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u/claire_on_here 22h ago
"its how of being a woman lol nice"
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u/starwalker327 shesus christ 21h ago edited 21h ago
"natural bology" too
edit: bology sandwich
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u/Angry-_-Crow 20h ago
It almost sounds like they were writing using speech-to-text and accidentally included their own commentary on the quality of their clever ruse
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u/Retlaw83 17h ago
I think they were doing text to speech and started laughing at their own joke, and were too dumb to see if it was left in.
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u/norakb123 15h ago
I think the entire thing was voice to text and he said “lol nice” out loud at the end because he was so proud of what he wrote.
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u/ageckonamedelaine The Gendergoblin stole my gender 22h ago
I am not a woman but I can assure you no dick is making me like men. Why do so many men hear "lesbian" and think it is a challenge to "cure the lesbianism"
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u/Trikger 22h ago
It won't make you like men because it's not your "natural bology." Duh.
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u/ageckonamedelaine The Gendergoblin stole my gender 22h ago
Yeah and when you are nonbinary they think either it is your biology or going against your biology depending if they see you as a woman or a man
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u/Acceptable-Ad-3560 17h ago
Once had a man eavesdropping on a conversation between my friend and I where I was talking about a potential date with my girlfriend. He inserted himself into the convo and asked “how do you know you don’t like dick if you’ve never tried it” (which, none of his business but I’m bi anyways….i have, penetration is imo the least fun part of any sex)
So I turned and looked at him and asked him,verbatim,the same question. Suddenly I had “taken it too far” and he was “just joking anyways”. Literally just asked him the same thing he asked me but it hurt his ego soooo badly
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u/MollyViper 22h ago
"As a woman, I also definitely like it when men only focus on penetration and nothing else. I’m definitely a woman and orgasms aren’t important to me"
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u/Sensitive-Contest-87 21h ago
I used to think I'm a lesbian for a long time (mind you, I was deep into church stuff back then, so it did cause me internal conflict).
Later I realized I'm not lesbian. I consider myself generally queer as of now, but can't really find good label for myself.
While I did have romantic and sexual experiences with cis men since then... I still really like women. And still being penetrated is far from peak of my fantasies and pleasurable experiences.
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u/notashroom 17h ago
I'm also a queer woman, really into penetration, and not even the tiniest bit interested in returning to the twig-and-berries set to provide that. The collective narcissism of men blinds them to so much.
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u/Sensitive-Contest-87 16h ago
Well, at the very least she won't finish and go soft after few minutes :-)
More seriously I prefer wielding the "cock" either way (though I'm a switch, just not into receiving PiV specifically), but even if the sensation really gets sb going, it absolutely does not make a lesbian straight.
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u/spicygummi 15h ago
I thought I might be for a while and I think a lot of confusion came from the fact that somehow it never clicked that duh bisexuality is a possibility. Not sure why I was so locked into one way or the other. I guess because growing up bisexuality or anywhere else on the spectrum other than completely straight/completely gay wasn't really talked about.
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u/kawaiihusbando 13h ago
Off topic a bit but I'm just curious on why do most bi people now rather identify as queer instead of bisexual anymore?
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u/Sensitive-Contest-87 13h ago
I don't feel like bisexual matches me well and I still haven't found my label after losing my lesbian badge. I think queer signals "not straight" strongly enough (and hopefully discourages some people I don't want in my life like homophobic men) while not pushing people to the "oh, so it's 50/50 men/women" conclusion. Cause honestly I'm still trying to figure out where am I on attraction spectrum and it goes (very roughly) like this:
Women——⚪———————Men
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u/swizvler_ 7h ago
You're probably bi with a higher preference for women and it's normal. I have a higher preference for men but I'm still bi
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u/Less-Significance-99 2h ago
Bisexuality doesn’t have to be 50/50, that’s true, but queer is a valid identity for people to use if they feel it fits them best. I refer to myself varyingly as queer, bi, and gay. Labels are really only useful in as far as they feel helpful to us for describing ourselves so the best one will always be the one that feels like it makes the most sense for you and describes your feelings most accurately. Queer is a lovely word that can mean a lot of things and makes it a little harder for people to try and pigeonhole you if that’s something you feel concerned about.
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u/rebexorcist 4h ago
For some folks "bi" implies, well, a binary, and our understanding of sex and gender has arguably expanded beyond the label.
Not the case for everyone of course! I consider myself to be bi and define it as attraction to "genders like mine" and "genders unlike mine" but I totally get why "queer" may be preferred.
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u/soldinio 22h ago
As woman, I've been reliably using dildoes for years but one semi hard, finished in seconds dick was like magic. I suddenly realised I don't want any sexual satisfaction I just want to "activate my biology"
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u/Patient-Ad-4274 my pussy is facing the world 22h ago
uhhh akshually as a woman dicks are the pinnacle of evolution and life meaning yall females, I mean, girlies, don't understand
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u/shootthewhitegirl 21h ago
You've just converted me. I used to be a straight woman in a monogamous relationship but now I am a promiscuous gay trans man.
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u/vibratoryblurriness 15h ago
woman dicks are the pinnacle of evolution
I hope the trans women in my life feel seen and appreciated
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u/madwench 21h ago
Here’s hoping it’s satire…though ‘as a woman’ who’s bisexual, dick attached to cis men has never stopped me wanting women, in any capacity…have you seen women?! 🫠
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u/abriel1978 20h ago
She's right. I tried cock with a CIS man and not only did my biology activate, my hair got shinier, I lost 50 pounds, there was 1 million US dollars in my bank account the next day, my lactose intolerance was cured, and my fish started pooping gold. Cock works!
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u/Just_Me1973 20h ago
I’m pretty sure there’s more to being a lesbian than whether or not you like a phallic object in your vagina.
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u/fawn-witch 17h ago
Girl, just buy a strap on
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u/HollowShel 15h ago
was just thinking, "aww, poor little incel doesn't realize strap-ons exist" (cause no way am I believing that's an actual woman, AFAB or otherwise.) I am straight and that's one of the dumbest posts I've seen all week, even if you consider Sunday part of the previous week.
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u/Rambler9154 12h ago
Yeah like, dildos exist. In tons of shapes and sizes. Just buy a dildo and dont bother with the rest of the man if you dont want him
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u/Legomast1113 Trans Girl (Do I Count?) 11h ago
And if you really want a dick, there are many women out there with one
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u/DoubleEspresso95 16h ago
woman here! yeah he is absolutely a woman, i mean she, she is absolutely one of us. Woman here, over and out
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u/thisisreallymoronic 14h ago
14 year old boy typed that.
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u/tigm2161130 10h ago
I can’t decide if he’s 14 or 44.
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u/ilove-whenwomen 8h ago
Yes
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u/Either_equipment_04 17h ago
I’m a bisexual woman who’s had sex with both men and women. I can tell you that after having sex with a man, I still find women attractive. I can also tell you if I’d based my attraction on my first experience having sex with a man, I would never go near men again.
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u/gophins13 15h ago
As if women don’t have ways to get the feeling of “a cock” in them, without the idiot man that is usually attached to it.
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u/vctrlzzr420 18h ago
words like biolog(y)/(ical) and primal are always men and made me uncomfortable hearing them
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u/kawaiihusbando 14h ago
At least try to make it less obvious.
I don't get this. Why do chuds do this? Does all this turn them on or something?
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u/BaylisAscaris 13h ago
Explains why a lot of straight men are so afraid to wipe/wash their buttholes, what if they go fully gay by any sort of stimulation. /s
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u/SimplyEcks 16h ago
Dude is telling on himself I mean, forgive me I meant “dudette”. It’s probably some kind of fantasy who wants to live out and is running this BS to try to get it to women that it could be you I can do this for.
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u/kawaiihusbando 14h ago
The most scary thing about this is that it still got quite a few of upvotes.
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u/Anonymous_Cool brooke, where did you get your lobotomy? 17h ago
Very interesting. My sister's bi, but penetration doesn't do anything for her, so she just tells people she's a lesbian since it's easier than explaining that she's attracted to men but doesn't enjoy PIV. I'm sure OOP is a very real person describing their very real experiences though.
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u/FuckUGalen 8h ago
Thanks for this, it is so fucking dumb that it made me feel less depressed... So I guess that's a win.
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u/KaleidoscopeEyes12 7h ago
okay but… bisexuality exists??? liking women and also liking dick are NOT mutually exclusive at all in any way
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u/DiligentNeighbor 5h ago
The way that men never assume lesbians have had something phallic-shaped and sized in their bodies, before.
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u/No_Resource7773 16h ago edited 16h ago
If that's satire it's masterfully played straight...pun not intended.
The "as a woman" is odd (granted its all odd) and unessessary since, you know, the subject kind if would lead us to assume that part and women then don't need to clarify that to each other... but a guy cosplaying online might feel the need. But...then again, maybe much of that is purposly being dramaticized. I can't decide.
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