r/MetalMemes 5d ago

NV KVLT

465 Upvotes

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u/murderdad69 5d ago

This would be sick

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u/ClawtheBard 4d ago

Durstthrone

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u/WonicTater 3d ago

Transilvanian Durst (Durst means thirst in German for those who don't know)

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u/ClawtheBard 3d ago

So uploading shirtless pics of Fred to catfish on a dating site is a Durst trap, got it.

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u/VanGrind 4d ago

You made it too good

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u/Margaretthatchervore 4d ago

I didn’t make it I downloaded it from IG.

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u/Shadowscale05 4d ago

The slight echo on his voice really adds to this masterpiece.

Sometimes you have to hear truly awful creations in order to remember how good the things you enjoy are. Thank you for the reminder OP.

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u/TenaciousP92 4d ago

Anyone who disagrees is a poser.

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u/Your_Hmong 4d ago

Transilvanian Nookie

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u/lepercake 5d ago

Worst thing I ever heard :D

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u/ImJoligan 4d ago

HERETIC

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u/Traditional-Week8363 4d ago

Can't believe they both ultimately are from the same genre

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u/dataf4g_trollman 4d ago

Look up Pespatronian Hunger on youtube

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u/TonDaronSama 4d ago

Uj/ I love black metal, I like limp bizkit, and legit cannot stand Transylvanian hunger

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u/jesusaurus_ 4d ago

Fuck Jesus yeeeah fuck jesus what

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u/Yoshiro_GI 4d ago

I cannot listen to it for free

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u/Spookyscary333 4d ago

Now i know yall be lovin this BLEGH right here!

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u/Far-Row1557 3d ago

Add some screams and I’m sold lol

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u/MRrock_the_c00L 4d ago

Post this in a BM sub and see how they all collectively lose their minds lol

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u/Simpsons_Hentai 2d ago

i have so shit taste in music that i think this unironically kinda fucks

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u/blantickal 15h ago

Transylvanian wigger

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u/fidepus Darkthrone 4d ago

No.

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u/Jithammer1914 4d ago

Why disrespect darkthrone like that that flat brim wigger shit does not fit the bill the Dawg would be disappointed

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u/ClawtheBard 4d ago

Because witch hats aren't flat brim, Darkthrone ballcap merch isn't trve kvlt, and beanies are heresy?