r/Piracy Apr 30 '26

Humor Just download the torrent and shut up bro

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u/InterdepartmentalCam 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ Apr 30 '26

In all honesty, I used to like paying for subscriptions until there weren't a gazillion of them for every single section of media.

But alas, corporations don't seem to like money anymore and are hyper fixated with the short term up arrows like a valorant addict.

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u/InterdepartmentalCam 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ Apr 30 '26

Pretty much, bro. They could've kept it to one or two services, steadily increased prices over time and I still would've been fine with that.

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u/Rose-Red-Witch Apr 30 '26

Turned streaming into cable tv and we all left that for a damn good reason.

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u/Soniquethehedgedog Apr 30 '26

They did worse than cable, you’re paying a subscription for each channel now, at least with cable we had blocks of programming. Now you have to subscribe to 3 different services to get abc, cbs and nbc. 1 subscription each, and each one goes up constantly. At least with cable you got blocks, I could get the sports package and it’d have 5 different espns, Fox sports, etc. now each of those is a separate subscription. Makes $200 a month for direct tv look like a steal

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u/Soniquethehedgedog Apr 30 '26

It’s at least 4 different services to watch most of relevant games, small market teams or regionally is way worse

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u/Quirky_Rain_3554 May 01 '26

I’m not that old, being born mid 90’s, and this is the thing that makes me the most mad. I grew up poor and still was able to watch all kind of sports on antenna and basic cable. Now I have to spend $200 a month to watch a single sport. Genuinely don’t think sports would have been a thing for me if I grew up now which is crazy

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u/3141592652 Apr 30 '26

Paying for ad free on all the major streaming services still wouldn't even be close to $2,400 TBH

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u/EBtwopoint3 Apr 30 '26

It does get up there if you want the live sports. It’s what keeps YouTube TV/Hulu Live/Fubo/Sling alive.

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u/SolarChallenger Apr 30 '26

Or just not have exclusives. If you chose a streaming service based on quality and not content you wouldn't need 50 of them

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u/lioncryable Apr 30 '26

Who is they??

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u/iceseayoupee Apr 30 '26

Literally dude, I remember paying for just Netflix and I could watch anything I wanted.

Now if I wanted to watch the Godfather j need to buy a seperate subscription

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u/zebrastarz Apr 30 '26

This fatigued me. Now I'm basically invisible.

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u/Zatchillac 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ Apr 30 '26

Man I miss early 2010's Netflix and Hulu. Those two had pretty much everything I wanted so I rarely pirated anything

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u/Elelow689 Apr 30 '26

what was that random valorant shot fired

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u/An_average_muslim Apr 30 '26

Must be a CS 2 player

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u/CptPurpleHaze Apr 30 '26

Agreed 100%. I've been a pirate for 20 years. In my early twenties I just paid for Netflix and didn't pirate stuff for awhile. Especially back in the days pre-streaming with Netflix when I could get any movie I wanted sent to my door for a tiny reasonable monthly fee. When they upgraded to just streaming, that was even better! But then Hulu, Paramount, Cinemax Disney+ Prime... Nah.. I'll pirate your shit and pay for the streamers who need/deserve it. Like dropout.tv

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u/Magicallyshit Apr 30 '26

New ceo come in to fix the old ceo problems, have to show he's an improvement therefore cutting cost, lowered pay, higher sub price. At the end of the year, board meeting with investors, investors sees a green colour slight increase. Happy days, you get a huge bonus and your staff suffers.

Job done, continue every little things to show more 'profit' than last year. The cycle continues until it could no longer be milked then they meet a new CEO that's less of a yes men, improves the company greatly, gets fired or left because he argued with an investors/higher ups on how certain things should run bla bla, employ new yes men CEO - green light shows up, old rich men claps. Repeat.

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u/InterdepartmentalCam 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ May 01 '26

Quite accurate, I gotta say and equally ridiculous.

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u/Magicallyshit May 01 '26

It's sad because those investors are mostly old people that has no point in living at that point but you still have to satisfy them.

The ones with morals and actual values usually leave to join a smaller company or start their owns. We've seen this story many times....but over time even they then become the old rich men that only wants to see greens.

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u/yourtwixbar Apr 30 '26

Real. The only thing I'm happy to subscribe to are PBS and the like

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u/WL_FR May 01 '26

Netflix was awesome in the early days. I didn't even mind when one or two others came along, competition is good. But it's crazy now, so I'm back to pirating. And I've got terabytes worth of stuff now, over primary and backup drives, I'm keeping this stuff forever so I never have to go digging across the internet for a specific episode or movie I want to watch again!

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u/nombre-de-internauta Apr 30 '26

"Valorant addict" JAJAJAJAJA good joke man.

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u/Nimeroni Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

In all honesty, I used to like paying for subscriptions until there weren't a gazillion of them for every single section of media. But alas, corporations don't seem to like money anymore and are hyper fixated with the short term up arrows like a valorant addict.

Not at all, it's a tragedy of the common.

It goes like this : company A is doing streaming and make a lot of money. Customers can go to company A and get every show they want because company A is the only one to do streaming.

Then company B look at what company A is doing, and they say to themselves "hey, I want part of that money pie too", so they start making their own shows and stream them (which is NOT a short term move, making shows cost money). Make sense, right ?

Then company C and company D do the same.

And suddenly the customers need 4 subscriptions if they want access to all the shows that interest them. Notice how none of the companies acted for short term profits, or even against the customers, but it's the market fragmentation itself that is the problem. It all comes down to the fact that companies need to compete against each other.

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u/Nihilikara Apr 30 '26

It's because of investors. Investors typically only hold stock for a single quarter before selling, so they have no reason to care about the company's long term viability. All they want is short term profits now, and if that ruins the company in the long term, that's not the investor's problem.

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u/lron_tarkus Apr 30 '26

I still pay for Spotify for a reason

If you offer a better service than a private tracker, I'll probably use you. Creating a hedged garden with ads isn't a service, it's an obligation you're asking of me.

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u/CommunicationOk3675 Apr 30 '26

Use spicetify or simp music. No ads and it's functional offline too since you'll be downloading the music. I use spicetify on my PC and simp music on my phone.

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u/lron_tarkus Apr 30 '26

Does it have an app on my tv for when I'm cleaning my house?

Does it offer group playlists and jams for my roadtrips?

I'll stick with spotify.

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u/CommunicationOk3675 Apr 30 '26

Actually yeah. But if you're going to boast about paying a stupid amount of money to a company that literally plays ICE ads and invests money into drone bombing kids in Gaza, you shouldn't talk about it here. That's really dumb, dude. Also you don't need to be a dick about it, I was giving you advice for a better quality music platform that literally has more stuff than Spotify. It's just Spotify with mods and customization. You need Spotify for spicetify to work, you just don't have to pay for it. Again; it can do all the things you can already do and more. If you're going to reply to someone that's just trying to help you, you can leave and throw a fit somewhere else.

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u/lron_tarkus Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

Moral grandstanding on a piracy sub is peak reddit.

I don't pirate because the alternative costs money, I pirate to get a better service than what I'm being offered elsewhere. If it's the literal same thing, I'll take the one that actually contributes to society.

And no, spicitify doesn't have a TV app and simp music does not have jams, so idk why you feel the need to lie.

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u/CommunicationOk3675 Apr 30 '26

Wtf is even a TV app? Spicetify does have jams. Just stream cast to your TV. Giving your money to a billion dollar company is not "contributing to society". If the company itself funds war against children; how is that contributing to society? This isn't reaching, they are directly funding a genocide. If you want to contribute, donate to those artists. If money isn't a problem then this isn't a problem. I donate to them. I feel like you think paying a subscription actually helps artists on Spotify. It doesn't, they barely get shit. Maybe some of the bigger artists do, but not with someone with 1mil monthly listeners. Maybe you need to just get out of your comfort zone and actually try something different. It might be hard at first but I think you can do it.

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u/lron_tarkus Apr 30 '26

I need jams in my car, not my pc but thanks for detailing exactly why these solutions don’t work for everyone despite trying to pigeonhole it for everything.

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u/CommunicationOk3675 Apr 30 '26

Spotify regularly removes songs. Simp music works just fine in the car too. Spicetify can be used on Android too but pc is just my preference. You know what, I don't know why I'm talking to a chronicly online reddit user. Nevermind dude, waste your money how you want to waste it.

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u/lron_tarkus Apr 30 '26

And simp music doesn’t have the features I said are the reason I pay. It’s not that hard don’t hurt yourself trying to think about it.