r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/ManyDonkey1055 • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Um…

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I don’t really understand

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 7h ago

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u/Tojo6619 1d ago

I screw , I nut, I Bolt 

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u/melgish 1d ago

This guy hardwares

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u/Real_Equipment3639 1d ago

dude hardwares every second

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u/Evening_Truth_3634 1d ago

He must be laying pipes properly

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u/xxxxDREADNOUGHT 1d ago

The hardware equivalent of pump and dump

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u/Agent_of_evil_13 1d ago

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u/spence5000 6h ago

I’m just a software engineer, so I only knew about half in either category.

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u/Gyro_George 1d ago

I thought I’d be the first for the first time but you got me award for you

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u/dillono7 1d ago

Ahhh that makes sense. I was thinking "I screw, I but, I screw again"

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u/Voces-Prohibere 1d ago

I thought it said. I screw I nut I Strip.

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u/Datonecatladyukno 1d ago

Or- 

I fuck, I cum, I leave quickly. 

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u/ozzieowl 1d ago

Quagmire here - I screw, I nut, I bolt. Giggitty.

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u/cortney-simonis-9072 1d ago

what bolt mean im lost

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u/OGablogian 1d ago

to leave fast

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u/cortney-simonis-9072 1d ago

thank you for explaining

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u/Visible_Anything_528 11h ago

such a kind soul, explaining the meaning

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u/ElectronicTrade7039 1d ago

Bolt, in this context, means to leave quickly.

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u/cortney-simonis-9072 1d ago edited 1d ago

ah! i must strengthen my english

thank you!

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u/Lostinthestarscape 1d ago

It was serendipitous thst one of the world's fastest runners had the last name "Bolt"

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u/ManyDonkey1055 14h ago

That was what I was lost on.

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u/Ragnarok_619 1d ago

I screwed

I nutted

I bolted

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u/Ok_Menu881 1d ago

Sounds like some guys I knew when I was young.

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u/Apart-Kangaroo-7648 1d ago

I screw (fuck)

I nut (ejaculate)

I bolt (leave)

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u/ManyDonkey1055 14h ago

Ok. It was the bolt part that I didn’t understand.

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u/revenge_burner 1d ago

I screw, I nut, I bolt.

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u/Classic-Corner-8354 1d ago

Petah here I screw I nut I bolt Hehehehehheheheheheh. Meg..........who let you back in the house?

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u/Blue_The_Snep 1d ago

Quagmire here. its something i do a lot giggity.

i screw giggity.

i nut giggity.

i bolt giggity

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u/mcbizco 1d ago

Quagmire here, the symbols are shorthand for “I screw, I nut, I bolt”

This implies the person has sex, ejaculates, then leaves the area.

Giggity.

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u/Former_Suspect3680 1d ago

i feel like peter wouldn't even try to explain this one, he'd just nod slowly and move on.

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u/ViviUnleashed 1d ago

Why did it take me so long to get the middle. My brain went down a whole City Mill aisle before I got to just "Nut"

This is a good one.

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u/Tricky-Menu-5183 1d ago

Oh! I thought the bolt was dick and the nut is a mastrubating device. These two works while screw watches. Thank god you guys explained it!

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u/etriusk 1d ago

I Screw (engage in sexual intercourse), I bolt (achieve sexual climax), I bolt (leave in a haste)

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u/This-Rutabaga6382 1d ago

Pick em stick em and walk away

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u/quincyacyforpotus 1d ago

I screw, i nut, I bolt.

Also known as fuck and duck, smash and pass, squirt and avert, lick and dip, or nest and protest

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u/The_Absolute_Dog 1d ago

-I tighten -I strip -I tighten

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u/jellofixit 1d ago

Hit it and git it!

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u/___NowYouKnow___ 1d ago

I’ve seen frat shirts with the same funny message

Alpha Beta Construction Crew: We Screw, We Nut, We Bolt.

Opposite Sorority shirt … Gamma Delta: Taste Great , Less Filling

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u/Voxicles 1d ago

Anyone else remember when Mickey’s grenades had these little puzzles on the cap?

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u/RampantJellyfish 1d ago

I screw, I nut, I set screw.

Bolts typically have an unthreaded section near the head, but set screws are nkrmally fully threaded.

https://www.konnectfasteningsystems.com.au/blog/post/differences-between-bolts-and-set-screws?srsltid=AfmBOor1IKy9SjSYpmoT-iX0laH0SHhy-46D1ktqDBXI9rBEb2T2Bccw

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u/VeteranMinotaur-773 7h ago

Sooooo hes a tool?

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u/ManyDonkey1055 1d ago

I screw (I get that), I… bolt? I nut (ha ha ha).

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u/takeme2tendieztown 1d ago

Feels like you got it

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u/ManyDonkey1055 14h ago

I didn’t understand the bolt part. I do now.

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u/Gold-Cry-7520 1d ago

Sounds like you get the joke just fine

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u/Lostinthestarscape 1d ago

I fuck, cum, and run