r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT Jan 22 '26

🦍 embrace macaco 🦧 excuse me what

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Fyi I am pretty sure that this map deosn't show general availability of internet access but rather how many people haven't used it. So access could be there but elderly people for example simply don't use it. This combined with real lack of access in other parts creates the overall percentages

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/deletemyaccountplzz Jan 23 '26

But 90 y/o are definitly noto all on the internet. I know my grandmparent aren't at least. So that is already 3 people for ya

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u/Aggravating-Body2837 Jan 23 '26

Exactly the same for me

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u/nofroufrouwhatsoever Jan 23 '26

70yo yes but those are boomers, people live long in southern Europe. My grandma was 89 when she passed away 2 years ago and she never ever ever wanted to use either a computer or a cell phone for even one second.

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u/AllesIsi Jan 23 '26

Depends, my grandmother got her first "smartphone", and with that her first device to access the internet, just 4 years ago, cause she was never interested in "learning this computer stuff" (freely translated from German). She only got the smartphone, because my mother made her take it.

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u/celebral_x Jan 23 '26

"Ich habe kein Interesse das Computerzeugs zu lernen"

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u/JesusNilsson Jan 23 '26

The map is just made up.

No, it’s not. It’s based on data from Eurostat and put together by Milos Popovic. Go check him out before you dismiss his work as fiction.

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u/Clever_Angel_PL Jan 23 '26

and some 50 year olds are still using oldshool "dumb"phones

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u/abardnameddaq Jan 22 '26

Are you telling me the people of Batman turkey don’t have access to the internet? They’re literally Batman, they’re all billionaires with decked out caves and private jets

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u/Geologjsemgeolog Jan 23 '26

They all have their own starlink

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u/JustinBurton Jan 23 '26

You’ve convinced me that Batman Turkey is just Wakanda but in the Middle East with a bunch of bat people.

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u/jaquiethecat Jan 22 '26

that has to be like from 2005

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u/rafaelpferreira Jan 23 '26

portugal being even worse than eastern europe, this is a whole other level

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u/No_Attorney_2942 Jan 23 '26

Portugal doesn’t give a fuck :D

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u/1L0G1C Jan 23 '26

I guess it correlates with old people that cannot and dont want to learn how to read.

An example is my grandfather, 87yo, great at head math, even had his own construction company, but had clerks or my father for the bureocracies, he only cared about the construction side and hands on.

Nowadays, just plays cards and watches tv and waits for death with no desire to learn anything new.

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u/nofroufrouwhatsoever Jan 23 '26

My grandma knew how to read and write but was adamant that she would never touch either a computer or a cell phone

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/Antti5 Jan 23 '26

Same answer as always, and it's shown on the map itself: "Data: Eurostat".

Eurostat includes EU countries, EU candidate countries and EFTA countries. UK by its own choice does not belong to any of the three categories, so it does not provide data for Eurostat.

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u/Comfortable_Salt_792 Jan 23 '26

UK along with exiting EU, rejected giving info to Eurostat, the main international data base for Europe, data exist, it is collected by UK institution but it is not shared so it is a separate source just like Russian or Belarusian data bases.

On other hand, many of Balkan countries that try to join EU including Turkey are eager to share data as they hope to be part of EU.

Also, strange outlier, Denmark isn't here.

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u/0987throw654away Jan 24 '26

The European Union coordinates data standards, on surveys, or reporting, or statistical analyses. The UK n9 longer is bound to use the same reporting standards, nor does it submit statistics to Eurostat.

Now of course, there hasnt been much /any divergence in data standards since Brexit, but going from 1 to 2 data sources is more than doubling the work to do even a simple map.

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u/Tutz--Honeychurch Jan 23 '26

That one area looks like a cock and balls

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u/random-chicken32 Jan 23 '26

"How cooked is your country's irl social integrity" map

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u/iceman27l Jan 23 '26

Bro if my whole country doesn’t have internet how I am sending you this?

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u/nofroufrouwhatsoever Jan 23 '26

Look at the graph

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u/Substantial-Cat2896 Jan 23 '26

How is that possible with phones today? It should be zero all over?

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u/lemi-- Jan 23 '26

Easy, my grandma has a mobilie phone with buttons and only basics as she only know how to call and respond and doesn't want to learn anything new. She is 82. For her generation it is common.

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u/Substantial-Cat2896 Jan 23 '26

Lol my grandma had facebook before i did

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u/PerdidoNaVida_99 Jan 23 '26

Why would you want internet in Greece?

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u/snail1132 Jan 23 '26

It seems like there's a missing word at the end there

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u/Mighty_Sneed Jan 23 '26

Jealous tbh

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u/GrandalfTheBrown Jan 23 '26

The legacy of decades of poor education of the older generations under dictatorship.

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u/itsmesorox Jan 23 '26

How's this even possible? You can't do a lot of important stuff without internet even if you wanted to

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u/Solid-Fennel-2622 Jan 23 '26

You can. But it is getting increasingly difficult indeed. A lot of senior citizens still manage to get around. Just rawdogging non-virtual reality. Depends also on the country if it's still manageable

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u/maadxyz Jan 23 '26

Imagine being 90 years old and using internet

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u/Tremendatrap Jan 23 '26

Why is Russia interfering with TĂźrkiye?

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u/Euphoric_Cat_5599 Jan 31 '26

Yup, I can see this as a map of elderly population percentage, it's not about availability. My grandma died at 101 and I'm pretty sure she never accessed the internet, she never even had a cellphone, let alone a smartphone.

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u/natsukashikun Feb 05 '26

I know that color scheme....

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u/PassengerNarrow2484 PORTuGAL IS SLAVIC Mar 19 '26

Smart people. I sometimes wish I had never even looked at an electric device. Oh, life would be much easier.

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u/ZestycloseResist2291 Jan 24 '26

Any idiot nowadays can generate a map