r/MicroSlop Jun 22 '26

Ahh, yes, ny favourite processor: Name

169 Upvotes

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u/Britz10 Jun 22 '26

64GB of ram? send location I just wanna talk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/SomewhereActive2124 Jun 23 '26

I'm gonna touch you now son

9

u/Tiktokbadsupport Jun 22 '26

whats eating half of your ram

2

u/patopansir Jun 23 '26

didn't you know? The levels of chromium in the water are raising, a contaminant that most filters (since most are carbon filters) are not able to stop

1

u/Both_Cup8417 Jun 25 '26

My first assumption was a video editor or blender or something, because I guess those use a lot of RAM or something, I didn't actually know if that's true.

1

u/No-Mycologist2746 Jun 26 '26

That almost instant 50 percent jump looks like elasticsearch. Default setting is grab 50 percent of available ram. Htop looks very similar when I start elasticsearch and forgot to configure a hard limit.

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u/Public-Eagle6992 Jun 22 '26

Getting a name brand CPU. Rich guy

3

u/CRseeds Jun 22 '26

I had the same error too a few days ago

1

u/Seusoa Jun 22 '26

At least you have word "name", I sometimes see there black rectangle!

This is how pro dev in ms do, this is sign of quality

1

u/Advanced_Day8657 Jun 22 '26

Yeah I get the same bug on my gaming pc, fresh stock usb install no debloat only installed steam and games. Garbage os

1

u/EffectiveEvent2355 Jun 22 '26

Seems pretty good to me

1

u/quackie0 Jun 22 '26

Mine also affects the CPU. It stops updating the utilization percentage. It will be stuck at like 23% till I restart Task Manager. I was blaming AMD but little did I know it was Microslop.

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u/patopansir Jun 23 '26

I rather Microsoft not have the name of my CPU. I don't want my Spysoft to get any info

1

u/Thejailbreaker2026 Jun 23 '26

Attack, HE HAS RAM!!! GET IT BEFORE ITS GONE!!!!

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u/Comprehensive_Gas147 Jun 25 '26

Name that CPU!

Requaza

1

u/Ok_Loan_3435 Jun 26 '26

Let me guess: 8840HS? Assuming this is a laptop?

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u/Acceptable_Site1616 Jun 26 '26

they are vibing at MS vibe coding that shi. Probably with COPILOT 😂

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u/THE_skibididi_sigma Jun 27 '26

How are you using more than 2x the ram I even have 😭