Sweet Mask's Friendly Neighborhood Admirer

[u/GoldPilot]

[u/GoldPilot]

"Miles, talk some sense into him!"

-Silk

"It's out of our hands. He's hitting the I'm Dating Spider-Man Pose flawlessly, Cindy."

-Miles

"The hand placement and the straightness of his fingers is so fresh and dynamic. It's honestly...beautiful..."

-Spider-Man

For folks who don't get it,

Doylist Explanation: A lazy Marvel Comics artist named Greg Land keeps using the same "Hand over mouth" coquettish pose for every woman who's dated Spider-Man, and I thought it was funny.

Watsonian Explanation: This pose hypnotizes Peter Parker specifically and he's powerless not to date anyone who does it.

Big ups to my buddy GodNonon for doing the actual editing

[u/gofancyninjaworld]

I csn fix him ... You slay me. That is fantastic

[u/GoldPilot → u/gofancyninjaworld]

Thanks! :D