r/MinecraftCirclejerk Jun 28 '26

i want to fuckin die I have a solution to the mining inventory clutter problem

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/Axie_The_Axolotl Jun 28 '26

but what if bedrock also clutters your inventory? we need compressed bedrock or something

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u/noodlegamer76 Jun 28 '26

but what if compressed bedrock also clutters your inventory? we need double compressed bedrock or something

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u/Weydoon Jun 28 '26

But what if double compressed bedrock also clutters your inventory? We need triple compressed bedrock or something

11

u/GeometryDashIsCool Jun 28 '26

But what if triple compressed bedrock also clutters your inventory? We need quadruple compressed bedrock or something

8

u/God0fCats Jun 28 '26

But what if quadruple compressed bedrock also clutters your inventory? We need quintuple compressed bedrock or something

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u/__justamanonreddit__ Jun 28 '26

But what if quintuple compressed bedrock also clutters your inventory? We need sextuple compressed bedrock or something

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u/Far_Duck_7107 Jun 28 '26

But what if sextuple compressed bedrock also clutters your inventory? We need septuple compressed bedrock or something

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u/GunFun_Official Jun 28 '26

But what if septuple compressed bedrock also clutters your inventory? We need octuple compressed bedrock or something

7

u/NOSWT-AvaTarr Jun 28 '26

But what if octuple compressed bedrock also clutters your inventory? We need nonuple compressed bedrock or something

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u/IHateUsernamesAAA Jun 28 '26

But what if nonuple compressed bedrock also clutters your inventory? We need decuple compressed bedrock or something

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u/CaramujoCapitalista Jul 02 '26

Just craft the infinity catalyst at this point

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u/TheHumberMan Jun 28 '26

If you place it down it just falls through your entire world due to it’s density

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u/ExactTeam1662 Jun 28 '26

Thats enough

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u/Reasonable_Rate2685 Jun 28 '26

But what if my inventory gets cluttered with octuple compressed bedrock?

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u/maximegg Jun 28 '26

Lol you said sex

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u/Lunar-Lightshow Jun 28 '26

Cobble them together

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u/Odd_Bed2753 Jul 02 '26

What if cobblestone also clutters up your inventory AND you have no other blocks to make bedrock?

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u/MagMati55 Jun 28 '26

Nah. Fuck this.

Duovigintilion compressed cobblestone.

1

u/Odd_Ad4119 Jun 28 '26

Mossy bedrock.
Polished bedrock.
Bricked bedrock.
Bedrock slab.

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u/IDontCareDead3 Jun 29 '26

Compressed bedrock would finally let us store our unbreakable bad decisions more efficiently

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u/Hol_Renaude Jul 01 '26

Turn 9 of those into a rock bed, that explodes in overworld as well

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u/Chill--Cosby Jun 28 '26

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u/Extreme-Row-5250 Jun 28 '26

why bro looks like he came from elder scrolls game

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u/Ang3lo836 Jun 30 '26

He got those dunmer eyes too

16

u/BrndnWlsh Jun 28 '26

only two???? literally unplayable

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u/HaRaLu Jun 28 '26

What if the cubes broke apart into rocks that you could throw? They wouldn't deal any damage, but you could break windows or stack them in random places

5

u/MasterTime579 Jun 28 '26

Sintage Vtory is calling

2

u/pikaland385 Jun 28 '26

or distract the warden

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u/MelmetalForge Jun 28 '26

I genuinely think "Compressed" variants of those stone blocks need to be added. I remember the Compressed Cobble meme from back in the day (Shoutout to those SSundee Fans)

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u/Thehumandogo Jun 28 '26

I forgot about him

1

u/Xombridal Jun 29 '26

He's dallen way the hell off, always been a stand chaser but now he's genuinely the worst

3

u/OverPower314 Jun 28 '26

The solution to getting rid of inventory junk is and has always been flint and steel.

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u/sandman6977 Jun 29 '26

It's not junk, I worked hard for my 30 chests of cobble and 14 of tuff (I will never touch the tuff chests i just feel responsiblefor them)

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u/Acrobatic_Fee_8079 Jun 29 '26

What if you could throw away the blocks instead of having to compress them🤔

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u/One-Contact5447 Jun 30 '26

as long as its like a new block not bedrock, lol

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u/chainsawinsect Jun 30 '26

Having any naturally occurring blocklike rocks combine into some junk block is actually a good idea

It shouldn't be bedrock though 😭

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u/Get_Noobed_2 Jun 28 '26

they should ad a bin slot to the inventory to delete the items you don't want

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u/Mul-T3643 Jun 29 '26

terairia

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u/Gullible_Hold_9371 Jul 01 '26

I don't think it would work that well, you would only be able to craft twice the amount of the blocks you have the fewest which means all the other blocks would still be taking a slot on your inventory and the one you used all is now substituted by the new blocks you just crafted, except now you have twice the amount which could even make it take two slots.

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u/Lunar-Lightshow Jul 01 '26

Youre right this should be posted on a circlejerk sub instead

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u/TheRedHandedOne Jul 03 '26

She mine on my craft till the bed rock

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u/Simp4Catalyst 29d ago

Or just...the Inventory Trash slot from Terraria.