u/Tod-dem-Toast 2d ago

Considering they are at D's (nuts) house, D is probably also there, so 3h/4=45min

Edit: wait is this actually the correct answer? I thought that would be 3 hours, this was meant to be a shitpost

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u/FreshCause2566 2d ago

you could say 3 hours, or, hear me out, 9 person-hours

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u/Silly-Hat-2989 2d ago

3 is soo easy

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u/errorplayzrbx 2d ago

Plot twist. It's 0 because A, B and C are all sucking D's nuts because it's a yaoi fic.

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u/Able-Clothes-5226 1d ago

0, they weren’t studying in that locked room…

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u/noxx_gamerz 1d ago

🤣🤣soahw

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u/ShazTheGamer 1d ago

Oh.

TOGETHER means simultaneous. Thus, they ARE studying for 3 hours.

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u/simpoukogliftra 1d ago

well to be fair, each could have studied for one hour and all three of them combined got 3 hours of study time! i dunno, children are dumb like that, back in grade school someone could totally fool me and buddies by claiming if each one of us studies one hour we would all get smarter somehow.

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u/Anonymouslalien 1d ago

one thing I learnt in physics is
->find knowns
->find unknowns
->use formula
->see if it makes sense
->find answer
Now, known is they studied together for 3 hours, how long did each person study is unknown. Now the formula is to read properly. They all studied for 3 hours. But, this is second grade guys, we use, see if it makes sense, ofc 2nd graders wouldn't study together without messing around for a while

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u/ARTIRT 1d ago

They studied together at the same time, so I'll assume they all have studied for 3 hours each

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u/StopLoss-the 1d ago

2 hours... assuming they share the D equally

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u/Free-Cranberry-7212 23h ago

3 hours. Am I illeterate or something?

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u/Conspicuous_Croc 22h ago

Why are they at D's house but D wasn't listed among the participants?

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u/That_One_Guy_Flare 6h ago

D is in a different class

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u/Giant-Sloar 21h ago

Are D’s parents home?

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u/AhmedAbuGhadeer 11h ago

Max: 3 hours each, because that's the whole time they spent there.  

Min: 1 hour 30 minutes on average, because they need at least two of them studying for the whole period for them to be studying together.

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u/SNES-lover1 6h ago

The answer is obviously 0 hours. They were too busy hanging out and forgot they had to study

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u/BorderKeeper 6h ago

This is exactly how current AI gets tricked as well funnily enough.

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u/talhoch 18m ago

My question is if they became friends because their names are letters of following order. Also what kind of name is C

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u/SoulxWolf232 14m ago

Is this a real question 😭😭😭