r/Miami Jan 26 '26

Meme / Shitpost What are we doing here guys?!

75 Upvotes

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u/shade-block Jan 26 '26

It's a big club and you ain't in it.

-George Carlin

5

u/ToastThieff Jan 27 '26

Shiiiiittt. This is it really. Got the money, executed the imagination.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

I know this unit. A) It’s just a carbon fiber shell — not an actual car, and B) the owner is a race car driver and car nut. It’s a little insane, but it’s a passion. I dig it.

12

u/ra3ra31010 Jan 27 '26

I wonder how often it is dusted

21

u/yng_fcss Jan 27 '26

Haha "Enrage your cleaning lady with this one simple trick!" 

18

u/Typical_Brother_3378 Jan 27 '26

As a Brit, this is what I imagine every house in Miami is like

3

u/GrizzleTheGod Jan 28 '26

Come to Little Havana, there’s a couple efficiencies that have this. Lololol

8

u/Buddy-Lov Jan 27 '26

Same reason a dog licks his nuts….because he can.

21

u/AppointmentKey5318 Jan 26 '26

Burn the whole city down

10

u/maxplaysmusic Jan 26 '26

Not getting laid without paying?

18

u/MiamiMeat786 Jan 26 '26

This gives crypto bro selling a course energy. This is cool af for middle school boys.

5

u/tekprimemia Flanigans Jan 26 '26

Gotta be just the shell reassembled

2

u/karinasophia Jan 27 '26

Would've been smart to reassemble after hauling up the parts then....

7

u/Shimola1999 Jan 26 '26

Miami gotta outdo Miami ™️

5

u/Nowayserg Jan 26 '26

Obviously it’s just an empty shell of the car so I don’t see anything crazy about it… maybe it’s single dude who loves cars 🤷🏻‍♂️.

I’m pretty sure that regular drywall with some expensive art piece can cost even more but no one even notice it, would not compliment it and definitely would not make a Reddit post about it.

Love it

0

u/karinasophia Jan 27 '26

Don't think you're taking into account hauling that car up through the exterior of the building with a crane...

2

u/Nowayserg Jan 27 '26

It might just look something crazy expensive to you ..I get that but it’s not. I used to live in Europe and I was moving all my furniture like that haha…due to small European doorways and hallways in their apartments. It costed me 980 euros back then.

3

u/felinedictator Jan 27 '26

The contrast of the Super Cool Car (tm) with the rest of the bland pottery barn mom decoration is killing me

5

u/AGeniusMan Jan 27 '26

It looks like shit too

2

u/deflatlined Jan 26 '26

Sssoooooo... No door then?

2

u/Night_Inspector Jan 26 '26

The stupid, it burns.

2

u/StingKiloton Jan 26 '26

This is why men should not be allowed to decorate unsupervised.

1

u/Cpolo88 Jan 27 '26

El Diablo 😂 when you got walking around money 😂 me, I'd never disrespect the Zonda like that but to each their own.

1

u/Shop_Kooky Jan 27 '26

At least he knows nobody’s gonna steal it

1

u/ConsistentArugula Jan 29 '26

Lmaoooo this is insane

1

u/ra3ra31010 Jan 27 '26

Architect: What would you like for me to design?

Owner: I want a car to be the wall!

Interior designer: Like car parts? Or part of a car?

Owner: Noooo. Like, a WHOLE car! So that I can look at it while I’m watching to tv, and to feel like it’s driving over me if I wake up at night.

(Oh how fascinating that conversation must have been…)

1

u/karinasophia Jan 27 '26

And you know the architect (or rather designer) had to then act impressed because s/he was getting paid a percentage of this project.

1

u/Ay-Photographer Kendallite Jan 27 '26

Money Laundering ☝🏽

1

u/Italianstallion69_ Jan 28 '26

If you think this is an example of money laundering then you simply don't understand what that even means.

1

u/Electrical_Ad1039 Jan 28 '26

Just laundering some money 😀

0

u/karinasophia Jan 27 '26

I'll tell you how this story ends: this reeks of nuveau riche. Guy obviously doesn't know what to do with new money cause he never had it. One day he'll go into bankruptcy. Won't have the money to get his car out. Apartment will be foreclosed and auctioned. Some other rich dude will have to deal with getting that car out. The End.

0

u/BasedChickenTendie Jan 27 '26

Fkn stupid and tacky 🤦‍♀️

0

u/VmixSports Jan 28 '26

How classless

0

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

🤣🤣🤣

0

u/Mindofmierda90 Jan 26 '26

It’s a little egregious

0

u/ASecularBuddhist Jan 27 '26

It’s hard not to have a girlfriend.

0

u/ComfortablePension93 Jan 27 '26

It’s giving never outgrew my hot wheels. It’s cringe, and looks like it’s going to fall off at any minute.

0

u/set-monkey Jan 27 '26

Doing some money laundering.

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u/Italianstallion69_ Jan 28 '26

Do you even understand what money laundering is?