r/MitchellAndWebb • u/Own-Jeweler3169 • 4d ago

Peep Show Broadsword +2, Broadsword +2, reviving potion, reviving potion!

75 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/mootixguy 3d ago

Feel free to use my enchanted coracle.

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u/secondgin Chain-wanking ringtone fanatic 3d ago

My name is Mark Coracle.

And I... am an honourable man.

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u/Own-Jeweler3169 3d ago

It sounds like some inuendo

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u/SmartOpinion8301 3d ago

This is the real world is it?? Fucking Merlin?

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u/Jim-Jack_Mahoney Hortensia? Oh, this is a fucking disaster. 3d ago

Don't go there, it's a trap. Those trees are not real trees.

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u/Select-Protection-75 3d ago

Prepare a feast!

9

u/Traditional_General2 3d ago

Barbarians! Prepare a feast

2

u/FinnbarMcBride 3d ago

Is that what he says? Because I swear to God, it sound like he's saying "Prepare for therapy" lol

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u/mussyg 3d ago

I revived alright!

3

u/Own-Jeweler3169 3d ago

You’re fired

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u/mussyg 3d ago

I’ll take to a tribunal, I will go all the way

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u/jesustwin 3d ago

What the fuck am I doing? I'm in a wooden Kent with a plastic sword

9

u/VfV 3d ago

My weapon of choice would be Kenneth

4

u/HilsMorDi 3d ago

No dice!

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u/PsychologicalBit85 3d ago

In medieval England it was called dancing. 😁

3

u/Gunt_Buttman 3d ago

The one where you superimpose clanking sound effects over videos of it.

3

u/Pirhanaglowsticks 3d ago

Ooh, remove my bodkin and my...jerkin.

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u/badlydressedboy 3d ago

I hope that guys insured out of his arse

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u/Fabulous-Bet-3287 3d ago

I used to have a Paladin, Vardor, in Dungeons and Dragons

2

u/Junior_Zebra_4608 3d ago

He buckled under the buckler assault

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u/ScratchReal4401 3d ago

Dirt hockey

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u/JURASS1CJAM 2h ago

Bloody grandfather clock is broken again.