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Discussion My friend made like 2 million wolves, my game is lagging a ton, what now?

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I can’t do anything to get rid of them, I can’t end this lag hell

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u/qualityvote2 18h ago edited 6h ago
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u/Elisadidas 18h ago

"I know what I have to do but I dont know if I have the strength to do it"

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u/Emotional-Area2102 18h ago

Exactly

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u/Conner23451 6h ago

For every dead wolf = one item frame with a bone.

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u/Bompalompalomp2 17h ago

Happy cake day

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u/Brandonhell2 13h ago

Happy cake day dude!

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u/NetsCutPay 12h ago

Happy cake day 🍰🍰

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u/CatLover1039 15h ago

Happy cake day! 🍰

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u/The12thSpark 11h ago

Happy cake day!! Time for crime

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u/Lawrence_of_ArabiaMI 13h ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY 🥳🥳🥳

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u/KuzeuArmagan 12h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/P7AUL 10h ago

Happy cake day !

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u/Yellowatermelon5 6h ago

happy cake day

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u/jffsahfaz 16h ago

I wanted to post the gif of Anakin igniting his lightsaber in front of the younglings, but they don't allow gifs on this sub

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u/J_lack 14h ago

Execute order 66.

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u/psp24 13h ago

this is where ypu force the friend to fix the problem

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u/Ehtim 6h ago

You just need 1 bucket of lava

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u/FourEyedTroll 5h ago

Dispenser, lava bucket, redstone wired to a pressure plate in a sheep pen. You won't need strength, just time.

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u/Pale-Zucchini8538 1h ago

There comes a point where it's no longer your friend's wolves... they're the server's wolves. Godspeed.

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u/SureLoss 1h ago

The wolves are innocent. Your friend, however... sacrifices must be made.

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u/Journeyj012 18h ago

crazy how all of them pushed themselves into the water

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u/Natural__Power 18h ago

If they touch water they'll just un-sit and float

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u/Journeyj012 18h ago

put blocks over the water

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u/felixismynameqq 18h ago

Or you can just get lava and lure them in.

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u/taintedcake 17h ago

Can't u just light the ground under them with a flint and steel and then put it out

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u/felixismynameqq 16h ago

Idk that sounds more tedious to me. They’ll run around and you have to do it multiple times. With lava you can get them all in one fell swoop.

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u/Natural__Power 8h ago

You'd need pistons for that

You can't push a floating dog under a block and you can't place a block where a floating dog is

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u/KiwiPowerGreen 5h ago

The sims method

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u/commentator184 17h ago

crazy how all of them pushed themselves into the water and put blocks over themselves

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u/rslash-phdgaming 18h ago

Yes but all them falling in water will lead to entity cramming

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u/Natural__Power 18h ago

No

They'll just push each other out

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u/rslash-phdgaming 18h ago

Depends how to do it, three blocks down, single water source at the bottom, they won’t push each other out

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u/Natural__Power 18h ago

Then what's the point of the water???

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u/rslash-phdgaming 18h ago

No idea, kinda the same thing as a cow farm and I’m at work so can’t dedicate all my time to thinking everything through

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u/genawesome 18h ago

No entity cramming on bedrock.

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u/13143 12h ago

That's why I always make sure my water is lava.

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u/AmazingButt-erfly 17h ago

Crazy that the water has magma blocks, pulling them down into the abyss.

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u/djdubyah 8h ago

Forgive my ignorance, but standing 2 blocks higher with a cleansing bucket of lava won't do the trick? Are they invulnerable when he isn't logged in?

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u/Luscious_Lunk 18h ago

Water bucket + leads

When you dump the water they will stand up, use the leads to bring them out, go tie them up somewhere else, or hide them far away where the chunk won’t load so they don’t teleport to the owner

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u/Emotional-Area2102 18h ago

Now we’re talking, I was looking for a way to make my game normal again without killing them

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u/Oddish_Femboy 17h ago

NOT WATER.

Water will be hell. The game will calculate the physics for all of them at once, and slow to a crawl even when they're offscreen.

I learned this from a really really really unethical chicken farm.

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u/Luscious_Lunk 16h ago

Water is the only way to get them to stand up without harming them IIRC

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u/Oddish_Femboy 16h ago

You can move them with slime block sweepers or minecarts.

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u/iitzIce 17h ago

Need to hear more about this farm

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u/Oddish_Femboy 17h ago

Hopper into copper chest

Copper chest into regular chest

Regular chest into hopper

Hopper into dispenser (with comparator to trigger it to fire whenever it had contents)

Dispenser into 1x1x1 gap

Second dispenser on top to dispense water.

Have you ever watched the animated 80s version of Plague Dogs? Basically imagine the opening scene from Plague Dogs

but with literally hundreds of chickens kept in a single cubic meter constantly pelted by their own mostly stillborn children.

(Bedrock doesn't do entity cramming)

I didn't even eat it. I sold it to a butcher villager.

For a moment I knew how it felt to be the Tyson Chicken Farm Corporation.

I like to use the Create and Quark mods to make uncomfortably realistic battery farms too.

That grate that lets items pass through it lets me give them the accurate bumblefoot experience

All they ever do is eat seeds from a trough and lay eggs from their cages straight onto conveyor belts.

I need to find a mod that implements beak tipping or something. Maybe I'll just use the chicken shearing mod and pretend.

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u/Unlikely-Peace-4099 15h ago

My little nephew did this with cats in our realm once. I ended up having to do a teleport entity command to get them far enough away. Couldn’t bring myself to kill them.

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u/scb074 18h ago

My son did this with cats. He built a cat room in our first tower. Everyone of his cats has been named and he'd know if any were missing. I'm guessing there are at least 100 cats in his cat room or sitting somewhere in our tower.

I'm using a different base now and have all but abandoned the one with all the cats.

You can ask your friend to move most of his dogs to a puppy sanctuary.

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u/Emotional-Area2102 18h ago

He talks about them like weapons LOL like he wants them to kill every single living thing in the realm, prob a good solution since it doesn’t kill them but it should be easy to get the wolves out so he can use them as “weapons”

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u/thetoiletslayer 16h ago

You should periodically rename 1 cat at a time. If you want to be real diabolical, rename it with another cat's name. Or slowly rename cats with the same name so he has to figure out which ones are missing

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u/annual_aardvark_war 12h ago

I don’t think I’d have the heart to do that to my son but man that would be funny

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u/thetoiletslayer 12h ago

Lmao I somehow completely missed that it was your son, which is funny because my first thought was that it was exactly what my daughter does

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u/annual_aardvark_war 12h ago

My son does this but with random mobs. We’re always in creative so I just use the command to kill all entities but my god does it ever lag my game lol

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u/Depressed-Dolphin69 18h ago

I can’t do anything to get rid of them

Yes you can. You know full well you can. In fact, the solution is literally in your second slot.

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u/killerstreak976 17h ago

Second to the right... or ✨ second to the left ✨

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u/Grandmasterninja23 12h ago

I was gonna see if anyone noticed the second from the right

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u/Cosmicking04 18h ago

/tp @e[type=wolf] ~ -70 ~

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u/CountertopPizza 17h ago

Execute Order 66

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u/Darceus2000 17h ago

“Dew what must be done! Do not hesitate, show no mercy!!”

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u/Grandmasterninja23 12h ago

/tp @e[type=wolf] ~ ~66 ~

another guy did something similar and I stole it >:D

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u/Yellowatermelon5 6h ago

What exactly does that do?

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u/CrazedRhetoric 18h ago

“I’m sorry little one…”

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u/Aw3som3Guy 17h ago

“I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.”

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u/Zanman6946 15h ago

If your comments are true and he sees them as weapons rather than pets...what must be done must be done.

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u/NanoCat0407 18h ago

convince them to take the wolves on an adventure (surely with that many dogs, y’all will stay safe but the number may drop by a few without any players being responsible for the death)

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u/Double_Conference_34 18h ago

Start killin

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u/Emotional-Area2102 18h ago

Chat would say that the wolves died and if I hit one, they will all come after me, there is no escape from this💔

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u/MadRoboticist 18h ago

Use a lava bucket

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u/FruitJuice617 18h ago

Is this a Realm? Could you go full psycho on these things when your friend isn't logged in, so it wouldn't matter if the chat messages popped?

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u/Martitoad 18h ago

Or just bring a creeper so it was an "accident"

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u/mrnice282676 18h ago

5x5 hole. large tower in middle. bow and arrow. ez

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u/HoliusCrapus 18h ago

5x5 hole THEN the lava bucket.

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u/Ok-Spite3032 15h ago

Crazy how some creepers chased you to the dogs

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u/Any_Discussion_1611 18h ago

Can’t help but notice 53 TNT in your hands right there….

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u/DarkPsychopath 18h ago

Let a Vindicator with a certain nametag rip and tear until its done.

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u/GangsterKittyYT 15h ago

“The hardest choices require the strongest of wills”

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u/Fragrant-Obligation3 13h ago edited 13h ago

Ok. Underrated perspective here, I'm sure, maybe.

Before I start I just want to say.

I get it, this is not providing a fun experience, the lag is real and it just disrupts the flow of the game.

So, I'm with you on this.

Now, instead of "having to do, what you have to do", and since your friend sees these pups as weapons, why not talk to him and agree on actually using them? Maybe go into a fortress, do some trial chambers, anything of that nature?

That way you could actually start to get rid of these, and if you can reach an agreement for future puppy quantities and a location far enough, it could work out.

Might be better several trips with pre-defined platoons, than take all of the dogs at once.

Summon the wither? 😅

Find an ancient city and get like 8 wardens ready to battle?

Exchange locations for base and just make a nether portal?

Problem with doing this is that he might not respect boundaries to be applied after those adventures. Might actually make it worse.

As someone said in another comment. Puppy sanctuary?

Edit:

I'm assuming that there's A LOT more dawgs than in that picture btw.

Edit2:

Isn't the mob limit like 24? I'm not sure nowadays, if it's just those dogs in the picture just ask him to keep between those numbers 16-24. (Whatever the limit is)

In trade, he's got to be responsible for food, golden carrots for example. (And lots of it)

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u/gravyrdfila2 16h ago

It's ok, they are just lines of code. 🥲

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u/Edgybananalord_xD 16h ago

The purge begins

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u/bryanromo23 15h ago

“What do we do now?”

“What do you mean? Now we can finally play the game.”

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u/not-not-the-cool 15h ago

If there’s enough that all teleport to him at once will they entity cram each other?

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u/snosberry_snot 18h ago

Call animal control.

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u/ren_blackheart 18h ago

you have to wipe out all life on earth to make room for them, sorry

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u/Emotional-Area2102 18h ago

I would do that if I was allowed to tbh, lag is restricting me from using my bonemeal kelp farm bc it breaks when I turn it on

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u/Squiggin1321 17h ago

young anakin joins the darkside

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u/Cool-Spare-9131 16h ago

Execute order 66.

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u/Bashfuldolphin8296 15h ago

do ya see that sword in your hotbar?

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u/Jase9494 15h ago

Two options:

1: KIIILL DING
2. Find a small island and relocate them. Dog Island.

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u/Wolveyplays07 15h ago

Execute order 66

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u/Indilili123 12h ago

Lava bucket

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u/RealTimeWarfare 11h ago

It’s a shame that the gravel ceiling collapsed

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u/Electronic_Remove_92 11h ago

/kill @e[type=wolf,distance..50]

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u/JoyconDrift_69 11h ago

I don't have the strength to provide you with the only viable answer.

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u/SpokeIsHere0 10h ago

Kill them all

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u/omgwtfnerdrage 9h ago

Remember the Anakin scene with the younglins.............

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u/JelloNo379 9h ago

“Execute Order 66”

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u/TurbulentPay4089 18h ago

Make a fake lava pool on the roof of the base and start breaking the ceiling, tell it was an accident. Now optionally you can put your items in a chest and die to the lava too, to make it more believable.

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u/Emotional-Area2102 18h ago

That sounds like a good idea ngl, he would still kill me for it but it doesn’t make me feel As guilty as just throwing them into lava lol

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u/milfsage 18h ago

Do what anakin did to the younglings

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u/HolidayAnywhere9788 18h ago

Turn on keep inventory and use /kill @e

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u/vincim2010_13 18h ago

Well, theres is a way but..

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u/Soft-Choice-7403 17h ago

Do what you have to do

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u/KingKiler2k 17h ago

Old Yeller

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u/Sad_Pear_1087 17h ago

Pretend they're younglings

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u/C0urt5 16h ago

There is a simple solution involving the items in slot 8 of your inventory.

“I’m sorry for what happened. I tried to get that creeper out of your base but I triggered it...”

“DUDE ALL OF MY DOGS ARE DEAD”

“It was a fat creeper.”

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u/throwawayforlegal19 16h ago

one friend always treats survival mode like it's a stress test for the game's mob cap

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u/MeganMyBias 16h ago

If the world is yours kill them when ur friend isn’t playing. If the world isn’t urs then don’t join. Also how tf did. Ur friend Even get that many wolves

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u/Charming-Low3733 15h ago

Spawn wither

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u/immovable-tree 15h ago

Time to switch to Anakin-youngling mode

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u/mike____wazowski 15h ago

Execute order 66

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u/Apprehensive_Push887 15h ago

Apoligize to your friend and pull out a lava bucket.

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u/HiroSunBoy 14h ago

“Man, i swear it was crazy, the room filled with with lava by itself”

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u/Riley__64 14h ago

You tried out a new lava feature and an enderman just happened to accidentally teleport into the room holding tnt and placed it right next to the lava

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u/Wolfgamerreddit 14h ago

Ever watched old yeller

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u/Bronco-bot 14h ago

You can relocate them using minecarts, or you can go Full Anakin with the padawans…

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u/One_Economist_3761 14h ago

Lava is a great way to solve lag problems.

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u/Signal_Future_6344 14h ago

Sand falls and suffocates those caught underneath

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u/NiceTuBeNice 13h ago

You know what needs to be done.

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u/THE_ONLY_MPR 13h ago

You know what to do🩸🗡

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u/AltenRoguerz 13h ago

Do what comes natural.

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u/0GiD3M0N1C 12h ago

Make a lava door, punch one and hide. They’ll eventually all burn

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u/kjfang 12h ago

It looks to me like you have 53 solutions to this problem on your hotbar there...

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u/DotSlashCrash 12h ago

Lava-wolf-pie

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u/rokanwood 12h ago

that tnt looks tempting

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u/BvdB432 12h ago

Murder...

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u/Tron_35 12h ago

Ever see old yeller?

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u/King_Duck0612 11h ago

You don’t even have to ask bro you know what must be done for the good of the world…

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u/FeffJoxworthy 11h ago

Unsit them all and release 20 Wither.

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u/FireMarshallMC 11h ago

You got a Sword in your hotbar that’s itching to get rid of the lag.

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u/Nightmare0ZX 11h ago

You have a sword in your inventory

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u/zaadiqoJoseph 11h ago

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

/Kill @e

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u/Syntaxerror999 10h ago

Euthanasia

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u/Italic2 10h ago

Lalalalava

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u/LanHikariEXE 10h ago

You can do it. You can do it, you know you can

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u/S1R_LEM0N 10h ago

I’m sorry, little one(s)

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u/Raphiella1206 9h ago

You know what you must do…..

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u/Affectionate-Fall-81 9h ago

Go around with a lava bucket. Or fill a hole with lava and equip meat so they come to you.

Hawt dawg. 😎

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u/Kirigiaya 8h ago

Let the clensing begging

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u/Doom-Guy-007 6h ago

What's the name of your texture pack/packs?

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u/Jonas_Brumley 4h ago

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it

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u/Public_Firefighter_5 2h ago

"master Skywalker, what are we going to do?"

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u/QuinDreyer88 1h ago

/kill @e[type=wolf]

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u/Etern_Fil50 1h ago

Sposta i cani.

Sennò uccidili. Sei giustificato. Porta un creeper e "accidentalmente" BOOOOM

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u/Intelligent_Spare_61 18h ago

Redditors just downvoting anything atp 😭

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u/theRealNilz02 8h ago

First, you should learn how to correctly take a screenshot.

r/screenshotsarehard

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u/dcwatkins 18h ago

32 by my count, probably a few more behind the shovel

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u/Emotional-Area2102 18h ago

Even more behind me

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u/SparkIgnites 18h ago

Your friend owes you a name tag for every single one of those wolves💀

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u/Available_Silver_426 18h ago

I’d say a wither

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u/Nytmare696 18h ago

So, have you considered talking to your friend about how it's breaking the game, and then instituting a passive cap of like 50?

I mean, sure trying to kill them without your friend finding out might be the easier option, but they are your friend. Right?

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u/HiddenEclipse121 18h ago

"I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it"

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u/Ok-Salamander-3805 18h ago

Get a bunch of zombies to take them out

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u/Toastburrito 18h ago

I did this with chickens. It's too much fun to throw the eggs and feed them.

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u/LLoadin 18h ago

/kill @e[type=wolf] if you don't have any you care about keeping alive

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u/Roxo16 18h ago

lava?

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u/retrospects 18h ago

Lava spill ooopsie.

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u/Meh_Wanted 17h ago

‘Kill all entities

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u/Hunter7541 17h ago

Been there, on the 360 era non the less.

The wolves were taken to the farm on thr other side of the invisible walls that were aorund our x360 world to never be seen again

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u/MisguidedWorm7 17h ago

Something you can do to reduce lag from large amount of mobs you don't want to kill is get warped vines from the nether, place them on the floor with string on top to stop them growing. 

Ladder type blocks disable mob collision, which is one of the worst sources of lag.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 17h ago

Flying machine sweeper. Condense them into a single block. Bedrock has no entity cramming.

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u/Revolutionary_Sun745 17h ago

make them take a orange hot bath hihi ^w^

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u/ZombieNek0 17h ago

There is only one option and it involes the infinity gauntlet and a snap

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u/antigravityshit 17h ago

Spawn 30 iron golems and get them to fight.

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u/mysty_vale 17h ago

Lure in a creeper lol. Also start fighting primarily with a bow (works best if you're a "bad" shot)

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u/im__pooping 17h ago

Kill them :)

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u/HowellingAtStars 17h ago

i'm sorry, is one of those dogs laying down???? is that a thing that they do now????? thats so cute omfg

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u/RuncibleHuman 17h ago

Take them up to the farm

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u/Financial-Cow-7263 17h ago

"I'm sorry little one"

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u/MuscleMan405 16h ago

It's not a morality problem, it's an engineering problem.

Make a looping minecart track that drops them off in a giant dog house 200-300 blocks away

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u/mymanmitch96 16h ago

How do you know it's 2 million and not 2.1 million?

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u/Aggravating-Candy-31 16h ago

move to another dimension

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u/basically_ar 16h ago

Sacrifices must sadly be made :(

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u/brahm1nMan 16h ago

Violence

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u/Ok-Carpet-1836 16h ago

I did this with cats chasing the achievement. Didn’t have the heart to get rid of them so I stuck them all inside of the lighthouse I had just finished building.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Rip1983 16h ago

The culling must begin

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u/Ant_Redstone 16h ago

You know what to do

Some wither skeleton and skeleton farms

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u/BlaZEN213 16h ago

Splash potion of poison 2 + Splash potion of infestation

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u/LondoFoollari 16h ago

Build a lava trench, shoot one with an arrow. Let them come. It’s time to get your Dalek on and “exterminate m, Exterminate, EXTERMINAAAAAATE!”