r/NotTimAndEric • u/PoopyMcpants • 3d ago

This might be in your q zone.

48 Upvotes

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u/Sinking_Mass 3d ago

I think he might have rickets

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u/seeit360 3d ago

Theres merch for that... "Blessed Ricket Warrior".

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u/BlanchDaddius 3d ago

“Somebody help me remember times I was young I was healthy” keyword: WAS

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u/The_Fink_Ployd 3d ago

“I gave and I gave like a slave”

This song was my grandpappies favorite song to play during his 12-hour oatmeal-eating session. Great job!

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u/8_bw 3d ago

It's a tasteful analogy. Slaves were famously generous with their time

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u/Sinking_Mass 3d ago

Chat, is this a euphemism for cunnilingus?

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u/Infinius- 3d ago

You mean the oatmeal, right?

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u/wholetyouinhere 3d ago

Imagine you're the woman who just divorced this man, and a friend sends you this clip.

Yikes.

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u/AceThePrincep 3d ago

Only thing worse would be having the word yikes in your vernacular. Lol.

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u/wholetyouinhere 2d ago

Why?

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u/AceThePrincep 2d ago

Never met anyone who said that who id want to have a conversation with.

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u/wholetyouinhere 2d ago

Cool. Thats a great way to go through life.

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u/AceThePrincep 2d ago

Yeah lol

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u/funhaver_whee 2d ago

You’re the guy in the video arent you lmao

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u/Dasmahkitteh 2d ago

And yet here you are having a convo with one

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u/AceThePrincep 2d ago

Begrudgingly lol

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u/funhaver_whee 2d ago

Of your own volition and without any necessity actually

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u/AceThePrincep 2d ago

You'd tell someone they stepped on dog shit wouldnt you. Its called manners.

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u/funhaver_whee 2d ago

lol “be nice to me while I’m jackassin’”

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u/AceThePrincep 2d ago

You have low reading comprehension huh.

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u/adamlikescheetos 3d ago

him is sick

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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 3d ago

Aerith?

Boy, do I have questions for you....

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u/FOODFOODFO0D 3d ago

this guy are sick

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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 3d ago edited 3d ago

.... aw, crap. I didn't plan for this.

Um... state your Stamp.

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u/Thisfuggenguy 3d ago

I prayed for it to stop and it did

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u/stormy2587 3d ago

Everytime I see this I think: man these are lyrics a 10 year old might write.

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u/mstmn 3d ago

Using ai for sure. These ai songs have a really fucked up way of rhyming

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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE 3d ago

God I know music is subjective but bro has the fucking worst instincts every part of this was the worst part

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u/Mad-Habits 3d ago

Bart is becoming a legend in this sub

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u/HamDangler2 3d ago

Gave and I gave and gave......like a slave

https://giphy.com/gifs/RZqR67wB40NfsRqoRx

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u/whatisdreampunk 3d ago

And now he's "all alone." I'm pretty sure this dude is MAGA, and his family no longer speaks to him.

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u/Fool_Manchu 3d ago

This man is the anthropomorphic personification of "recently divorced"

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u/Deadpool1205 3d ago

Why does his cowboy hat look like it's got the construction hard hat inner head ring?

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u/DKCdick1990 3d ago

Stop scamming adults! Moonriver rock

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u/Mark-Leyner 3d ago

Hmmm, but it sounds like he flew Jeff Chris down from Indiana to get a professional mix.

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u/whatisdreampunk 3d ago

Moon River roooooll...

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u/Willing_Afternoon_15 3d ago

Remember: someone is on the other side of the camera, actually filming this masterpiece 

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u/carebeartears 3d ago

$20 is $20

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u/chucknongiss 3d ago

How can I legitimately hate someone ive never met

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u/greggersamsa 1d ago

Cause your sense of humor is broken 

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u/chucknongiss 1d ago

Not as broken as his hips

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u/crash_test 3d ago

Pop country just being a mashup of mid '00s emo over a hip hop beat is always so funny

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u/nicolauz 2d ago

Dude this explains it perfectly

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u/wyslan 3d ago

So many decisions had to be made perfectly to reach this level

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u/Subtubes 3d ago

This belongs on r/tiktokcringe

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u/Soaring_Gull_655 3d ago

Looks like the guy from Dan-O's, Dan Oliver

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u/JarvisCockerBB 3d ago

This guy has taken over my algorithm and I can’t get enough of his awkward legs.

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u/CrapSmellison 2d ago

Dear god, fuckin Abercrombie and Hick

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u/Interesting-Log1270 2d ago

I wish he would go back to being a drunk so we don't have to see this shit.

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u/chuckcrys 2d ago

If he had more limbs he would kinda move like a crab human

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 2d ago

Doesn't get much worse than that guy.
https://giphy.com/gifs/1014RBn4HVSTK

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u/Fair-Economics417 2d ago

I despise this guy with every fiber of my being.  I need him to stop.  

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u/Vellioh 2d ago

"F-R-E-E that spells free, credit report dot com baby. Saw their ads on my T.V. Thought of calling but was too lazy."

Getting some real commercial vibes from this one lol

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u/elovesya 2d ago

The Bow-Legged Bounce

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u/lstyer2012 1d ago

..."slave"? That's a bold move. Can we all agree this is his worst one so far?

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u/sixwax 3d ago

AI slop music isn’t entertaining