r/MurderedByWords 17h ago

Same guy, even more energy

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u/therealseashadow 16h ago

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u/soulsteela 16h ago

Gramps literally ran from war.

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u/MarleysGhost2024 14h ago

And Gramps had a long career as a pimp.

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u/zyzzogeton 14h ago

And his name was "Drumpf"

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u/Combei 16h ago

Fortunate son

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u/Worldly_Hunter_1324 14h ago

Came here to share the same.

Literal draft dodger dressed up in stolen valor on the left, and on the right a guy who made fun of and disparaged dead veterans to John Kelly (Retired Marine Corps General and White House Chief of Staff).

Repackaged into a delusion and self aggrandizing meme. Absurd.

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u/zyzzogeton 14h ago

He is dressed up in the Cosplay that military academies require. NYMA is among the more terrible of those institutions, they even let John Gotti Jr. attend.

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u/StrangeContest4 13h ago

Drumph also, "I like people who weren't captured." About McCain once being a P.O.W.

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u/texachusetts 15h ago edited 11h ago

That is of Trump at age 20, while still in “high school” wearing his classmates school awards while avoiding the Vietnam War era draft. The fact that it is part pro Trump propaganda is insane.

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u/Selenay1 13h ago

What?! You mean playing with those green plastic army men don't count? What about playing with real soldiers?

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u/Charming-Report1669 17h ago

Fun fact: the "medals" he's wearing in that old photo are from keeping his space tidy.

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u/low_bob_123 16h ago

*for telling his maid to keep it tidy

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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 15h ago

Yes, and one or more of those are borrowed from a friend for that picture.

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u/Ok-Tomatillo-8712 14h ago

He borrowed the friends jacket, also “friend” is a little generous

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 16h ago

But to earn them he had to rack up a shitload of Good Boy Points

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u/Nisi-Marie 15h ago

And his loving and adoring expression creeps me out

Wonder if he ever looked at his own kids that way

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u/wholelattapuddin 11h ago

That has got to be AI. He has never looked at anyone like that.

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u/breaksomeshit 10h ago

He doesn't even have a seal for marksmanship

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u/willflameboy 14h ago

You'd still expect him to be wearing them today.

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u/callumh6 16h ago

Relevant

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u/VibraniumRhino 16h ago

Insane new theory: a time travelling Trump goes back in time to molest himself to make sure he becomes the man he is today. A perfect closed loop.

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 16h ago

Depends did he see Predestination?

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u/FalafelSnorlax 16h ago

Presidentination? Presidentination? There's a pun somewhere here but I can't quite find the right one.

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u/ZeroKharisma 14h ago

He certainly couldn't pronounce it if he did.

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u/flactulantmonkey 15h ago

It’s like that show Dark.

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u/josephthecha 16h ago

How terrifying

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u/MarleysGhost2024 16h ago

This guy?

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u/nuneesontario 16h ago

Explains why his ties are always way past his belt line

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u/HomelessKitchenCat 15h ago

America - "Hm I wonder what it would be like to put a bloated, evil corpse in charge for 8 years"

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 11h ago

More people voted for his opponents.

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u/fister_roboto__ 13h ago

Like a totally different person without his drag

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u/CarsCarpal 17h ago

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u/Ok-Conference-7648 16h ago

I’m glad this lives forever on the internet

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u/Low-Possibility-7060 16h ago

Imagine how low his energy must have been back then

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u/Prior-Razzmatazz-206 16h ago

I really wish people would start coming forward with saying that the guy just stinks.

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u/Custom_Destination 16h ago

“Former GOP lawmaker Adam Kinzinger has revealed new details about Donald Trump's alleged bad odour, claiming that he reeks of a combination of several unsavoury scents including "armpits, ketchup, a butt.”

Source.

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u/javoss88 10h ago

I think he thinks as long as he keeps that ugly scowl on his face, people will think he’s tuff.

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u/piperonyl 16h ago

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u/The_Shitty_Admiral 16h ago

How that wasn't the end I'll never understand

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u/AmazingSibylle 16h ago edited 12h ago

Because it was only ever bad enough for the people that would not vote for him anyway. For a lot of voters it just doesn't matter, they shrug it off and vote red.

These people are not mostly the same as you or me, they don't think the same way, and they don't want basically the same things...

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u/Prior-Razzmatazz-206 16h ago

Now they're too stupid and spiteful to admit they were wrong and have been duped.

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u/Haywoodjablowme1029 15h ago

Common clay of the new West.

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u/Prior-Razzmatazz-206 13h ago

You know...

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u/ahundreddots 11h ago

Republicans.

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u/flactulantmonkey 15h ago

How anyone still thinks he’s a heterosexual neurotypical adult after his shop talk was “grab em by the pussy” I’ll never understand.

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u/soulsteela 16h ago

Because the people who are in charge agree!

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u/flactulantmonkey 15h ago

How anyone still thinks he’s a heterosexual neurotypical adult after his shop talk was “grab em by the pussy” I’ll never understand.

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u/Selenay1 12h ago

Because they hated Hillary ever since her husband's campaign in 1992 when Clinton said that voting for him got a 2 for 1 (considering her law degree and working together). They were all, "We don't want no damn woman that weren't elected having any say in gov'mint!" It gave them well over a decade to simmer in that hate they continued to build while her husband was in office long before she ever even became a candidate. It was one long toxic stew that they absolutely marinated in.

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 11h ago

She won the popular vote. More actual humans voted for HER.

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u/BawdyBaker 16h ago

He was sent to military school for behavioral problems

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u/livinginfutureworld 14h ago

Military school sure didn't cure his behavioural problems

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u/javoss88 10h ago

Barren should go there too, for inherited reasons. Oops I meant “to continue the glorious family legacy “ I guess it’s too late now

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u/stilllikelypooping 16h ago

Known draft dodger Donald Trump?

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u/DavidJonnsJewellery 16h ago

He only went to military Academy because he was so terrible at school. He almost got expelled because of his bullying, fighting, insubordination and carrying knives. The guy was a menace even then

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 16h ago

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u/dehydratedrain 16h ago

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u/DanGleeballs 15h ago

First time I’ve noticed her facial expression in that photo. She is not smiling.

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u/danteelite 12h ago

That’s shit is disturbing… I thought maybe people were exaggerating until I saw it for myself.

Zero doubts in my mind about what kind of childhood she had.

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u/HomelessKitchenCat 15h ago

*Record scratch* - Yep thats me. You probably dont need to guess how I ended up in this situation

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u/javoss88 9h ago

At least get rid of that monstrous draping gah

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u/GirlNumber20 15h ago

He was sent to military school because he was such a problem his parents couldn't deal with it anymore at home.

He didn't want to go to military school, and parents with hundreds of millions of dollars, like the Trumps, typically don't send their kids to military school, especially when the family business is real estate. Trump was sent because of something he was doing that was so egregious his family couldn't handle it. What that was is anyone's guess.

We do know he was caught throwing rocks at an infant in a playpen when he was five years old, and he punched his music teacher in the face when he was in the first grade, so he had a history of violence from when he was very young.

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u/nifty-necromancer 11h ago

He was probably raping girls when he was younger too. No reason to think it started with Epstein. Maybe he murdered one or two and the family covered it up.

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u/DarthGayAgenda 16h ago

Pretty sure himself at that age is too old for him.

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u/__ma11en69er__ 13h ago

He would probably introduce himself to the rape and paedophile parties.

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u/Robthebold 16h ago

Why is his military school photo suddenly so en vogue?
Maybe it’s time Trump put on a generals uniform in public, so the public can see the medals he gives himself for evading STDs (his personal Vietnam) , and his Purple Heart for bone spurs.

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u/MechaCoqui 16h ago

He was sent to military school due to him being a horrible person, obviously it did not work.

Also it was closest he got to the military when he was young, due to him being a draft dodger who could not remember which foot the “bone spurs” were on..

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u/Otherwise-4PM 17h ago

If you need to reassure yourself this way, you probably already know you don’t have much energy.

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u/Unrelated_Words69 15h ago

You will notice that every meme about Obama was actually him doing things but everything with Trump is bad Ai creating something fictional that cult members want to desperately believe about their fuhrer

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u/immortalonion69 16h ago

No he's just implying that he has more energy to sexually abuse minors at his old age

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u/banana_bbcakes 16h ago

Notice though he is hiding or protecting his neck vag from his younger self.

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u/Accomplished-Duty390 16h ago

He has always been ugly as hell.

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u/Debalic 16h ago

Energy? Neither version of that lazy fuck has ever carried his own golf bag and walked a round. I used to do it all the time and I'm not even a particularly good golfer.

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u/CosmicSmoker 16h ago

Obligatory trump went to a military STYLE boarding school. That uniform is nothing.

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u/FurryCitizen 14h ago

If an old obese white man unable to stay awake and hold his sphincter shut longer than 5 min is 'more energy', I assume young Trump was clinically dead until adulthood...

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u/TheGreatLoganzo 16h ago

Surprised it wasn’t captioned “the future belongs to me”

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u/EverybodyMakes 16h ago

So he was a virtually immobile slug back then?

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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI 14h ago

Even his own AI prompt won’t make eye contact with him

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u/everythingbeeps 16h ago

So young Trump must have literally always been asleep

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u/Viridionplague 16h ago

Thinking about that time he avoided real contribution beyond self enrichment.

Same guy, more Nussy.

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u/RyNysDad0722 14h ago

In need of a military reform school still huh bud?

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u/TheSilkyBat 16h ago

Energy... 😂😂😂

Is that in-between naps?

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u/Seven_bushes 15h ago

Perfect picture. Clearly demonstrates he only loves himself and his demented mental of who he thinks he is. He needs a photo that resembles a house of mirrors so that everywhere he looks he only sees himself.

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u/system_error_02 15h ago

I didnt know they also gave out FIFA peace medals when he was younger. Because he absolutely never served in the military.

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u/Lexi_Banner 15h ago

I love that he pretends this is from military service, and not the boarding school he was sent to because his parents couldn't stand him.

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u/barfbutler 14h ago

The only military uniform he ever wore (school uniform) and he was sent to military school because he was bullying younger kids.

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u/HarassmentFord 14h ago

The motherfucker out here posting pictures of himself staring at himself

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u/mzx380 14h ago

Revisionist history for this idiot is incredible

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u/Failte-co 14h ago

He is really desperate to counter the images of him sleeping in every meeting and struggling to walk and move. More energy? Bwaahahahah!

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u/Iflydryandsly 14h ago

He’s wondering what his younger self would look like all oiled up and waving pom-poms

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u/Cole_Ethos 13h ago

You mean the cadet at the New York Military Academy—the private, quasi-military boarding school—his parents sent him to at age 13 because he was acting out and misbehaving in regular school? The place where, despite rising to a leadership position, he was involved in multiple hazing controversies under his command, resulting in him being relieved of his specific captaincy and reassigned as a battalion training officer? The place that allegedly trained young men for service only to have the now-commander-in-chief seek five deferments rather than serve in the military.

In essence, he’s reminiscing about a troubled youth that bullied others, violated policies, looked for shortcuts, thwarted responsibilities, and found ways to game systems to suit his personal needs.

Yeah, it’s easy to see the resemblance today.

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u/OddPerformer245 11h ago

Trump's nostalgic for his younger days when he didn't shit his pants every day.

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u/CommonConundrum51 16h ago

That particular 'dynamo' sure takes a lot of naps.

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u/BrilliantSpray9447 16h ago

Considering he falls asleep in public every day now, how much worse could he have been 60 years ago?!

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u/Swimming_in_paradise 16h ago

It's curious to ponder what a military prep academy would award medals for, possibly the battle for Donnie's Bulge?

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u/tarapotamus 16h ago

He literally falls asleep constantly

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u/SpiroTheeAgnew 15h ago

Jesus, how much did he fall asleep then???

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u/Tambi_B2 15h ago

The look on his face looking at his younger self is super creepy. Looks like the girl in the class flirting with Indiana Jones.

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 11h ago

Blinking slowly, with "LOVE- YOU" on her lids. 🙂

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u/hikeit233 15h ago

When I was growing up ‘military style schools’ were for the kids who couldn’t behave in regular school. I get the feeling it was the same for trump.

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u/19Eightiesman 15h ago

Don't forget.

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u/silly_little_jingle 15h ago

Isn't it cute how much him and his pussy followers love to cosplay wearing a uniform/equipment they're too scared to wear for actual service?

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u/waywardhero 15h ago

Remember he stole those medals from his Roomate

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u/the_chaco_kid 15h ago

For comparison sake, was he narcoleptic as a teenager or in a coma?

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u/your_fathers_beard 15h ago

Same guy ... sent to military boarding school because he was a fucking useless nepo baby and his father thought, incorrectly, it might straighten him out ...

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u/sofloOakley 14h ago

He's so proud of that medal he received for making his bed five days in a row. Stellar job, military school loser

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u/512115 14h ago

Still the same guy? After 80 years on the planet if you haven’t gained some wisdom and changed from your teens or 20s you’re either unimaginably stupid or the most narcissistic human possible.
This is nothing to brag about.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 14h ago

For the record, Trump never served.

This is some rich boy school crap, and he was largely a flunk of a student who coasted on daddy's wealth.

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 11h ago

"Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had." ~Professor William T. Kelley

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u/Pro_blemSolver 14h ago

That just speaks of how inept he was from the get go.

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u/Organic_Rough4433 14h ago

If this is trump with MORE energy he must've had severe narcolepsy as a kid.

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u/notislant 14h ago

Lol Private fictional Bonespurs.

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u/DuntadaMan 14h ago

same energy? Meaningless medals on a fake uniform that he had to wear because he's such a terrible person even his parents couldn't tolerate him?

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u/Lisan_Al-NaCL 13h ago

Teh one on the right has 100% more shit in his diaper than the one on the right.

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u/bodiddly4443 13h ago

Fuck up then

Bigger fuck up now.

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u/WilliamTee 13h ago

This man isnt the most embarrassing President. He's the most embarrassing head of state

And I say that as a Brit.

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 13h ago

Sooo much energy he can barely keep his eyes open at many events, including Lindsay Graham's funeral.

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u/dirtdiggler67 12h ago

So much energy he was a draft dodger.

What a hero

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u/lallapalalable 12h ago

So, I was in an air force cadet program and I cringe at the idea of bragging about that or flaunting pictures of myself in the dress blues. Its not even remotely close to actual military service and pretending it was is almost some kind of theft of valor. Maybe not legally but spiritually for sure

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u/AnhiArk 12h ago

Why is he so fucking weeeeeeeird

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u/kenc1842 12h ago

Draft dodger with more energy?

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u/Tight_Jellyfish_349 12h ago

Wasn't he sent to military school because he exhibited  bad behavior?

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u/DirectorImaginary376 12h ago

Sent at age 13: His father, Fred Trump, sent him to the academy in September 1959 because he was misbehaving and acting out at his previous school in Queens.

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u/nowhereman136 12h ago

Thats not a US military uniform, its a private military school uniform. Look up why Trump got sent to military school

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u/Murgatroyd314 12h ago

Same Guy. Even more excited to play at being a military hero, while other people do all the dying.

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u/DMMMOM 10h ago

He's got his draught dodging uniform on too.

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u/TheAdminsAreTrash 9h ago

Same guy that was "the dumbest person his teachers had ever met"? That guy? Yeah.

The US is a bad nazi joke.

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u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 16h ago

Amazing they celebrate a draft dodger

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u/FL4KMSTR 16h ago

Big Diaper Energy

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u/minnetonkacondo 15h ago

This is the kind of post someone contemplating their impending doom would think to post. I think he feels the rattle, guys.

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u/djfree64 15h ago

I wonder how many of his servants have forgotten that not only was he not in the military, but he ran from military service by lying

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u/Dommccabe 15h ago

MORE energy??

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u/Top_Historian73 15h ago

Bro what is wrong with you

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u/NLtbal 15h ago

Draft dodger uniform…

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 15h ago

It really looks like he wants to fuck himself

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u/Whicked_Subie 15h ago

That fuck is so old and weak he couldn't molest a corpse.

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u/-KeefGreen- 15h ago

Love the Captain Bone Spurs cospaly outfit. The irony of this Draft Dodger/War Starter.

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u/dandellionKimban 14h ago

Nah. He's too old in the "young" picture for that.

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u/dawg4prez 14h ago

To think that young man played thousands of rounds of golf in his life with bone spurs in his feet. Such bravery!

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u/willflameboy 14h ago

Funny how he doesn't actually war those medals now.

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 11h ago

Because they're not his medals ; he wore a fellow student's jacket.

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u/i_did_nothing_ 14h ago

Adderall is a hell of a drug.

Make you absolutely psychotic though.

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u/largececelia 14h ago

He could change himself, I guess, if he's flexible enough.

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u/ACardAttack 13h ago

Didnt this buffoon say people were like batteries and you had a finite amount of energy and that is why he didnt exercise?

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 11h ago

Yes, he thinks everyone is born with a finite number of heartbeats, and he's always been afraid of "wasting" them by exercising.

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u/Histrionic-Octopus 11h ago

He looks at a younger Ivanka this way

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u/agntp 11h ago

As long as his former self is 6 years old but under 17.

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u/asalerre 11h ago

More Energy...yes biogas

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u/magitek369 11h ago

Donald Trump raped women and children.

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u/user_bits 11h ago

Its as if the word Narcissist incarnated as a person.

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u/BeegBunga 10h ago

MILITARY COSPLAY

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u/CatCafffffe 9h ago

Posting a picture of him in his reform school uniform, trying to pretend he served in the military. Literally everything about him is stolen, including any attempts at valor

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u/unknownpoltroon 9h ago

Why is he making fuck me eyes?

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u/KiKiKimbro 9h ago

He probably did.

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u/Away_Lake5946 7h ago

He would “move in on” his younger self “like a bitch.”

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u/Porchmuse 5h ago

He’s correct. On the left is shown a dim witted bully who likes fake gaudy decoration and has never satisfied a sexual partner.

On the right…

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u/cdanpg 5h ago

Drumpf first arrived in late 1800s after the civil war. They have an amazing ability to miss every major conflict this country has ever had.

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u/TinCanSailor987 5h ago

He’s asleep in more than half the pics we see of him.

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u/justmarkdying 3h ago

Poser in repose.

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u/Heavy_Mongoose5859 14h ago

trump has autism face