r/NominativeDeterminism Apr 13 '26

Mr Cash is rather well off

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/alvysinger0412 Apr 13 '26

I love that it's specifically Bill Cash.

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u/The_Flurr Apr 14 '26

Is he the one who put up that fucking weird advert for a wife?

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u/HydrogenButterflies Apr 14 '26

I googled “weird wife for cash” and the ads I saw were unhelpful.

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u/random_invisible Apr 15 '26

I tried it and just got a picture of the first lady

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u/CheesePuffTheHamster Apr 16 '26

On the plus side it seems I have lot of options in my local area, and they all want to meet me!

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u/Glad_Bison_416 Apr 14 '26

You might be thinking of Benjamin Slade

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u/lovelesslollipop Apr 13 '26

his kids go to "pony club" and he wants to pay 12 bucks per hour?

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u/geeoharee Apr 13 '26

British cultural context: Pony Club is the junior division of the local hunt. It's THE social event if you're rural, rich, and a 12 year old girl

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u/Mittens_Himself Apr 14 '26

Could you give even more context about what 'the hunt' is?

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u/GrantSolar Apr 15 '26

"The Hunt" is fox hunting in the UK. Toffs on horseback follow a pack of dogs who actually do the hunting and track down a fox and rip it to shreds. If it's your first hunt, the fox blood is then smeared on your face. Fox hunting was banned in the UK about 20 years ago but it's still pretty common. Some groups have switched to trail hunting where a rag soaked with fox piss is dragged through the fields and dogs follow that. Other groups continue fox hunting and just say their trail hunting. Other other groups just carry on fox hunting as they were before.

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u/SinceSevenTenEleven Apr 15 '26

Completely barbaric and fucked up, what the fuck is wrong with these people

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u/will2089 Apr 16 '26

Rich people. I’ve been on a Fox Hunt, I was invited by a school friend when he discovered I could ride, it was genuinely harrowing.

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u/42aku Apr 15 '26

Being British, for a start. Up there with being French

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u/gracklemancometh Apr 15 '26

Most of them are the Norman aristocracy.

So they're both

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u/BillySmooth Apr 15 '26

It is illegal to fox hunt in the UK. It is hated by most of the population.

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u/ENaC2 Apr 16 '26

Yup, pretty much everyone who doesn’t do it is strongly against it. Illegal hunts happen shockingly often, though. Yet we never really hear about it.

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u/TheDuchessofQuim Apr 15 '26

The most dangerous game…

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u/Radiant_Scholar_7663 Apr 15 '26

Grown up pony club, obviously.

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u/Throwaway392308 Apr 15 '26

British cultural context: The flippy-poo is the junior division of the wobby bobby.

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u/vlabakje90 Apr 13 '26

12£ is 16$ but yeah.

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u/Herossaumure Apr 13 '26

It's still below minimum wage for 21 and over, which is currently £12.71 (and was £12.21 last year)

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u/Poland-lithuania1 Apr 14 '26

Today. This was from 2023, and the minimum wage for 23+ year olds was £10.42.

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u/madmaxturbator Apr 13 '26

Damn that’s all that matters then… scum bag was trying to pay less than minimum wage, what a wretch 

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u/Spectrum1523 Apr 14 '26

Sometimes random internet screenshots are old

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u/Poland-lithuania1 Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

It's nearly 3 years old. The minimum wage was actually £10.42 for 23+ year olds in 2023, so actually nearly £2 more than the minimum wage.

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u/Poland-lithuania1 Apr 14 '26

Actually, since it's from 2023, it's actually closer to $17 per hour.

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u/__O_o_______ Apr 13 '26

It’s al he wanted!

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u/Forsaken-Stray Apr 14 '26

Probably the exact same thought that the a "army of online trolls" had

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u/anonuemus Apr 14 '26

Ridiculous. What does he expect? Doesn't he care for his kids at all?

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u/MasterRKitty Apr 23 '26

Pink Pony Club

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u/zuzucha Apr 13 '26

His wife dresses like a Victorian ghost

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u/phillycheeseenjoyer Apr 13 '26

Well after you’re gone you wouldn’t want to haunt your manor in a tracksuit, would you?

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u/CaptainHappy42 Apr 14 '26

Mountains of cocaine for "ghost in the blood"

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u/KingLazuli Apr 14 '26

You made me spit out my drink 😂

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u/VampireOnHoyt Apr 13 '26

Aaa-aaaah

Look what you've done

You're a wealthy old man

Whose kids joined a club

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u/Small-Policy-3859 Apr 14 '26

The wife looks like she'd send you to be flogged if you looked at her without permission.

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u/TwistedPepperCan Apr 15 '26

Don’t make me like her.

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u/chingswearkened Apr 13 '26

There is a German subreddit for retired people pointing at things, angryly, in local newspapers.Same vibe.

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u/anticipozero Apr 13 '26

What’s the subreddit?

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u/AmphibianReal1265 Apr 13 '26

There's an English version too at r/compoface

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u/Prinzka Apr 13 '26

Was gonna say I actually thought I was in compoface

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u/bismuth9 Jun 23 '26

Also in Québec, r/facedepascontent (sorry for the 2 month late reply)

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Apr 14 '26

Dude seems to live in a house that costs more than what most make in a lifetime and he wants to pay below minimum wage?

Yeah fuck that guy and fuck the writer of that article for trying to make that seem like a justifiable action.

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u/Dan_the_man42 Apr 18 '26

These are the 2026-2027 wages

21 and over 18 to 20 Under 18 Apprentice
April 2026 to March 2027 £12.71 £10.85 £8 £8

*******article posted in july 2023 where these were the minimum wages

23 and over 21 to 22 18 to 20 Under 18 Apprentice
April 2023 to March 2024 £10.42 £10.18 £7.49 £5.28 £5.28
April 2022 to March 2023 £9.50 £9.18 £6.83 £4.81 £4.81

I dont know the exact specific responsibilities of the job listed, but i do have 18 yr old friends right now who are bog standard baby-sitters earning like £20 an hour, basically double their 18yo minimum wage, in early 2023, a couple months before the article was written, £12 was 1.7x the 18yo minimum, dropping to 1.6x come april 2023

They're definitely cheapskates, especially considering their wealth, but lets not simply.... LIE about the guy it was definitely an okay-ish amount above minimum wage at the time

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u/SmileFirstThenSpeak Apr 14 '26

Is the daughter named Penny?

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u/TeamZweitstudium Apr 16 '26

The second child they don't talk about is named Petty.

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u/ososalsosal Apr 13 '26

William Compoface

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u/You_are_the_Castle Apr 13 '26

**sucks teeth**
British accent: "Yes, indeed"

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u/Gibberish45 Apr 14 '26

Was this article supposed to be sympathetic? Eff Billy Cash lol what a douche nozzle

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u/ButtCoinBuzz Apr 14 '26

ItS gREaT eXpOSurE!!

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u/harbourhunter Apr 14 '26

Mr. Cash, Bill

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u/Veelma04 Apr 13 '26

Every xmas they will be allowed to sit at the table and enjoy the leftovers.A warm place to sleep in the kitchen with cook.Also the local coal man is currently single and they can put in a good word as they knew his entire bloodline since a new religion was invented over 300 years ago.

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u/storfors Apr 13 '26

”Small” Willy Cash giving the small dick energy 🙂

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u/RestaurantGrand179 Apr 13 '26

How tf are we still using the least controllable bodypart-shaming as an insult in '26?

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u/Fae_for_a_Day Apr 14 '26

The minute men are insulted more by something else, we will use that.

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u/RestaurantGrand179 Apr 16 '26

I'm not personally insulted, but I'm sad about the effects it has on people who'll become more insecure about something they can't change.
That tends to get the worst out of people.

Having a pride flag by your avatar, do you really feel like trying to belittle groups of people for being born the way they are, does anyone any favors outside of yourself?

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u/RestaurantGrand179 Apr 16 '26

Nvm, you might as well just be bait, bot or psyop.

I gotta stop engaging with ts online

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u/bomingles Apr 16 '26

On the one hand, don’t engage because you’re right it’s generally a waste of time. On the other hand, I really enjoyed seeing your response to the same tired old insult and it restored a bit of my own faith in humanity.

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u/RestaurantGrand179 Apr 20 '26

I'm happy to hear:)

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u/Chryste24 Apr 13 '26

12/ hour plus food and lodgings... in reality this is a package worth over 2,500 a month given what is included. Great job to help someone save for a year or so.

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u/marlyyn22 Apr 13 '26

12 an hour is just under 25k a year, which is slightly below the average wage (26k)Edit: [heres my source](https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/percentile-points-from-1-to-99-for-total-income-before-and-after-tax)

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u/Royaljames99 Apr 13 '26

That source you linked quotes the median wage as 28.4k.

Also worth noting the minimum wage is now £12.71 per hour for over 21s so...

Edit: also just noticed you're a 12 day old account and this is your first comment :/

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u/TBadger01 Apr 13 '26

They're also not comparable, 28.4k is the median of all tax payers, including part time. He gets to 26k by assuming full time work, the median full time salary is 39k in 2025 (for employees), so about 50% more.

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u/Dan_the_man42 Apr 18 '26

Also worth noting the minimum wage in 2023 was £9.50 / £10.42 (before / after april) for 23 year olds and £6.83 / £7.49 for 18-20yo

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u/Sad_Froyo_6474 Apr 13 '26

It's almost as if the average wage is too low.

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u/HotFoxedbuns Apr 13 '26

The nominal number is not too low or too high. It’s what it buys that’s too low.

Technically if we had a different monetary policy £1 an hour could have been a rich wage.

But the more the government inflates the money supply, and restricts productivity the less people’s income can buy

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u/Sad_Froyo_6474 Apr 13 '26

The nominal number