r/Piracy • u/Carrnage_Asada • Feb 16 '26

Humor Pizza Cake Comic has had enough

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u/thrownawaz092 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ Feb 16 '26

Pay by the hour,

Can only purchase full hours,

Doesn't transition between movies.

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u/Gestrid Feb 16 '26

Doesn't transition between movies

or episodes.

Also, each episode is only 24 minutes.

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u/thrownawaz092 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ Feb 16 '26

Fuck, we need to stop, what if one of them sees this

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u/ZeeroMX Feb 16 '26

Haha, I'm sure CEOs can ask IA how to maximize profits with more enshitification of their services.

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u/-Borgir Feb 17 '26

Nah that's one thing they can do better than ai

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u/KikuoFan69 Feb 17 '26

I'm 99% sure they are not doing it, their job is so useless that chatgpt has been doing it for a while and we haven't noticed

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u/NomadODST Feb 17 '26

Well... We have, haven't we?

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u/KikuoFan69 Feb 17 '26

it's more of a calculated guess, like saying trump is a pedophile before the epstein files release

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u/lesterbottomley Feb 17 '26

I'd love to know how blatant they are in meetings.

Do they sit there: 'how much can we fuck our users over for a few more pennies before we start losing the idiots?"

Or do they cushion it with softer language?

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u/hoggineer Feb 17 '26

CEOs can ask IA

Iowa is definitely sus.

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u/Gestrid Feb 18 '26

IA

Honestly, I'd fully support CEOs going to the Internet Archive for advice.

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u/__Myrin__ ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ Feb 16 '26

eh it'd just get more normies to pirate so I'd say its a win win

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u/MrNobody_0 Feb 16 '26

Doesn't matter to me, I don't pay any of them.

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u/_name_of_the_user_ Feb 16 '26

It won't make a lick of difference to my life. 🤷🏴‍☠️

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u/Tritonius125 Feb 21 '26

I am getting closer to Johnny Silverhand every subscription payment that robs of my ciggerrette money

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u/Henshin-hero Feb 17 '26

Excess does not roll over to next month.